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KJNR

only in 1939, we ain't making it out the concentration camp with this one💀💀💀


lol

XD

💀

bruh

everyone join 6FCR

Hey havoc and limitsdragon


what times r u available to play on a daily basis in GMT+0 time. For me im basically able to play like 4-10pm most week days and any time on weekends. Just asking for the tournament.


thanks

idk i don't have much time

german mean time is ig in my time zone so for me it would mostly be at weeeeeeeeeeeeeek-end probably on saturday from like 1 pm to 3 pm

do you mean green which mean time and k

yeah im sry, btw. how is your n1 news called? i ask cus of dc server

I’ve been considering it Okinoma, but what do you think about N! LIVE…? With main moniker being N!

im free from 8 am -1:40pm then 3:00pm to 6:45 pm on weekdays and weekend and not available on fridays and sunday and Monday 3pm to 6:30pm 

my times +3 GMT

k thanks

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6FCR

@Jesters, can you please make a cool logo for the n1 news server (dc)? would really apreciate that

sure I’ll work on it in a moment gotta go touch grass for a sec before I plop in front of my electrotube for hours. Balance :)

gm gm

Good morning!

I have a good night!

Ah, well, good night!

guten tag herr bowboi.

Hi everyone

hi

heyo 7 hours later

VZ7Z squad

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ARMED BURGLAR SPOTTED STEALING FOOD

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get the armed guards 

People in background:OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

lol

yo think we should report low? We mark it as offensive and then in the description we report abt her bullying n stuff

You think it works? I've reported her 15 times and the itch.io mods won't do crap about it.

ok then ill report too

lol

lol

thank you for this tidbit! it is noted.

eating my meat *tasty* :)

oh vegetarian sry 

You could eat my meat if u want

yours dosent satiate hunger

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omg yuck :(

yuck :(

yuck

no rizz moment

xd

frfr lol

it doesn't provide neccesary nutrients :/

yeah not large enough

oof lol 

i wouldn't eat that anyway 

meh might be tasty, didnt try it yet


idk why u would offer it tho cus it must rly hurt to get it bitten off

ye, who the heck would want to eat THAT. I mean, unless you are one of those people who enjoy it.....

oooof

yeah...

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if you eat a lot of human meat you'll be very thirsty because of the high salt content and you'll dehydrate and die from losing water via urinating

ye

idiot sandwich

yeah

yes too smol it won’t satisfy 

also I prefer the opposite genders one

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That's just wrong...

Brah

it is the truth tho

hol up -

Looks tasty!

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lol 

so funny bro :) lol

brain hurts

casually gonna ignore the camera man at the back

lol

ye

XDDDDD

hey okinoma am i allowed to post ur content on an dc server for stuff like this?

Sure

Oh mah gawd

Ermahgerd

Evil things are truly lurking…

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Hey, Jesters. I got a job for you. AGENTEAGLY381 has been kicked out of the N1 ITCH.IO TOURNAMENT because he's been acting like a doofus, and Guest 70 didn't show up at all. Could you please write an article about these unfortunate events?

sure and much much more. New article in 1.5 hours

nice

@Jesters, Okinoma: as youself see you are making excellent n1 timess etc. Is it ok for you and do you want that i make a dc (dc is for me discord not the damned clan, nothing gainst the members of this clan) server with different channels for example one for the n1 times one for the dc times and one for the things from Okinoma, I think it would be great 

I would love that, and thanks. I’m still gonna make a couple DAILYDISCORDs. Figure out a name like DC News, or whatever you want, and go for it. Can’t wait to see what you come up with :) Have fun with it. Let’s get this!

Ok it think the server will be like n1 news or n1 newspaper :) but thx for you allowing to do this btw. Do you have dc?

N1News works. And yeah I got one.

oh, a server for our content… I say ok. depends on Okinoma and Zephyr.  It seems right and a good way to store the content.

LV8J

have fun with the king

gg

last one of the day, tell me what y'all think:

dafuq

What’s this supposed to mean

please don’t be offended by counterculture. This is a just a well-tailored meme.

we‘re still not offended btw

alphin’s “daf**” sounded a bit offended. I know you’re not offended… you’re STUPID STRONG!

ye

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im supposed to be offended but the discord dog logo looks kinda sick… so props to you i guess

lol

lol, yeah

I was gonna go with angry dog, but I stuck with dopey man’s best friend dog. I’ll make the other in a moment. And thanks for not being offended.

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i mean dogs are cute so thanks

Yep.

welp out logo is cool and tbh cats suck compared to dogs, thus i dont complain

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looks great btw

That's one opinion.

Ain’t an opinion it’s fax

I like both cats and dogs both. They are both so cute!

true

OHHHHH NOOOO! (Glad I was sleeping at this time)

it was epically confusing.

Deleted 1 year ago

shhh... I mean I'll talk to the editor... :)

looks great thanks jesters

I've taken yours and zephyr's and saved them just so you all know. Your creativity makes this game better. :)

ye

bruh me against assussaussuasususus?

Ima bout to rekt

no ur not cus aussua cant even play on monday

and he didnt even say he wanted to participate

phew

wait so who am I up against

Kiju said he wants to enter the competition ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nah they’re not sure if it’s going to be on monday yet 

If it ain’t im fucked

lol

lol i gotta fight platon

ooooooooooooof

remind me to check older posts i couldn't read anything

Well,  I sent a bunch of new ones.

oke

It's nothing, just a bunch of blurbs.

rly?

good night everyone 


it’s like 1:02 am for me rn.


I’ve been playing for 6 hours straight lol

Good night!

I don't even have time to read all this -

how did everything blow up at once?

everything happened today, where were u

u playing David btw

ik but i can't go to platon right after that, u know what i mean???

ye I understand but I already sent out the list so I really don’t want to keep changing it 

bruh ok

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HI EVERYONE (for those who didn’t see my message earlier),

I HAVE ASSIGNED EVERYONE WITH ONE PERSON TO 1V1 ACCORDING TO THEIR LEVEL. I PICKED THEM AS A CHANCE SO IT WAS NOT INFAIR. IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. PLEASE SEND ME YOUR AVAILABILITY AND WELL AGREE ON A TIME TOGETHER. 

THANKS EVERYONE 


however there are a few slight changes,


1) Brother 1 SC is playing Brother 2 SC.

2)Spirit is playing Agent

hey i can't play platon that's unfair both ingame and irl lol

Ye it’s just the way the game worked I’m sorry

Prepare to get annihilated...

who? ingame or irl?

in game, I'm pretty sure you could take him on in real life.

sd said aussua ain’t playing on Monday also he’s wayyy to good for my level
last time I 1v1d him it was 1-10

Heyy guys it can be a personal problem but someone is threatening me with my pic ahhhh

He said he will post it to online and make creepy guys come over me or he'll use that to catfish others please help me what can I do? 😭

welp is he threatining u to get smth?

Probably my nude pics

bruh why would you send someone that in the first place

ooof

i mean why would you even have n-pics of yourself like bruh

I did not send thattt I refused it strongly

phew

bruh who

hmm why would some have ur pics?

Ugh he showed his face and told me to show me either, I deleted that pic fast as I can but yeah..

but it's ur face, not ur body, plus he can't send ppl over to ur house, just report him it's like a C4

ye

yeah thanks for advice im ignoring him

wait you're the ivellian from FC?

Yeahh

nice

it's just a face pic right? i too stupid/violent to know what/how someone threatens ppl with a picture

It's only face pic I refuse to send other

ok then you're good

Get some help. Report him, call the police.

ye

Im ignoring him

good idea

and who is it?

Lifeless guy on discord

oooooooof

roasted!!!

3ntn

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rere kumkum

fax

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These words are cognito-hazards. Stare at them for more than 5 minutes and you experience severe mental trauma.

Lmao

lol

ruru laelae

"roulette roulette"

lmao

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florida man moment

yeah, btw where were u today I didn’t see u at all.

making arrows

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join the code 733T

N1 Platon are u okay to play rn

hes sleeping now

wait havoc and limitsdragon are you guys okay to play rn

no im sorry 1st im at a laptop not used for n1 and its 10:30 in the night i gtg to bed! cya

k

Good night, limits! Sleep well!

thank you sir so now im wake again, can we train 1v1 gainst each other maybe for the tournament?

Sure!

gn

what two players are available rn. Both 

all correct but master archer can def beat little thing

it’s nice it’s pretty accurate too

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Yeah, Limitsdragon will probably kick my a double s. But I'm hopeful.

(Also, there's no way I'm winning the tournament, lol)

ohh... OHHHHHHH!

YOU DID NOT JUST PUT KIJU IN THERE!

whats wrong?

Everything

why?


kiju def will win this

I just think there are many better players than him.

u mean god?

🙏

Whatever you say he is.

He already won

he 1000  steps ahead

Ye

Yeah, right.

Also, do you think Platon is better than you?

yeah he is 

Well I'll be darned.

pretty accurate but extremely unfair on my part lol

Very.

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I mean id prefer to lose against one of the strongest players rather then someone whos skill is closer to mine

tru

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It’s Okinoma with the 21:30 news

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This is how Queen Elizabeth died

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Ye King Charles was sus…

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dang looks like a failed murder attempt by the queen

Lol

rip

Yo, the company is booming!

Okinoma on : The N1 Times LIVE: live footage of N1 Events

Zephyr on: FLASH INFO: blurbs of N1 Occurrences

Jesters: The N1 Times: Written accounts of N1 Events

                :DAILYDiscord: a dirt rag of Discord Events. hehehehe

I don't think we should work against each other as we each have something to offer to the whole.

ye that’s actually a good idea

how tf u even gonna make daily discord if there isnt even anyone here who can look into discord

That's the point. It's to give itch a taste of what goes on on Discord with an itchy eye. Bro, stop livin' up to your name... You're makin' it tight.

yall dont know discord frfr

lol

IT'S A HELLHOLE

ugh get over the stereotypes, it may be chaotic, but theres a reason i stay there

oh come on the discord isnt THAT bad

btw, are you offended by creativity?

uhh did i say anything about being offended?


i just asked how u even know whats happening in discord

are you offended that I have a Discord...& creativity?

uhhhh no, im not i never said that


i just asked how u know what happenes on discord

lol

nice lol

that's gonna make itch interesting.

hey okinoma, as you know im participatin in ur n1 tournament, idk when ive time but probably always at the weekends for more informations dm me #5513

Instead of dm me dm havoc cause it’s u too that are in the 1v1 then come up with a time and tell me

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boneless when are u available to play the 1v1?

boneless doesn’t have itch

then how do i contact him?

I’ll contact him

he does he's inactive tho

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he does he's inactive tho

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oh no please

?

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Better than BBC and Daily mirror

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😎

xd

Excaliburr...

ye 

Don’t know how I captured it right that made it look like that

Takes one leg. I pull the other...

lol

yep

is everyone gonna have a best newspaper/news challenge.

maybe

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oh no, how do i live after that news

idk dude

Oh god, your pfp

lol

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How much do you sell it?

I’d sell it for $1000000000000000000000000 LOL

it’s amazing how do you do it (btw I’ve sent out the list of player and who they will compete against in the comments below)

perfect! yo, when you turn the cameras on them they call it cringe... talk about projection heheheh

noice!

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snadow‘s banana sounds wrong

sensationalism at its finest...

btw why u calling b2dk a dog?

no comment...

technically u should make snadow it, cus he bullied b2dk n stuff

noted

interesting

...

idk

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FLASH INFO OF 9:30 P.M. ( This is not at all to compete with Okinoma.... He he) 

Bad news today:

A serial killer attacks all the noobs of narrow one . Prudence Platon, you are surely targeted!! 


haha …. I mean 😢 i am so sad 

LOL

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This 9:30PM news will make it on the 5 o'clock news for sure.

Ye for sure it great

noice

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bruh every pro commits mass murder, some like me like to burn towns down

HI EVERYONE,


I HAVE ASSIGNED EVERYONE WITH ONE PERSON TO 1V1 ACCORDING TO THEIR LEVEL. I PICKED THEM AS A CHANCE SO IT WAS NOT INFAIR. IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. PLEASE SEND ME YOUR AVAILABILITY AND WELL AGREE ON A TIME TOGETHER. 


THANKS EVERYONE 

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alphin against alphin?

You are dead 😂

sorry I meant aussa against alphin

IT SAYS ALPHIN SC VS ALPHIN DC. I MEANT TO SAY AUSSA SC VS ALPHIN DC. SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE.


CREDITS TO:

KITSS FOR POINTING THIS OUT

bro stole my job

Yep.

ye

BRO ME GAINST HAVOC?! TF

Breh, it'll be easy for you.

im not that strong remember the 1v1 with oki at the end yall absolutely destroyed me but thx for the compliment

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I'm ready to do my duel any day of the week after 21:00 CET

1) No, sadly

2) Since it’s like the group stage at the moment it’ll be whenever u and ur opponent (black arrow) agree on.


3) I am very good thanks for asking

Sorry I changed my message.

It’s fine

that’s great we will have to ask black arrow though

I can't fight platon move him somewhere else

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hi everyone


the deadline for registering into my tournament is SUN 29 January 9pm GMT+0. If you want to join please make sure you have your name in by then. 

Thank you

I was joking about participating but even so if its on a monday then i cant participate

aww that’s sad no it’s prob not this Monday 

When is it?

depends on what time u and ur opponent (alphin DC agree on)

Ohk

lmao

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