Tell that to the people who said to kill myself when I post that Madaras dead lmao! Cant take a joke can they, They said they are peaceful people who don't insult people for being toxic just being nice how great.
Today i got shot by this guest... I can't imagine how this player, looking so innocent, could do such a nasty and horrible thing. I can't express my emotions enough to explain this incident... i was just playing n1... just playing in the castles, and then this player came right by, i thought he would just dont notice me - but no... no! He aimed on me, and... shot me. Right in my torso. I can't explain how i felt at that moment. I was just sitting at my desk, filled with a bunch of thoughts and feelings... how he could do that... how??? And this scoundrel even had the audacity to take my flag!! You imagine??? Take flag of my team! I don't understand why n1 can be so peaceful, yet so cruel...
NO WAY! bruh I hate this game everyday more and more. I enter a game my team trash. Everything is so expensive and laggy. My PC is ten dollars I swear. Literally all the other team does is rush flags so I can’t even grab. Bro my home internet is worst than McDonald internet. My average ping is 250 and my fps is 32. DUMB GAME!
Calm down. I play on mobile. I have 1200 ping and 12 fps all the time. I can enjoy playing! It happens that sometimes my games bug and BIG NOOBS kill me... But that's the game... And I love the new updates.
But you're right, there are players who try the flag to have king or fearless pieces. It's boring....
Also, what is incredibly fascinating about discord users is that when they make an argument, they send a message on DC to request upvotes for their comment. Hilarious photos, lol:
Ah, the itch.io community, a gathering of game developers, enthusiasts, and players alike. But among the various activities that go on in this vibrant ecosystem, there is one that stands out: users writing essays.
Let’s talk about itch.io essays in general, so the itch narrowers don’t get offended:
Yes, you read that right. It's not just about playing games, making games, or chatting with fellow itch.io users. Some of them have a serious itch (pun intended) for writing long-form pieces on games, game development, and gaming culture. And as someone who has read a fair share of these essays, I can tell you that they can be both insightful and hilarious.
First, let's talk about the writing itself. It's not uncommon to find essays on itch.io that are longer than the games they're discussing. And unlike traditional essays that have a clear structure and argument, itch.io essays tend to take on a more meandering, stream-of-consciousness style. One minute, you're reading about the author's personal history with the game, the next you're being regaled with anecdotes from their childhood.
But it's not just the style of writing that's entertaining. It's the content as well. You'll find essays on itch.io that cover a wide range of topics, from the intricacies of game design to the social dynamics of online gaming. And then there are the essays that are just plain weird, like the one that argues that "Animal Crossing" is a metaphor for capitalism or the one that imagines a world where "Pac-Man" is a character in "Game of Thrones."
Perhaps the most amusing thing about itch.io essays is the sheer passion that the authors bring to their writing. These are not dispassionate analyses of games; they're love letters, rants, and pleas for developers to do better. You can feel the author's excitement or frustration seeping through every word, and it's infectious. Even if you don't agree with their opinions, you can't help but be swept up in their enthusiasm.
Of course, as with any online community, there are also some itch.io essays that are just plain bad. There are the ones that are filled with typos and grammatical errors, the ones that make no sense, and the ones that are just plain offensive. But even these essays have their own charm. There's something endearing about someone who's so excited about a game or a topic that they're willing to put their thoughts out there, warts and all.
In the end, I think that's what makes itch.io essays so special. They're not polished or refined, but they're full of heart. They're the product of a community that's passionate about games and about expressing themselves. And even if they're not always serious or scholarly, they're always entertaining. So the next time you're on itch.io, take a moment to read some of the essays. You might just find yourself laughing, crying, suffering, or learning something new.
well, that doesn't always work. I've 1v1ed a tryhard one 60 fps before and their power is nothing but in a pub match they were able to kill me several times because bad pc
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yes my lord
I bless you my brother.
salammmmm
bruh starfall is chill put someone else
oh noooo.
Put TKPVN instead
itchies ☕
☕️
☕
☕
☕💅🏼
woah chill gamers take a salad 🥗
I literally play on a chromebook with no cooling
There is no need a war. just chill both of u guys. 💀
Tell that to the people who said to kill myself when I post that Madaras dead lmao! Cant take a joke can they, They said they are peaceful people who don't insult people for being toxic just being nice how great.
they're with reading essays, we can't ask more from itch
Who is said this idk but giving spoiler is a really bad thing for a new watcher naruto but ofc he has no right for doing this insult.
What? Bro whos side are you on?
wtf no one told you that
Yea bruh, oh sorry MrIgoteyeseverywere
It's ok.
Omg
yes I agree cuz this is pretty cringe
Really cringe...
I AGREE I GIT DC AND ITCH NO FING WAR!!!
Today i got shot by this guest... I can't imagine how this player, looking so innocent, could do such a nasty and horrible thing. I can't express my emotions enough to explain this incident... i was just playing n1... just playing in the castles, and then this player came right by, i thought he would just dont notice me - but no... no! He aimed on me, and... shot me. Right in my torso. I can't explain how i felt at that moment. I was just sitting at my desk, filled with a bunch of thoughts and feelings... how he could do that... how??? And this scoundrel even had the audacity to take my flag!! You imagine??? Take flag of my team! I don't understand why n1 can be so peaceful, yet so cruel...
NO WAY! bruh I hate this game everyday more and more. I enter a game my team trash. Everything is so expensive and laggy. My PC is ten dollars I swear. Literally all the other team does is rush flags so I can’t even grab. Bro my home internet is worst than McDonald internet. My average ping is 250 and my fps is 32. DUMB GAME!
Hate it?!
Sounds like some "you" problems if you ask me.
Also, you should ask bowboi about this, his situation is even worse!
D:
💀
And itchys says there the most calmest people that just love playing the game
your PC is $10?
mb $5
Rest in peace, Skyzess.
Calm down. I play on mobile. I have 1200 ping and 12 fps all the time. I can enjoy playing! It happens that sometimes my games bug and BIG NOOBS kill me... But that's the game... And I love the new updates.
But you're right, there are players who try the flag to have king or fearless pieces. It's boring....
Also, what is incredibly fascinating about discord users is that when they make an argument, they send a message on DC to request upvotes for their comment. Hilarious photos, lol:
Argument creator:
Their side:
our pov
xd
also, you got that game?
no i dont it's a game called shieldwall im just frickin obsessed with the game and the chubby guys
it's on steam
like chibi but war
yeyeye, looks cute, lol
lol, nice.
I just a saw baronvongames play it a bit.
yea yea yea you know Von Games too?
you guys are so cringe, why is there a "war"between to social media sides, we're part of the same community, chill out
ik but uhh it's my instinct when ppl from dc hop on here sry
literally no one did that
I’m looking at it rn
lol
it's literally a fricking rigged debate you guys have 300+ active users trying to get at two kids lol
but hey they left that means we won lol
not all of us are here
yeah debate is rigged on dc tho
Yep. But, at least they are attacking in a foreign land.
ye
Check the #reinforcments channel.
gg 😎
lol
gg 😎
fr
It’s pretty much the opposite but nice meme ig
Ah, the itch.io community, a gathering of game developers, enthusiasts, and players alike. But among the various activities that go on in this vibrant ecosystem, there is one that stands out: users writing essays.
Let’s talk about itch.io essays in general, so the itch narrowers don’t get offended:
Yes, you read that right. It's not just about playing games, making games, or chatting with fellow itch.io users. Some of them have a serious itch (pun intended) for writing long-form pieces on games, game development, and gaming culture. And as someone who has read a fair share of these essays, I can tell you that they can be both insightful and hilarious.
First, let's talk about the writing itself. It's not uncommon to find essays on itch.io that are longer than the games they're discussing. And unlike traditional essays that have a clear structure and argument, itch.io essays tend to take on a more meandering, stream-of-consciousness style. One minute, you're reading about the author's personal history with the game, the next you're being regaled with anecdotes from their childhood.
But it's not just the style of writing that's entertaining. It's the content as well. You'll find essays on itch.io that cover a wide range of topics, from the intricacies of game design to the social dynamics of online gaming. And then there are the essays that are just plain weird, like the one that argues that "Animal Crossing" is a metaphor for capitalism or the one that imagines a world where "Pac-Man" is a character in "Game of Thrones."
Perhaps the most amusing thing about itch.io essays is the sheer passion that the authors bring to their writing. These are not dispassionate analyses of games; they're love letters, rants, and pleas for developers to do better. You can feel the author's excitement or frustration seeping through every word, and it's infectious. Even if you don't agree with their opinions, you can't help but be swept up in their enthusiasm.
Of course, as with any online community, there are also some itch.io essays that are just plain bad. There are the ones that are filled with typos and grammatical errors, the ones that make no sense, and the ones that are just plain offensive. But even these essays have their own charm. There's something endearing about someone who's so excited about a game or a topic that they're willing to put their thoughts out there, warts and all.
In the end, I think that's what makes itch.io essays so special. They're not polished or refined, but they're full of heart. They're the product of a community that's passionate about games and about expressing themselves. And even if they're not always serious or scholarly, they're always entertaining. So the next time you're on itch.io, take a moment to read some of the essays. You might just find yourself laughing, crying, suffering, or learning something new.
I’m just saying.
Salute!
as a itch user i can confirm
Bruh, what luck.
I hope I can go without a form of drama for one day, and when itch finally calms down, Discord launches an attack on us 💀
which is funny
It is comical.
next devolving challenge is to build a hut out of twigs and elephant shid
Yep.
and then idk start moving out of them huts and become nomads n revert to neolithic tools
itch people be like: "what's wrong in being gay
"
It’s 7 now
SIR DUMB! YOU TRAITOR!
shut shut shut yo mouth
i didnt betray yall, i just made a vote
i would betray yall tho
:|
that wouldn't happen because i wouldn't trust you to the point of getting rid of you to be safe
this is actually freaking hilarious you can see how society is able to devolve so quickly
lol
make an essay about it
lmao
i will
sehr slay 💅
sehr slay 💅
sehr slay 💅
sehr slay💅
sehr slay 💅
sehr slay 💅
sehr slay 💅
"Discord better than itch lmao lmao":
haha they can't stop me if i slander the entire discord with a single vid
lol
btw i found how to consistently have audio in vids and also how to shidpost edit
lol, nice
have u ever been on discord
actually yes
what’s ur name
I never made an acct i was basically watching over these ppl i never verified my acct
Yes and some of them toxic edgy teenager not all ofcourse..
ppl are toxic everywhere
then come
yo I love your makeup
lol
gg
GG
"stats only do a teeeeeeny weeeeeeeny bit"
- Ohio Guy (supposed dev)
ye
nice
itch, ew
discord is better
How dare you come onto my platform and insult it right in front of my face. Nobody comes on discord and states "dIsCorD?!/!?1 eW"
"iTcH iS bEttAr"
"eW, tHe sLuMs"
lol
lol
ew the karen 💀
yea you should stop looking at the mirror
she doesn't look at the mirror, the mirror looks at her
lmao. max discord player.
you own itch?
damn you must be rich fr
yesh
lol
what does lol mean?
use lmao
looks like something you would say
:|
First impressions
W mod
im glad he's not a mod here
glad he's a mod on dc ngl
Wow, after 154 days you make a return. Great.
great things take a long time ☕
she regrets it tho
fr
ok whatever
you don't know that tho
youll have a tag if you're a mod
Vine boom*
:|
W
W stands for why?!
W for working class, that what W REALLY means.
lol
y'all so intelligent
ok plebeian
I gave him my upvote, lol
lol nice
W
WC
fr
Jesters!
Hello! Welcome to the community, comrade!
Also, you know Jesters?!
rly dont mean to dissrespect them two but i can never remember who is who
same
Yup! Thank you for the welcome. He told me to hop on, but idk how to check online status or whatevs.
ohh ehh idk what status is here lol just chill place
ye
This Jesters! Yooo!!! Gengarflip....
GG B2DK
score?
I beat him 10-8
Wow... Gg
nice
how tho
if i am slighty more accurate n precise and a bit more cunning wouldn't I beat B2DK too if on a decent setup? sounds kinda weird lol
wut
welp ggs
ggs
gg
Wat gg u r very strong
yep.
new code?
I'm saving for the fearless head from now on! Day 0... I'm poor
Nice! I'm 93k for the helmet rn
Huhhhhh.... T_T
Me too
cool!
Yayy
GHXB
I. Am. Not. Able. To. Play. Opponents are killing me so fast and all my team PPL are noobs 🙄
Welcome to Narrow One!
Also, I don't recommend playing pubs, because all the tryhards with coins are better than everybody now.
I think you're right but without these ads we take more time to have cool items. I want to...
Well, prepare to enter hell :/
Yeah + stupid update that makes the game 💩
well in other words the update favor the majority and most of the majority are $5,000 rig
no life tryhard players.
stupid ass tryhards
well, no not really, skill can outplay items, so play, get better, earn coins, and buy the items :)
... you do have a point, lol
well, that doesn't always work. I've 1v1ed a tryhard one 60 fps before and their power is nothing but in a pub match they were able to kill me several times because bad pc
hm true, I lost to platon in the tournament cuz the guy had like 144 fps
dang he's lucky
welcome to hell
that's why ill only play in squad now so pros can beat tryhards
SECRET IN ARCH MAP!!! 🤯🤯🤯
Ye, I've done it before. but, nice.
GV97 ;)
WNZF
Back to spawn in Narrow One! 😯
whaAaaaaaa
Bruh.....
i love how saying secret gets oyu a buncha views
Is there a way to queue with a squad and play together? it always puts us on different teams
There is one. The squads...
but a lot of the time it splits my squad, I want to play on the same squad
GTG BYE
ugh crazy expensive
fr
fr
fr
Don't kill the innocent people. I will tell the guards!
lol
lol
lol, peace!
We buy some food
rp
gg
ggs
ggs
gg guys
SEND CODESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLS
back btw
new update is cool
NOO
Bruh.
well iguess you're 8 yrs old so ok
bruh i am 9
Dont get me wrong, but I think some players in here take this game too seriously..
Just have fun guys :)
code?
also yes i am planning to have fun although it may not be fair
oh yeah earlier i said yin n yang be in everything even a N1 game and heres an example lol
yin: enemy team swapping campers, own team swapping noobs (first few did nothing and later one had a barely efficient defense), lag n low fps
yang: m o n e y + perfect name for the matchmaking and also now 51/1000 ragequits from spammers/tryhards/campers
campers in games are fun, free kills, also its 11pm here so I cant play sorry
oh it's ok, also camping as in they keep camping their flags and me having to witness my damage cap getting exploited for the 100th time :/
yep
Yes I definitely take the game too seriously.
nah it's normal it's the tryhards im pretty sure who take it too srsly
I am a tryhard though.
nah, you're not a try hard.
i aM !!!1!!111!!!1!
same
ooh, nice
Best update btw.
well not as bad as it seemed
B r u h, the worst
private code for strategy discussion?
aw hell naw, im late
code?
GVD674NGIt's empty
private code
nice
what?!?!?!?! HOW DO YOU CHECK THAT!?!?
Hover over ur avatar in shop
oke
that’s also the most speed I’ve managed to get
I’ve gotten 20/20