Oh, I didn't die 60 times for NOTHING! It created a diversion for the front to advance via a distraction, creating a strong offense, making a good defense.
With tensions at an all-time high, Howl's Attack took place in the squad JYMY.
With both sides angry and thirsty for blood, the Discord Soldier, Howl, struck first. This triggered an entire battle that was bloody, and intense, until it's end.
The soldiers from both sides, Itch.io and Discord, fought valiantly for their home platforms, but in the end, itch.io won with an ingenious tactic, thought up by military general, General Bowboi.
General Bowboi led his entire team to victory with his quick orders, and staggering command, and without his tactics, perhaps itch.io could never show it's face again in the world stage.
But, Itch.io could never have won without the valiant and brave Discord soldiers, who could see reason and peace and not just blood and glory.
To the big, fat, Ws out there, Kerrial, Goldgamer and AAAM
Bro imagine being number 1 on red and not getting enough kills as me omg such L the red team is. Lol guess they didnt want to take the spot light away from me the one who made it first
good day narrow one.... after all the hardships, debates problems and infighting i've come up with a proposition: let's ban all types of religion in n1. I want everybody to understand that stop talking about religion is HARD for an avarge crusader like me... so if everyone agrees, just let me know and let's just be friends no matter in what we belive! If most of us agree let's make it official and stop this TERRIBLE madnes.
Maybe i don't belive in griddism and zephirism.... also i don't get the joke. But one thing is clear: Zephyr, the so called "god of griddism" has consideration and is an honorable person!
Well, my good friend. I think BANNING all religion would be a bit extravagant...
My proposal:
We learn to tolerate all religion! The fake and the real! Religions such as Griddism and Zephyrism were made simply for fun with no offense intended. Let us learn to accept all types of faith and we can all remain friends.
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We fought hard, but smarts won it all, thx to our team's efforts, we proved superior against the strongest players. GG to all
gg (@ _@)
GG goldgamer, you are a true W in itch.io's grand army.
Salute!
gg >:)
and I am glad to do so, may itch live to be the superior chatting-place, lol
lol
lol
YEAAAAA o7
wikipedia style entry
Belligerents:
Itch io army, Discord rebels, and Discord army.
Itch commanders: Discord commanders:
Guest70 HerrBert
Fatalem Aussua
Bowboi Howl
Havoc Kitsune
2g4u
Strength (calculated by kills):
Itch Discord
218 451
Casualties and losses:
Itch Discord
300+ 229
Result: Itch.io decisive strategical tactical victory
Yep, this is true.
w-why am i not a leader?
if you can pls edit it and make me a part of the leaders
pretty please with a chary on top
ok
thx for recognitions
self note
dc strength 451
dc losses 229
itch strength 220
itch losses 317
it looks like discord rekt u
Oh, I didn't die 60 times for NOTHING! It created a diversion for the front to advance via a distraction, creating a strong offense, making a good defense.
ye ye ye
ye but compare kds u guys had too flag loop
yeah, had to "fLaG lo0p" to get 60 deaths
your "kd win" is what is a called a phyrric victory.
Long Live Itch.io! Long Live the NU!
long live it be long live
Long live, long live!
4.05.2023itch.io vs discord
like i wise player you will have to have war bit this one
was different why? because the best of the best players have joined it
hertberd aussua sc fatalem bowboi havoc guest 70 and many more
4.05.2023 itch.io won the battle this time but next time who knows..
noice.
like bowboi sed
dc is strong but foolish, itch is weak yet wise
Yes. This is true.
Howl's Attack
5/3/2023
With tensions at an all-time high, Howl's Attack took place in the squad JYMY.
With both sides angry and thirsty for blood, the Discord Soldier, Howl, struck first. This triggered an entire battle that was bloody, and intense, until it's end.
The soldiers from both sides, Itch.io and Discord, fought valiantly for their home platforms, but in the end, itch.io won with an ingenious tactic, thought up by military general, General Bowboi.
General Bowboi led his entire team to victory with his quick orders, and staggering command, and without his tactics, perhaps itch.io could never show it's face again in the world stage.
But, Itch.io could never have won without the valiant and brave Discord soldiers, who could see reason and peace and not just blood and glory.
To the big, fat, Ws out there, Kerrial, Goldgamer and AAAM
Credits to Fatalem for image:
Now, the Itchy Cats wait and prepare for the next attack, whether it be by Discord, or themselves....
Evil Priest really sad after this battle ig.
Very sad.
btw add goldgamer to the Ws cuz he was from discord
Ah yes, I almost forgot.
I gave him + 1k social credit he's basically havoc but discord version
lol
Lol
💀💀
😂🤣
GG, kitss
gg
gg
4.05.2023
The biggest war in Narrow One. History books will write this legendary battle..
Itch.IO vs Discord
Itch side has won this battle.
What would griddies do.. It is really a mystery..
Huzzah! Huzzah! Long live itch.io!
HUZZAH HUZZAH
*itch/discord vs discord
ye.
HUZZAAHH!! HUZZAAAH!!!! ITCH IS BETTER THAN DISCORD DOO DOO!!!!
pls take a good ole look at those kds
itch was so inferior that they relied on flag looping the timer
it was a good tactic!
Not only did we rush your flag, but we put you on the heavy defensive.
true it was too overwhelming
bowboi's art of narrow one moment
(to be safe, i will NOT explain my strategies here.)
lol
gg tho it was fun
Very fun, lol
Big GG to you, aussua.
gg
also im pretty sure its the 3rd? or just in my time?
Bro imagine being number 1 on red and not getting enough kills as me omg such L the red team is. Lol guess they didnt want to take the spot light away from me the one who made it first
XD, go sit in the corner and cry, howl.
Bruh, i started late and absolutely blue powerful team than red.
go cry loser
Huzzah! To the ITCHY CATS & Maxwell!
evacuation squad
https://narrow.one/#JYMY
im sorry lol
i did only have 3.5 braincells left so🤷♀️
you did great.
Evacuation squad? More like all-out war.
ye
https://narrow.one/#43XK
Not a single code in 3 hours so 9LT8
https://narrow.one/#B3N7
any other code? F3TJ is empty
bruh im there
nope sry
lol
F3TJ
squad?
nope sry
F3TJ :)
hi
helo
hallo
noice
nice
nice
havoc wanna 1v1? ill get owned but i have nothin else to do
Sure. Sorry Im late!
Also, I suck pretty bad.
yeah its fine lol VRYV
you gotta train more. perphaps a better player like 70 to train you in fighting.
b r e h. Every time I see him I train with him.
ik lol
any code?
Look 2 posts down.
nope
hello
XBWG
i have 70 subs now lol so im gonna try torelease a machine gun 1v1
lol, alrighty
congrats also wanna 1v1? feel like id lose
can't rn but i have lotta time today
yey (If it happens, i will spectate, lol)
lol
alr
just tell me on discord cause i dont get itch notifs on my phone when u have time (tho its gonna be like 1am to 3am for me)
RIP
833J
Gg
nice
vedy cool!
https://narrow.one/#R3BB
https://narrow.one/#BG7R
WLDL
Nobody
Squad with many players?
XZ7X
D9FD pls join
good day narrow one.... after all the hardships, debates problems and infighting i've come up with a proposition: let's ban all types of religion in n1. I want everybody to understand that stop talking about religion is HARD for an avarge crusader like me... so if everyone agrees, just let me know and let's just be friends no matter in what we belive! If most of us agree let's make it official and stop this TERRIBLE madnes.
-Crusader Mantis
I am pretty sure that none of the popes, bishops or gods of both religions want us to fight to the death for spreding their ideas. :/
Yep
That is a very good idea I agree! :D
Yes me too :D
Talking about religion, griddism and Zephyrism is very fun, it's humor. But it creates conflict, some people don't understand that it's a joke.
I agree with you. We must stop
Maybe i don't belive in griddism and zephirism.... also i don't get the joke. But one thing is clear: Zephyr, the so called "god of griddism" has consideration and is an honorable person!
see you in a friendly batle. 🫡
See you in a friendly battle! 🫡
Well, my good friend. I think BANNING all religion would be a bit extravagant...
My proposal:
We learn to tolerate all religion! The fake and the real! Religions such as Griddism and Zephyrism were made simply for fun with no offense intended. Let us learn to accept all types of faith and we can all remain friends.
😑
😬
ahem ahem.... Zephyr?
Yes, what about him? The good and holy zephyr
i'm asking if Zephyr agrees to your proposal....
ah.
Yeah i completely agree after all there is only 1 true religion
Kijuism
B r u h
Does Kiju hit the griddy?
Idk
then he is not the center of your religion.
bruhhh
it's a joke don't be so sensitive you know you cant ban religious freedom, y know?
Bruh u made them delete. I wanted to see his reaction
delete what?
crusader mantis deleted his comment after ur reply
oh well
lol, nice
lol
D9FD
I think I am close to getting fearless💔🙂
(too extravagant)
still a long way Uchiha! i'm half way through....
How lucky you are..
:)
Very lucky!
I hit 100 000 yesterday😆
lol
yoooo
XD
nice!
It took me way to long because I dont double or play alot in public.
nice
still a long way :)
oof
Dw ull get there ;)
I already have 2 fearless pieces :)
cool
I'm still very far, though maybe in three months I'll have it
I can't keep coins..I love shopping, but I'm forced to keep them
samee 😥
oof..its hard
Awesome! Nice work!
thx
lol
So you found me
lol
XD
?
i dont know. i was made to say this
The god Zephyr. Prophet of griddism and god of Zephyrism fights evil....
But... But.... Look at who is behind the evil priest... The god Zephyr armed with his divine katana!
?!?!?
hi everyone
Hello :)
Hi
hallo!
*NEXT EPISODE OF EVIL PACT*
Hm.... Zephyr, please look your back..
Zephyr: What? What is it..
*bonk*E.P.: Take him, we will take him to the halls.. our secret place..
Zephyr: HEY? WHY U BRING ME HERE?
E.P.: Don't worry.. U are here, our secret place. The Evil Pact's place.. U must join us Zephyr... I will bless u with this pan..
Zephr: NO.. NOOO!
*bonk*Hunter was trying to stop Evil Priest but..
He tricked him 😔
And he gathering more people for his Cult.. be careful griddies.. this is not over...
turns out Zephir is not invinceble!
even gods can be bonked... this is a heavy day.
LMBO
If I talk to you it's because I'm alive! I am a god! I am the prophet of Zephyrism
Oh ma gawd
Lol all you can see are my boots.
Oh noooo!
even god units have limited hp, lol
yep, lol
oh no
JZTX
Evil is spreading among us my friends! The evil priest is demonic. There is trying to bribe me and make me leave griddism!
He tried to teach me his knowledge, his black magic! He killed me with his frying pan in the middle of a lesson!
In the constitution of human rights. No teacher can hit his students! It must be rejected by the order of professors!
He's crazy!!!
He took me to a rooftop (it's weird) to hit me!!! Hunter is a witness
Oh no. who is this evil guy?
Mmmhhhh 👀
Uh oh. I must ready my griddy powers. I must stop them!
my small army of 30,000 soldiers should be enough support.
(this is the average size of an ancient chinese army)
xd
I'm just a small general so I have 30k units max
oooh
:O
and to specify, 30k elite soldiers trained under me (they already passed standard combat training).
even reinforcements and militia have standard training making sure troops are decent :)
uh oh