yo jester they wanted me to tell u eagle was being mean for ex. killing me "accidentally" over 15 times and when I accidentally killed him (he's low health) he gets triggered.
agent is an NPC. NO ONE TALK TO HIM. HES A BOT AND HES A CUSSER. JUST DONT TALK TO HIM IVE KICKED HIM OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT. JESTER PLEASE CAN U WRITE AN ARTICLE ON THIS. AGENT LEAVE
You are going to apologize for the things you said and did.
You killed my good friend Zephyr when he said stop, you called us all bots, you told us all to "fuk" off, and you told me that I have no friends, and that I'm a niggr.
In order for me to forgive you, you must-
- Apologize to everyone individually
- Tell me that I'm not a niggr or NPC.
- And don't say a word on itch.io for the next week or two
what times r u available to play on a daily basis in GMT+0 time. For me im basically able to play like 4-10pm most week days and any time on weekends. Just asking for the tournament.
Hey, Jesters. I got a job for you. AGENTEAGLY381 has been kicked out of the N1 ITCH.IO TOURNAMENT because he's been acting like a doofus, and Guest 70 didn't show up at all. Could you please write an article about these unfortunate events?
@Jesters, Okinoma: as youself see you are making excellent n1 timess etc. Is it ok for you and do you want that i make a dc (dc is for me discord not the damned clan, nothing gainst the members of this clan) server with different channels for example one for the n1 times one for the dc times and one for the things from Okinoma, I think it would be great
I would love that, and thanks. I’m still gonna make a couple DAILYDISCORDs. Figure out a name like DC News, or whatever you want, and go for it. Can’t wait to see what you come up with :) Have fun with it. Let’s get this!
HI EVERYONE (for those who didn’t see my message earlier),
I HAVE ASSIGNED EVERYONE WITH ONE PERSON TO 1V1 ACCORDING TO THEIR LEVEL. I PICKED THEM AS A CHANCE SO IT WAS NOT INFAIR. IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. PLEASE SEND ME YOUR AVAILABILITY AND WELL AGREE ON A TIME TOGETHER.
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BREAKING NEWS: EVERYONE STOP TALKING TO HIM UNTIL HAVOC FORGIVES HIM. HE SAID THE N WORD
VIEWS: 8B REACTIONS:🤬🤬😡😡
oki im allowed to out this on the server when its finishd? btw. how do you wanna name your news?
u need 2 more asterisks or ppl gonna think it's nut or nah or not
thanks couldn’t fit it on the thing that’s why I’ll let them know
AgentEagle better is a nigger calling others that.
be*
yo jester they wanted me to tell u eagle was being mean for ex. killing me "accidentally" over 15 times and when I accidentally killed him (he's low health) he gets triggered.
Write an article pleaee
I'm not a reporter
Ik not u jester
understood
agent is an NPC. NO ONE TALK TO HIM. HES A BOT AND HES A CUSSER. JUST DONT TALK TO HIM IVE KICKED HIM OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT. JESTER PLEASE CAN U WRITE AN ARTICLE ON THIS. AGENT LEAVE
AGENTEAGLY381
You are going to apologize for the things you said and did.
You killed my good friend Zephyr when he said stop, you called us all bots, you told us all to "fuk" off, and you told me that I have no friends, and that I'm a niggr.
In order for me to forgive you, you must-
- Apologize to everyone individually
- Tell me that I'm not a niggr or NPC.
- And don't say a word on itch.io for the next week or two
1v1: Spirit and AgentEagleYt381
CODE: ZVVR
*JOIN AT 8PM SHARP
Spectators welcome
4QGD
gg
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OH NOOOOOOO
zephyr if uve dc (discord) i would like to have u in my team for n1 news, im working on a server xd
Ok
Zephyr#7838
This is a quick one for today may change
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sure and thx
wdym my entire army eats the corpses of enemies *vine boom*
we take thin strips of the the arms and legs and salt them to make rations for millet *bass boosted vine boom*
my army kill our opponents then cut their heads off cook it, fry it and then eat it lol
that's not nutritious enough
Pssssst, bowboi.
I think that this Low person is actually Greyhowl.
Ikr lol behaviour patterns are very volatile
heheh some people on discord are saying the same. jfyi.
it ain’t howl
that’s what will happen if you hide the fruit. Great reporting once again!
1v1 Tournament
Who? Agenteagleyt381 and Spirit
When? Today at 8pm GMT+0 (3pm for Spirit)
👍
Lol
lol
who is the male one (name) and whos the man (name) THX
🤣🤣🤣GIRFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND XDDDDDD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
ikr
They step on each other's toes 💀
Mmmmm...... Don't care
hah
lollol
BRUH
Haha
I just got blackmailed
There's only 1 reason I would want to see those foul words, lol
wriwitwttwovowyvvywwyvowtvowyvoywvvywvywoywvovwyoywvosyiwvtuvrovquqobeuaubroouabroorbuaruabarubairlibsrilrsbbriallibarabr
ppl here are about to learn a lotta new swears now
ye, lol
i bet you that Pelican Party will delete this crap.
no i already know all of it, i have much ventured into darkness.
that is?
To blackmail Alphin.
by?
havoc
bruh like he actually threatened you lol
Yall dirty minded bruh i just wanted to share the bacon i had for breakfast this morning
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well, that's fine.
mmmmmmmm ofc u meant that
ye lol
yea ofc you 100% implied that
ayep.
im not dirty minded i just said that hte bacon u had was too small to rly feed someone
I have enough of it tho thats why im trying to share
ohh ok
i like sausage and bacon
Lmfao
Roxy’s yearbook photo
yes, this is going in the N1 album!
lmao nice
Use this one tho it looks better
Right
nice
also can u send the link for this
nice fluff
thx
nice!
smth tells me u rly like this filter
ye
yep
cool and congrats that you have now also FULL bloodlust scout bow skin :D
Hi blackarrow. When are you available for our duel?
KJNR
only in 1939, we ain't making it out the concentration camp with this one💀💀💀
lol
XD
💀
bruh
everyone join 6FCR
Hey havoc and limitsdragon
what times r u available to play on a daily basis in GMT+0 time. For me im basically able to play like 4-10pm most week days and any time on weekends. Just asking for the tournament.
thanks
idk i don't have much time
german mean time is ig in my time zone so for me it would mostly be at weeeeeeeeeeeeeek-end probably on saturday from like 1 pm to 3 pm
do you mean green which mean time and k
yeah im sry, btw. how is your n1 news called? i ask cus of dc server
I’ve been considering it Okinoma, but what do you think about N! LIVE…? With main moniker being N!
im free from 8 am -1:40pm then 3:00pm to 6:45 pm on weekdays and weekend and not available on fridays and sunday and Monday 3pm to 6:30pm
my times +3 GMT
k thanks
6FCR
@Jesters, can you please make a cool logo for the n1 news server (dc)? would really apreciate that
sure I’ll work on it in a moment gotta go touch grass for a sec before I plop in front of my electrotube for hours. Balance :)
gm gm
Good morning!
I have a good night!
Ah, well, good night!
guten tag herr bowboi.
Hi everyone
hi
heyo 7 hours later
VZ7Z squad
get the armed guards
People in background:OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
lol
yo think we should report low? We mark it as offensive and then in the description we report abt her bullying n stuff
You think it works? I've reported her 15 times and the itch.io mods won't do crap about it.
ok then ill report too
lol
lol
thank you for this tidbit! it is noted.
oh vegetarian sry
You could eat my meat if u want
yours dosent satiate hunger
omg yuck :(
yuck :(
yuck
no rizz moment
xd
frfr lol
it doesn't provide neccesary nutrients :/
yeah not large enough
oof lol
i wouldn't eat that anyway
meh might be tasty, didnt try it yet
idk why u would offer it tho cus it must rly hurt to get it bitten off
ye, who the heck would want to eat THAT. I mean, unless you are one of those people who enjoy it.....
oooof
yeah...
if you eat a lot of human meat you'll be very thirsty because of the high salt content and you'll dehydrate and die from losing water via urinating
ye
idiot sandwich
yeah
yes too smol it won’t satisfy
also I prefer the opposite genders one
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That's just wrong...
Brah
it is the truth tho
hol up -
Looks tasty!
1B Views Reactions:😱😡😭
lol
so funny bro :) lol
brain hurts
casually gonna ignore the camera man at the back
lol
ye
XDDDDD
hey okinoma am i allowed to post ur content on an dc server for stuff like this?
Sure
Oh mah gawd
Ermahgerd
Evil things are truly lurking…
Hey, Jesters. I got a job for you. AGENTEAGLY381 has been kicked out of the N1 ITCH.IO TOURNAMENT because he's been acting like a doofus, and Guest 70 didn't show up at all. Could you please write an article about these unfortunate events?
sure and much much more. New article in 1.5 hours
nice
@Jesters, Okinoma: as youself see you are making excellent n1 timess etc. Is it ok for you and do you want that i make a dc (dc is for me discord not the damned clan, nothing gainst the members of this clan) server with different channels for example one for the n1 times one for the dc times and one for the things from Okinoma, I think it would be great
I would love that, and thanks. I’m still gonna make a couple DAILYDISCORDs. Figure out a name like DC News, or whatever you want, and go for it. Can’t wait to see what you come up with :) Have fun with it. Let’s get this!
Ok it think the server will be like n1 news or n1 newspaper :) but thx for you allowing to do this btw. Do you have dc?
N1News works. And yeah I got one.
oh, a server for our content… I say ok. depends on Okinoma and Zephyr. It seems right and a good way to store the content.
LV8J
have fun with the king
gg
last one of the day, tell me what y'all think:
dafuq
What’s this supposed to mean
please don’t be offended by counterculture. This is a just a well-tailored meme.
we‘re still not offended btw
alphin’s “daf**” sounded a bit offended. I know you’re not offended… you’re STUPID STRONG!
ye
im supposed to be offended but the discord dog logo looks kinda sick… so props to you i guess
lol
lol, yeah
I was gonna go with angry dog, but I stuck with dopey man’s best friend dog. I’ll make the other in a moment. And thanks for not being offended.
i mean dogs are cute so thanks
Yep.
welp out logo is cool and tbh cats suck compared to dogs, thus i dont complain
looks great btw
That's one opinion.
Ain’t an opinion it’s fax
I like both cats and dogs both. They are both so cute!
true
OHHHHH NOOOO! (Glad I was sleeping at this time)
it was epically confusing.
shhh... I mean I'll talk to the editor... :)
looks great thanks jesters
I've taken yours and zephyr's and saved them just so you all know. Your creativity makes this game better. :)
ye
bruh me against assussaussuasususus?
Ima bout to rekt
no ur not cus aussua cant even play on monday
and he didnt even say he wanted to participate
phew
wait so who am I up against
Kiju said he wants to enter the competition ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
nah they’re not sure if it’s going to be on monday yet
If it ain’t im fucked
lol
lol i gotta fight platon
ooooooooooooof
remind me to check older posts i couldn't read anything
Well, I sent a bunch of new ones.
oke
It's nothing, just a bunch of blurbs.
rly?
good night everyone
it’s like 1:02 am for me rn.
I’ve been playing for 6 hours straight lol
Good night!
I don't even have time to read all this -
how did everything blow up at once?
everything happened today, where were u
u playing David btw
ik but i can't go to platon right after that, u know what i mean???
ye I understand but I already sent out the list so I really don’t want to keep changing it
bruh ok
HI EVERYONE (for those who didn’t see my message earlier),
I HAVE ASSIGNED EVERYONE WITH ONE PERSON TO 1V1 ACCORDING TO THEIR LEVEL. I PICKED THEM AS A CHANCE SO IT WAS NOT INFAIR. IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. PLEASE SEND ME YOUR AVAILABILITY AND WELL AGREE ON A TIME TOGETHER.
THANKS EVERYONE
however there are a few slight changes,
1) Brother 1 SC is playing Brother 2 SC.
2)Spirit is playing Agent
hey i can't play platon that's unfair both ingame and irl lol
Ye it’s just the way the game worked I’m sorry
Prepare to get annihilated...
who? ingame or irl?
in game, I'm pretty sure you could take him on in real life.
sd said aussua ain’t playing on Monday also he’s wayyy to good for my level
last time I 1v1d him it was 1-10
Heyy guys it can be a personal problem but someone is threatening me with my pic ahhhh
He said he will post it to online and make creepy guys come over me or he'll use that to catfish others please help me what can I do? 😭
welp is he threatining u to get smth?
Probably my nude pics
bruh why would you send someone that in the first place
ooof
i mean why would you even have n-pics of yourself like bruh
I did not send thattt I refused it strongly
phew
bruh who
hmm why would some have ur pics?
Ugh he showed his face and told me to show me either, I deleted that pic fast as I can but yeah..
but it's ur face, not ur body, plus he can't send ppl over to ur house, just report him it's like a C4
ye
yeah thanks for advice im ignoring him
wait you're the ivellian from FC?
Yeahh
nice
it's just a face pic right? i too stupid/violent to know what/how someone threatens ppl with a picture
It's only face pic I refuse to send other
ok then you're good
Get some help. Report him, call the police.
ye
Im ignoring him
good idea
and who is it?
Lifeless guy on discord
oooooooof
roasted!!!
3ntn
rere kumkum
fax
?
These words are cognito-hazards. Stare at them for more than 5 minutes and you experience severe mental trauma.
Lmao
lol
ruru laelae
"roulette roulette"
lmao
florida man moment
yeah, btw where were u today I didn’t see u at all.
making arrows
join the code 733T