InTaking into account certain elements of the current situation.
Agenteagle is disqualified from the tournament and SPIRIT is in the quarter-finals.
If you agree reply to this message
NO MEMBER OF THE NARROW ONE COMMUNITY CAN PARTICIPATE IN A TOURNAMENT IF THEIR ATTITUDE IS NOT CORRECT EVEN IF HE IS NOT PART OF A CLAN! Havoc, add this rule to the NU charter.
I don't know Zephyr, I don't think we should add a new rule because of Agent, he isn't even in the NU. But I think we should add a new rule to the N1 ITCH.IO TOURNAMENT saying anyone who is rude and outrageous can be kicked out and/or disqualified.
I am so sorry HAVOC. I’ll ban him later. I know how you’re feeling after he said the n word at you and making fun of you because you were Russian. Everyone reply to this message with a nice comment so he can feel better.
DONT LISTEN TO THAT NPC. WE ARE ALL FRIENDS WITH U. YOU HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE NICEST IF NOT NICEST PERSON TO ME SINCE I JOINED THE GAME. EVERYONE ON ITCH LOVES U. YOUR THE BESTEST OF THE BEST. 😀😀😀👌😊💐
havoc: addling the enemy is our purpose, and, as they fall hard punching all the way down, just know that you are above it all. Let not the words of our shared enemy addle in you return for you will never be eye to eye with them for they are short both in space and time, mind body & soul.
yo jester they wanted me to tell u eagle was being mean for ex. killing me "accidentally" over 15 times and when I accidentally killed him (he's low health) he gets triggered.
agent is an NPC. NO ONE TALK TO HIM. HES A BOT AND HES A CUSSER. JUST DONT TALK TO HIM IVE KICKED HIM OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT. JESTER PLEASE CAN U WRITE AN ARTICLE ON THIS. AGENT LEAVE
You are going to apologize for the things you said and did.
You killed my good friend Zephyr when he said stop, you called us all bots, you told us all to "fuk" off, and you told me that I have no friends, and that I'm a niggr.
In order for me to forgive you, you must-
- Apologize to everyone individually
- Tell me that I'm not a niggr or NPC.
- And don't say a word on itch.io for the next week or two
what times r u available to play on a daily basis in GMT+0 time. For me im basically able to play like 4-10pm most week days and any time on weekends. Just asking for the tournament.
Hey, Jesters. I got a job for you. AGENTEAGLY381 has been kicked out of the N1 ITCH.IO TOURNAMENT because he's been acting like a doofus, and Guest 70 didn't show up at all. Could you please write an article about these unfortunate events?
@Jesters, Okinoma: as youself see you are making excellent n1 timess etc. Is it ok for you and do you want that i make a dc (dc is for me discord not the damned clan, nothing gainst the members of this clan) server with different channels for example one for the n1 times one for the dc times and one for the things from Okinoma, I think it would be great
I would love that, and thanks. I’m still gonna make a couple DAILYDISCORDs. Figure out a name like DC News, or whatever you want, and go for it. Can’t wait to see what you come up with :) Have fun with it. Let’s get this!
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can anyone play?
no
y know if you're greyhowl u can chill here
just don't be "Big Trouble".
what
stop faking lol
What? Faking when did I say I was faking lmao
I farm rice don't know what food shortage u talkin bout
A good paper!
When your to lazy to read
AGENTEAGLE381
BOWBOI PLEASE JOIN 3QKD FOR 1V1 WITH N1 DAVID.
I can't, have school rn.
so sorry too bad
uhh make a new code if he comes i'll fight him
nvm sry
3QKD
gg
gg
InTaking into account certain elements of the current situation.
Agenteagle is disqualified from the tournament and SPIRIT is in the quarter-finals.
If you agree reply to this message
NO MEMBER OF THE NARROW ONE COMMUNITY CAN PARTICIPATE IN A TOURNAMENT IF THEIR ATTITUDE IS NOT CORRECT EVEN IF HE IS NOT PART OF A CLAN! Havoc, add this rule to the NU charter.
Hey Zephyr,
Brother 2 SC wanted to play wanted to play Brother 1 SC before so that’s why we had the spirit vs agent. So I think Spirit is in the quarters.
OK...
I change my message
yea they're pretty equal
I don't know Zephyr, I don't think we should add a new rule because of Agent, he isn't even in the NU. But I think we should add a new rule to the N1 ITCH.IO TOURNAMENT saying anyone who is rude and outrageous can be kicked out and/or disqualified.
ya a rule's a major thing and it needs votes
Ye that’s true. Adding a rule over 1 person is drastic. Anyone who is rude will definitely be kicked out. Can I join NU BTW.
you already ur in my clan remember
If ever agenteagle is part of a clan, let him be banned
This person has nothing to do here:
It spam , he insults, he plays badly and He has bad faith...
Take back your hands agent!!
chill we shouldn't ban him(yet)
ye
I am so sorry HAVOC. I’ll ban him later. I know how you’re feeling after he said the n word at you and making fun of you because you were Russian. Everyone reply to this message with a nice comment so he can feel better.
DONT LISTEN TO THAT NPC. WE ARE ALL FRIENDS WITH U. YOU HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE NICEST IF NOT NICEST PERSON TO ME SINCE I JOINED THE GAME. EVERYONE ON ITCH LOVES U. YOUR THE BESTEST OF THE BEST. 😀😀😀👌😊💐
Haha, thanks a lot, my friend!
havoc: addling the enemy is our purpose, and, as they fall hard punching all the way down, just know that you are above it all. Let not the words of our shared enemy addle in you return for you will never be eye to eye with them for they are short both in space and time, mind body & soul.
What do you smoke to know all this?? 😂
Thank you, Jesters. This means a lot to me that you took the time to write this and make me feel better :)
word, the least i could, Havoc. You're good peeps.
Yeah, thank you for trying to help me out!
look at what the NPC said
scientifically speaking that's not true he's white lmao
ik
idk but my exp with indian kids made me kinda expect this
ye, lol
But still, I'm offended
i know
thats racist REALLY NOT COOL!!!!
ikr
maybe you can play with havoc if he is still online
I'm here
ye
racist ppl be like
Fuck that agent eagle because he swears to boneless but boneless is only 9years kid
kids these days
yes
LMAO
So weird..
Why would anybody even say that...
BREAKING NEWS: EVERYONE STOP TALKING TO HIM UNTIL HAVOC FORGIVES HIM. HE SAID THE N WORD
VIEWS: 8B REACTIONS:🤬🤬😡😡
oki im allowed to out this on the server when its finishd? btw. how do you wanna name your news?
u need 2 more asterisks or ppl gonna think it's nut or nah or not
thanks couldn’t fit it on the thing that’s why I’ll let them know
AgentEagle better is a nigger calling others that.
be*
yo jester they wanted me to tell u eagle was being mean for ex. killing me "accidentally" over 15 times and when I accidentally killed him (he's low health) he gets triggered.
Write an article pleaee
I'm not a reporter
Ik not u jester
understood
agent is an NPC. NO ONE TALK TO HIM. HES A BOT AND HES A CUSSER. JUST DONT TALK TO HIM IVE KICKED HIM OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT. JESTER PLEASE CAN U WRITE AN ARTICLE ON THIS. AGENT LEAVE
AGENTEAGLY381
You are going to apologize for the things you said and did.
You killed my good friend Zephyr when he said stop, you called us all bots, you told us all to "fuk" off, and you told me that I have no friends, and that I'm a niggr.
In order for me to forgive you, you must-
- Apologize to everyone individually
- Tell me that I'm not a niggr or NPC.
- And don't say a word on itch.io for the next week or two
1v1: Spirit and AgentEagleYt381
CODE: ZVVR
*JOIN AT 8PM SHARP
Spectators welcome
4QGD
gg
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OH NOOOOOOO
zephyr if uve dc (discord) i would like to have u in my team for n1 news, im working on a server xd
Ok
Zephyr#7838
This is a quick one for today may change
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sure and thx
wdym my entire army eats the corpses of enemies *vine boom*
we take thin strips of the the arms and legs and salt them to make rations for millet *bass boosted vine boom*
my army kill our opponents then cut their heads off cook it, fry it and then eat it lol
that's not nutritious enough
Pssssst, bowboi.
I think that this Low person is actually Greyhowl.
Ikr lol behaviour patterns are very volatile
heheh some people on discord are saying the same. jfyi.
it ain’t howl
that’s what will happen if you hide the fruit. Great reporting once again!
1v1 Tournament
Who? Agenteagleyt381 and Spirit
When? Today at 8pm GMT+0 (3pm for Spirit)
👍
Lol
lol
who is the male one (name) and whos the man (name) THX
🤣🤣🤣GIRFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND XDDDDDD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
ikr
They step on each other's toes 💀
Mmmmm...... Don't care
hah
lollol
BRUH
Haha
I just got blackmailed
There's only 1 reason I would want to see those foul words, lol
wriwitwttwovowyvvywwyvowtvowyvoywvvywvywoywvovwyoywvosyiwvtuvrovquqobeuaubroouabroorbuaruabarubairlibsrilrsbbriallibarabr
ppl here are about to learn a lotta new swears now
ye, lol
i bet you that Pelican Party will delete this crap.
no i already know all of it, i have much ventured into darkness.
that is?
To blackmail Alphin.
by?
havoc
bruh like he actually threatened you lol
Yall dirty minded bruh i just wanted to share the bacon i had for breakfast this morning
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well, that's fine.
mmmmmmmm ofc u meant that
ye lol
yea ofc you 100% implied that
ayep.
im not dirty minded i just said that hte bacon u had was too small to rly feed someone
I have enough of it tho thats why im trying to share
ohh ok
i like sausage and bacon
Lmfao
Roxy’s yearbook photo
yes, this is going in the N1 album!
lmao nice
Use this one tho it looks better
Right
nice
also can u send the link for this
nice fluff
thx
nice!
smth tells me u rly like this filter
ye
yep
cool and congrats that you have now also FULL bloodlust scout bow skin :D
Hi blackarrow. When are you available for our duel?
KJNR
only in 1939, we ain't making it out the concentration camp with this one💀💀💀
lol
XD
💀
bruh
everyone join 6FCR
Hey havoc and limitsdragon
what times r u available to play on a daily basis in GMT+0 time. For me im basically able to play like 4-10pm most week days and any time on weekends. Just asking for the tournament.
thanks
idk i don't have much time
german mean time is ig in my time zone so for me it would mostly be at weeeeeeeeeeeeeek-end probably on saturday from like 1 pm to 3 pm
do you mean green which mean time and k
yeah im sry, btw. how is your n1 news called? i ask cus of dc server
I’ve been considering it Okinoma, but what do you think about N! LIVE…? With main moniker being N!
im free from 8 am -1:40pm then 3:00pm to 6:45 pm on weekdays and weekend and not available on fridays and sunday and Monday 3pm to 6:30pm
my times +3 GMT
k thanks
6FCR
@Jesters, can you please make a cool logo for the n1 news server (dc)? would really apreciate that
sure I’ll work on it in a moment gotta go touch grass for a sec before I plop in front of my electrotube for hours. Balance :)
gm gm
Good morning!
I have a good night!
Ah, well, good night!
guten tag herr bowboi.
Hi everyone
hi
heyo 7 hours later
VZ7Z squad
get the armed guards
People in background:OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
lol
yo think we should report low? We mark it as offensive and then in the description we report abt her bullying n stuff
You think it works? I've reported her 15 times and the itch.io mods won't do crap about it.
ok then ill report too
lol
lol
thank you for this tidbit! it is noted.
oh vegetarian sry
You could eat my meat if u want
yours dosent satiate hunger
omg yuck :(
yuck :(
yuck
no rizz moment
xd
frfr lol
it doesn't provide neccesary nutrients :/
yeah not large enough
oof lol
i wouldn't eat that anyway
meh might be tasty, didnt try it yet
idk why u would offer it tho cus it must rly hurt to get it bitten off
ye, who the heck would want to eat THAT. I mean, unless you are one of those people who enjoy it.....
oooof
yeah...
if you eat a lot of human meat you'll be very thirsty because of the high salt content and you'll dehydrate and die from losing water via urinating
ye
idiot sandwich
yeah
yes too smol it won’t satisfy
also I prefer the opposite genders one
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That's just wrong...
Brah
it is the truth tho
hol up -
Looks tasty!
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lol
so funny bro :) lol
brain hurts
casually gonna ignore the camera man at the back
lol
ye
XDDDDD
hey okinoma am i allowed to post ur content on an dc server for stuff like this?
Sure
Oh mah gawd
Ermahgerd
Evil things are truly lurking…
Hey, Jesters. I got a job for you. AGENTEAGLY381 has been kicked out of the N1 ITCH.IO TOURNAMENT because he's been acting like a doofus, and Guest 70 didn't show up at all. Could you please write an article about these unfortunate events?
sure and much much more. New article in 1.5 hours
nice
@Jesters, Okinoma: as youself see you are making excellent n1 timess etc. Is it ok for you and do you want that i make a dc (dc is for me discord not the damned clan, nothing gainst the members of this clan) server with different channels for example one for the n1 times one for the dc times and one for the things from Okinoma, I think it would be great
I would love that, and thanks. I’m still gonna make a couple DAILYDISCORDs. Figure out a name like DC News, or whatever you want, and go for it. Can’t wait to see what you come up with :) Have fun with it. Let’s get this!
Ok it think the server will be like n1 news or n1 newspaper :) but thx for you allowing to do this btw. Do you have dc?
N1News works. And yeah I got one.
oh, a server for our content… I say ok. depends on Okinoma and Zephyr. It seems right and a good way to store the content.
LV8J
have fun with the king
gg
last one of the day, tell me what y'all think:
dafuq
What’s this supposed to mean
please don’t be offended by counterculture. This is a just a well-tailored meme.
we‘re still not offended btw
alphin’s “daf**” sounded a bit offended. I know you’re not offended… you’re STUPID STRONG!
ye
im supposed to be offended but the discord dog logo looks kinda sick… so props to you i guess
lol
lol, yeah
I was gonna go with angry dog, but I stuck with dopey man’s best friend dog. I’ll make the other in a moment. And thanks for not being offended.
i mean dogs are cute so thanks
Yep.
welp out logo is cool and tbh cats suck compared to dogs, thus i dont complain
looks great btw
That's one opinion.
Ain’t an opinion it’s fax
I like both cats and dogs both. They are both so cute!
true
OHHHHH NOOOO! (Glad I was sleeping at this time)
it was epically confusing.
shhh... I mean I'll talk to the editor... :)
looks great thanks jesters
I've taken yours and zephyr's and saved them just so you all know. Your creativity makes this game better. :)
ye
bruh me against assussaussuasususus?
Ima bout to rekt
no ur not cus aussua cant even play on monday
and he didnt even say he wanted to participate
phew
wait so who am I up against
Kiju said he wants to enter the competition ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
nah they’re not sure if it’s going to be on monday yet
If it ain’t im fucked
lol
lol i gotta fight platon
ooooooooooooof
remind me to check older posts i couldn't read anything
Well, I sent a bunch of new ones.
oke
It's nothing, just a bunch of blurbs.
rly?