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can anyone play?

no

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y know if you're greyhowl u can chill here

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just don't be "Big Trouble".

what

stop faking lol 

What? Faking when did I say I was faking lmao

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I farm rice don't know what food shortage u talkin bout

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A good paper!

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When your to lazy to read

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AGENTEAGLE381

BOWBOI PLEASE JOIN 3QKD FOR 1V1 WITH N1 DAVID.

I can't, have school rn.

so sorry too bad 

uhh make a new code if he comes i'll fight him

nvm sry

3QKD

gg

gg

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InTaking into account certain elements of the current situation.

Agenteagle is disqualified from the tournament and SPIRIT is in the quarter-finals. 

If you agree reply to this message 

NO MEMBER OF THE NARROW ONE COMMUNITY CAN PARTICIPATE IN A TOURNAMENT IF THEIR ATTITUDE IS NOT CORRECT EVEN IF HE IS NOT PART OF A CLAN! Havoc, add this rule to the NU charter.



Hey Zephyr,


Brother 2 SC wanted to play wanted to play Brother 1 SC before so that’s why we had the spirit vs agent. So I think Spirit is in the quarters.

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OK... 

I change my message

yea they're pretty equal

I don't know Zephyr, I don't think we should add a new rule because of Agent, he isn't even in the NU. But I think we should add a new rule to the N1 ITCH.IO TOURNAMENT saying anyone who is rude and outrageous can be kicked out and/or disqualified. 

ya a rule's a major thing and it needs votes

Ye that’s true. Adding a rule over 1 person is drastic. Anyone who is rude will definitely be kicked out. Can I join NU BTW.

you already ur in my clan remember

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If ever agenteagle is part of a clan, let him be banned 

This person has nothing to do here: 

It spam , he insults, he plays badly and He has bad faith... 

Take back your hands agent!! 

chill we shouldn't ban him(yet)

ye

I am so sorry HAVOC. I’ll ban him later.  I know how you’re feeling after he said the n word at you and making fun of you because you were Russian.  Everyone reply to this message with a nice comment so he can feel better.

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DONT LISTEN TO THAT NPC. WE ARE ALL FRIENDS WITH U. YOU HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE NICEST IF NOT NICEST PERSON TO ME SINCE I JOINED THE GAME. EVERYONE ON ITCH LOVES U. YOUR THE BESTEST OF THE BEST. 😀😀😀👌😊💐

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Haha, thanks a lot, my friend!

havoc: addling the enemy is our purpose, and, as they fall hard punching all the way down, just know that you are above it all. Let not the words of our shared enemy addle in you return for you will never be eye to eye with them for they are short both in space and time, mind body & soul.

What do you smoke to know all this?? 😂

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Thank you, Jesters. This means a lot to me that you took the time to write this and make me feel better :)

word, the least i could, Havoc. You're good peeps.

Yeah, thank you for trying to help me out!

look at what the NPC said



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scientifically speaking that's not true he's white lmao

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ik

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idk but my exp with indian kids made me kinda expect this

ye, lol

But still, I'm offended

i know

thats racist REALLY NOT COOL!!!!

ikr

maybe you can play with havoc if he is still online

I'm here

ye

racist ppl be like

Fuck that agent eagle because he swears to boneless but boneless is only 9years kid

kids these days

yes

LMAO

So weird..

Why would anybody even say that...

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BREAKING NEWS: EVERYONE STOP TALKING TO HIM UNTIL HAVOC FORGIVES HIM. HE SAID THE N WORD


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oki im allowed to out this on the server when its finishd? btw. how do you wanna name your news?

u need 2 more asterisks or ppl gonna think it's nut or nah or not

thanks couldn’t fit it on the thing that’s why I’ll let them know

AgentEagle better is a nigger calling others that.

be*

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yo jester they wanted me to tell u eagle was being mean for ex. killing me "accidentally" over 15 times and when I accidentally killed him (he's low health) he gets triggered.

Write an article pleaee

I'm not a reporter

Ik not u jester

understood

agent is an NPC. NO ONE TALK TO HIM. HES A BOT AND HES A CUSSER. JUST DONT TALK TO HIM IVE KICKED HIM OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT. JESTER PLEASE CAN U WRITE AN ARTICLE ON THIS. AGENT LEAVE

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AGENTEAGLY381

You are going to apologize for the things you said and did.

You killed my good friend Zephyr when he said stop, you called us all bots, you told us all to "fuk" off, and you told me that I have no friends, and that I'm a niggr.

In order for me to forgive you, you must-

 - Apologize to everyone individually

- Tell me that I'm not a niggr or NPC.

 - And don't say a word on itch.io for the next week or two

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1v1: Spirit and AgentEagleYt381


CODE: ZVVR


*JOIN AT 8PM SHARP


Spectators welcome

4QGD

gg

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FLASH INFO SPECIAL!! 

A wave of disturbing facts is unfolding on narrow one. Many players around the world are flocking to food in maps.

The developers are sorry for the situation. 

Only one conclusion can be drawn, PLAYERS ARE HUNGRY!! 

Watch out for you, dear citizen! Acts of cannibalism are multiplying... 

Here are the precautions to take in order to... OH MY GOD!!! A NOOB RUNS TOWARDS ME..... HELP. HELP ME!!!! AHHH NOOO.... NOOOOOOooooo... 










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All rights reserved 𝓩𝓮𝓹𝓱𝔂𝓻® 2023

OH NOOOOOOO

zephyr if uve dc (discord) i would like to have u in my team for n1 news, im working on a server xd

Ok

Zephyr#7838

This is a quick one for today may change

.

sure and thx

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wdym my entire army eats the corpses of enemies *vine boom*

we take thin strips of the the arms and legs and salt them to make rations for millet *bass boosted vine boom*

my army kill our opponents then cut their heads off cook it, fry it and then eat it lol

that's not nutritious enough

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Pssssst, bowboi.

I think that this Low person is actually Greyhowl.

Ikr lol behaviour patterns are very volatile

heheh some people on discord are saying the same. jfyi.

it ain’t howl 

that’s what will happen if you hide the fruit. Great reporting once again!

1v1 Tournament


Who? Agenteagleyt381 and Spirit

When? Today at 8pm GMT+0 (3pm for Spirit)

 

👍

Romace <3

Lol

lol

who is the male one (name) and whos the man (name) THX

🤣🤣🤣GIRFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND XDDDDDD

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ikr

They step on each other's toes 💀

Mmmmm...... Don't care

hah

lollol

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BRUH

Haha

I just got blackmailed

There's only 1 reason I would want to see those foul words, lol

wriwitwttwovowyvvywwyvowtvowyvoywvvywvywoywvovwyoywvosyiwvtuvrovquqobeuaubroouabroorbuaruabarubairlibsrilrsbbriallibarabr

ppl here are about to learn a lotta new swears now

ye, lol

i bet you that Pelican Party will delete this crap.

no i already know all of it, i have much ventured into darkness.

that is?

To blackmail Alphin.

by?

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havoc

bruh like he actually threatened you lol

Yall dirty minded bruh i just wanted to share the bacon i had for breakfast this morning

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Well, that's fine.

mmmmmmmm ofc u meant that

ye lol

yea ofc you 100% implied that

ayep.

im not dirty minded i just said that hte bacon u had was too small to rly feed someone

I have enough of it tho thats why im trying to share

ohh ok

i like sausage and bacon

Lmfao

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Roxy’s yearbook photo 


yes, this is going in the N1 album!

lmao nice 

Use this one tho it looks better

Right

nice

also can u send the link for this

nice fluff

thx

nice!

smth tells me u rly like this filter

ye

yep

cool and congrats that you have now also FULL bloodlust scout bow skin :D

Hi blackarrow. When are you available for our duel?

KJNR

only in 1939, we ain't making it out the concentration camp with this one💀💀💀


lol

XD

💀

bruh

everyone join 6FCR

Hey havoc and limitsdragon


what times r u available to play on a daily basis in GMT+0 time. For me im basically able to play like 4-10pm most week days and any time on weekends. Just asking for the tournament.


thanks

idk i don't have much time

german mean time is ig in my time zone so for me it would mostly be at weeeeeeeeeeeeeek-end probably on saturday from like 1 pm to 3 pm

do you mean green which mean time and k

yeah im sry, btw. how is your n1 news called? i ask cus of dc server

I’ve been considering it Okinoma, but what do you think about N! LIVE…? With main moniker being N!

im free from 8 am -1:40pm then 3:00pm to 6:45 pm on weekdays and weekend and not available on fridays and sunday and Monday 3pm to 6:30pm 

my times +3 GMT

k thanks

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6FCR

@Jesters, can you please make a cool logo for the n1 news server (dc)? would really apreciate that

sure I’ll work on it in a moment gotta go touch grass for a sec before I plop in front of my electrotube for hours. Balance :)

gm gm

Good morning!

I have a good night!

Ah, well, good night!

guten tag herr bowboi.

Hi everyone

hi

heyo 7 hours later

VZ7Z squad

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ARMED BURGLAR SPOTTED STEALING FOOD

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get the armed guards 

People in background:OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

lol

yo think we should report low? We mark it as offensive and then in the description we report abt her bullying n stuff

You think it works? I've reported her 15 times and the itch.io mods won't do crap about it.

ok then ill report too

lol

lol

thank you for this tidbit! it is noted.

eating my meat *tasty* :)

oh vegetarian sry 

You could eat my meat if u want

yours dosent satiate hunger

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omg yuck :(

yuck :(

yuck

no rizz moment

xd

frfr lol

it doesn't provide neccesary nutrients :/

yeah not large enough

oof lol 

i wouldn't eat that anyway 

meh might be tasty, didnt try it yet


idk why u would offer it tho cus it must rly hurt to get it bitten off

ye, who the heck would want to eat THAT. I mean, unless you are one of those people who enjoy it.....

oooof

yeah...

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if you eat a lot of human meat you'll be very thirsty because of the high salt content and you'll dehydrate and die from losing water via urinating

ye

idiot sandwich

yeah

yes too smol it won’t satisfy 

also I prefer the opposite genders one

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That's just wrong...

Brah

it is the truth tho

hol up -

Looks tasty!

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lol 

so funny bro :) lol

brain hurts

casually gonna ignore the camera man at the back

lol

ye

XDDDDD

hey okinoma am i allowed to post ur content on an dc server for stuff like this?

Sure

Oh mah gawd

Ermahgerd

Evil things are truly lurking…

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Hey, Jesters. I got a job for you. AGENTEAGLY381 has been kicked out of the N1 ITCH.IO TOURNAMENT because he's been acting like a doofus, and Guest 70 didn't show up at all. Could you please write an article about these unfortunate events?

sure and much much more. New article in 1.5 hours

nice

@Jesters, Okinoma: as youself see you are making excellent n1 timess etc. Is it ok for you and do you want that i make a dc (dc is for me discord not the damned clan, nothing gainst the members of this clan) server with different channels for example one for the n1 times one for the dc times and one for the things from Okinoma, I think it would be great 

I would love that, and thanks. I’m still gonna make a couple DAILYDISCORDs. Figure out a name like DC News, or whatever you want, and go for it. Can’t wait to see what you come up with :) Have fun with it. Let’s get this!

Ok it think the server will be like n1 news or n1 newspaper :) but thx for you allowing to do this btw. Do you have dc?

N1News works. And yeah I got one.

oh, a server for our content… I say ok. depends on Okinoma and Zephyr.  It seems right and a good way to store the content.

LV8J

have fun with the king

gg

last one of the day, tell me what y'all think:

dafuq

What’s this supposed to mean

please don’t be offended by counterculture. This is a just a well-tailored meme.

we‘re still not offended btw

alphin’s “daf**” sounded a bit offended. I know you’re not offended… you’re STUPID STRONG!

ye

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im supposed to be offended but the discord dog logo looks kinda sick… so props to you i guess

lol

lol, yeah

I was gonna go with angry dog, but I stuck with dopey man’s best friend dog. I’ll make the other in a moment. And thanks for not being offended.

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i mean dogs are cute so thanks

Yep.

welp out logo is cool and tbh cats suck compared to dogs, thus i dont complain

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looks great btw

That's one opinion.

Ain’t an opinion it’s fax

I like both cats and dogs both. They are both so cute!

true

OHHHHH NOOOO! (Glad I was sleeping at this time)

it was epically confusing.

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shhh... I mean I'll talk to the editor... :)

looks great thanks jesters

I've taken yours and zephyr's and saved them just so you all know. Your creativity makes this game better. :)

ye

bruh me against assussaussuasususus?

Ima bout to rekt

no ur not cus aussua cant even play on monday

and he didnt even say he wanted to participate

phew

wait so who am I up against

Kiju said he wants to enter the competition ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nah they’re not sure if it’s going to be on monday yet 

If it ain’t im fucked

lol

lol i gotta fight platon

ooooooooooooof

remind me to check older posts i couldn't read anything

Well,  I sent a bunch of new ones.

oke

It's nothing, just a bunch of blurbs.

rly?

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