I mean 2v1'ing them is EZ (ask em for a 1v1 and they're out), but cmon the best it can do is make a team where it's always a 4v1?!?! besides, why even we prioritizing the experience of shiddy skill people with the elo "matchmaking" when low fps is one of the biggest issues and alot of players need a 60 fps setting?!?!
So I came to a conclusion in a fever dream that the matchmaking is amazing, but the guests with refreshed cookie caches are tossing off the algorithm. It most likely considers them 10 EXP even if they are masking pro level experience(100+). In essence, you could stack a side with an unknown variable to match your high skill.
Example:
Guest 908(unknown variable:10EXP but truly 90EXP)
You(200EXP)[I know definitely more in the real algo]
Chasemate47(with account 90 EXP)
Guest 303(unknown variable, but played a little bit that day20EXP)
Guest 168(unknown variable:10EXP, but truly 70EXP)
Guest 869(unknown variable, but played enough to get 20 EXP)
N1Cats are Cute!(with account 90EXP)
Redteam Surface:200EXP but truly 340.
Blue team total: 240EXP
This could mean that the next player to join the match would still go to red team because on the surface they are less EXPed. I know this was long but I hope it shines a light on a potential exploit in the matchmaking that has left me sleepless after every skill tissue loss.
I know right? opposing team has 5 tryhards of equal skill level when my team has on helpful guy and me but then the other three are wondering how they're going to take a poop and which brand of toilet paper they gonna use
( not reall even a team member just people who's outfits have the same color as you)
tidbits of useless ppl here although i don't remeber when exactly but basically they'red doin nothing offscreen
but, I have found the best counter to this: finding a bad team, then making a squad and telling all ya bois to be on your side, and then just absolutely beating the crap out of the opponent tryhards.
It pains me to let hard work go to waste. I especially stay when it is one of those really heated games that go on forever where everyone gets to over 1000 points with maybe at least 30 kills each. The best ones happen at Halls, Castles, and Tombs.
oh no sometimes you have no benefit just 5 people ganging on you while you "teammates" sit in spawn, WONDERING IF PRETZELS AND BAGEL ARE MADE FROM THE SAME BREAD! you just leave these games before the sweaty tryhards tick ya off.
can u play later? btw i found out i hurt my hand while doin archery yesterday so ehh idk if i can play later today if the pain worsens but it's fine for now
me havoc and carousel were in a squad when we were seperated into different maps. me and carousel in fields and havoc in walls. WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!????
the method is simple to find the last one, it's at the fruit, it's very obvious, but getting to the fruit is another thing. Even pros can take hours getting to it
I know everyone has things to do and (bowboi if you were talking about me in college I'm not or you were talking to Dragonair idk ) I have not been on in a while I mean what we need is a reunion like a game every month. we made this alliance to keep new players safe and to help people from the evil rule of rival clans I'm not asking yall to stay and I'm not saying to leave just I can't let yall go like this. See even narrow winner is gone now i mean like Bruh.
I mean that's how I feel with everyone leaving then after all of us oldies leave there will be new people and then this may happen to them. I'm not even gonna be able to show yall those cursed colouring games anymore see I found one this morning on youtube.
This Is Madara Uchiha Lord Of The Uchiha Clan waiting for thought's and what will happen.
well i think all the senates are kinda leaving now, me and havoc loosing activeness, i hate the matchmaking here and the bad mechanic updates, narrow winner has left, you're barely even playing anymore, and uhh idk what drago's up to,uhh 70 is still doing fine, but that's all.
aww, shucks, i only get to play on a relative's Switch on saturdays. I can play SSBU, but i have no idea how to play it online and have never played online.
you said relative if they live with you ask them can you download Fortnite or fall guys since those are the only games I got that's online that is on Switch.
all the games I play are Fortnite, halo infinite, star wars battlefront 2, Minecraft, forza horizon 5, rec room
yes, now im sad :(((((((((((((((((( Crying: NO!!!!! NARROW WINNER DONT GO, ILL MISS U SO MUCH AND I MIGHT KILL MYSELF!!!! PLEASE DONT GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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where is the last egg???
bruh i don't even know how many there are
8
thx
I just updated my profile after a few months what do y'all think?
You have to view the creator page
I think it's better than what it was, nice job!
hot 🥵
i feel so sorry for bro's right half of the brain
rip 🙏🙏🙏 🪦🪦🪦 hope bro has more braincells in his next reincarnartion
Lol
wdym look at her face
sometimes i wish i was blind
lol
indeed
I was gonna say you have bowlegs, but you got knock knees.
I mean 2v1'ing them is EZ (ask em for a 1v1 and they're out), but cmon the best it can do is make a team where it's always a 4v1?!?! besides, why even we prioritizing the experience of shiddy skill people with the elo "matchmaking" when low fps is one of the biggest issues and alot of players need a 60 fps setting?!?!
btw i take the time to make a squad n call reinforcements, no one's gonna come soon enough and by the time squad's posted the game's over
ye
Bruuhhhh
So I came to a conclusion in a fever dream that the matchmaking is amazing, but the guests with refreshed cookie caches are tossing off the algorithm. It most likely considers them 10 EXP even if they are masking pro level experience(100+). In essence, you could stack a side with an unknown variable to match your high skill.
Example:
Guest 908(unknown variable:10EXP but truly 90EXP)
You(200EXP)[I know definitely more in the real algo]
Chasemate47(with account 90 EXP)
Guest 303(unknown variable, but played a little bit that day20EXP)
Guest 168(unknown variable:10EXP, but truly 70EXP)
Guest 869(unknown variable, but played enough to get 20 EXP)
N1Cats are Cute!(with account 90EXP)
Redteam Surface:200EXP but truly 340.
Blue team total: 240EXP
This could mean that the next player to join the match would still go to red team because on the surface they are less EXPed. I know this was long but I hope it shines a light on a potential exploit in the matchmaking that has left me sleepless after every skill tissue loss.
ikr i hate this
but i believe karma will take 'em to hell one day.
thats nothing compared to what i get
What's the worst you've gotten?
1v5 3 kings literally
bruh
no offense bruh elo does nothing i still get trash
fr i feel like its only working for the team im against
I know right? opposing team has 5 tryhards of equal skill level when my team has on helpful guy and me but then the other three are wondering how they're going to take a poop and which brand of toilet paper they gonna use
( not reall even a team member just people who's outfits have the same color as you)
tidbits of useless ppl here although i don't remeber when exactly but basically they'red doin nothing offscreen
Ikr
but, I have found the best counter to this: finding a bad team, then making a squad and telling all ya bois to be on your side, and then just absolutely beating the crap out of the opponent tryhards.
No offense but i cant do that cuz im not a pussy
Sometimes you just gotta stay just for the coins!
it's about rate, you can fight for an hour to make 150 coins when you double but in ahour you can also make 2,000 when doubles
It pains me to let hard work go to waste. I especially stay when it is one of those really heated games that go on forever where everyone gets to over 1000 points with maybe at least 30 kills each. The best ones happen at Halls, Castles, and Tombs.
oh no sometimes you have no benefit just 5 people ganging on you while you "teammates" sit in spawn, WONDERING IF PRETZELS AND BAGEL ARE MADE FROM THE SAME BREAD! you just leave these games before the sweaty tryhards tick ya off.
I just got to the lime after a few frustrating hours. (is there supposed to be an egg there?)
I was at blue team fruit, so if there is said egg, then it may be at red's
at least I know how to get there now
nice
no
join VFHM!
nvm :/
it ok
its fine
can u play later? btw i found out i hurt my hand while doin archery yesterday so ehh idk if i can play later today if the pain worsens but it's fine for now
oooof
wait you mean spaming buttons on ur keyboard?? if ur hand really hurts from mashing buttons, you might have carpal tunnel... :(
i mean im no doctor
WG now has 8 😎
EIGHT BOZOS
No, jk, jk, lol
This means WAR?!
lol, no
lol
This means War?!
We tossings WGs e'eryday.
Peace Gang Keeping it PG!
lol
guys join TBY3. 20 mins
aw :(
gg
gg
gg
ye i had to go.
gg
havoc can u play soon?
I can't yet :( waitttt
k
cant wait long though
oof
my friend rly want subs on his channel so do u guys want to help him out? https://www.youtube.com/@prokid5694
its not n1 though, its a game called zombs royal. idk what it is, never tried it.
nice
Hey Blue, I found some good pics for u.
What do y'all think, fits her?
men
Circles cant go into circles
:/
I TRIED OK GIMME A BREAK BRUH
bruh
ye?
?
You fr not understand? It's a sex joke
ohh, ok, it took me 5 minutes to figure, lmao.
bruh
lmao
they both look ok ig but first one is taboo bc it's a circle
ye
Idk, 2nd
looks like it's from a nintendo anime game lol
Truly
for bluey?
ye bc blue anime girl would fit ig idk
Ye you girlfriend MIZUKI SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAA. Truth is Im not Mizuki Sakura she is . Sorry for foolin u
Pics:
cool! ITS THE "Wabbit"
nice
as promised havoc: 6X4J
HAVOC?!?!?!
SORRY!
I don't think I'll make it!
:( soon ill be back
ltr?
sry can't
does anyone have an xbox or playstation or Nintendo so we can play on weekends or in the summer
no.
Not that I think.
Do you have a PC?
no what games you play besides narrow one
like you have online games on pc
i do
Hi my friends. I read all your answers and I'm very emotive. Thanks a lot to be very kind. And btw, I will try be there every week to see you ! ;)
yayyyyy
hooray! Thank you!
Yay! thank you.
YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!! NO FUNERAL!!!!!!!!!!
what happens when my credit card declines at the coffin store
I'll really miss your videos. I hope you change your mind eventually.
wassuppp
On fait un squad ?
p7m4 i think the other one glitched
TQM6
omw
HAVOC R U THERE?!?!?!?!?! UR NOT REPLYING TO THE SQUAD?!?!?!
Narrow One Ohio Pictures 4/5/2023
PELICAN WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!?!
TQM6
Hold up wait a minute something ain't right?
ye
We were in different maps
yea alot of thing haven't been going right in N1 lately
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!
me havoc and carousel were in a squad when we were seperated into different maps. me and carousel in fields and havoc in walls. WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!????
YEAH
idk
WHAAAAAAAAAAAA
smh had that yesterday
WRDK cya there
Bruh, update ur game
WQWQ
I must go to the funeral
lol
I will not go on living without him. crys*
RIP.
Well, I mean, he will probably still come back to chat with friends and stuff, I do hope very much so. He's now a veteran player, I guess.
ye
riparoonis
I just can't find the last egg, and Im beginning to think that it is in some obscure location on the map that I have yet to discover.
I think the last egg is where the fruit is.
Thanks! Still have yet to find where that is tho
There are plenty of YT videos of how to get there, if you need help! (I consider that cheating, though)
the method is simple to find the last one, it's at the fruit, it's very obvious, but getting to the fruit is another thing. Even pros can take hours getting to it
no
There is none at fruit
noice
nice
What happens when you find all of the eggs on the Hills map?
I have found 6 so far.
A bunny comes saying something, there are 8
do you have to find them all in the same match
two yellow frog pictures in a line replying to each other what a coincidence now I ruined the line of yellow frogs.
I'm to lazy to change mine :)
lol
I just realized bowboi talking about a narrow winner in college and me not reading all of the comment
oof
oof
I know everyone has things to do and (bowboi if you were talking about me in college I'm not or you were talking to Dragonair idk ) I have not been on in a while I mean what we need is a reunion like a game every month. we made this alliance to keep new players safe and to help people from the evil rule of rival clans I'm not asking yall to stay and I'm not saying to leave just I can't let yall go like this. See even narrow winner is gone now i mean like Bruh.
I mean that's how I feel with everyone leaving then after all of us oldies leave there will be new people and then this may happen to them. I'm not even gonna be able to show yall those cursed colouring games anymore see I found one this morning on youtube.
This Is Madara Uchiha Lord Of The Uchiha Clan waiting for thought's and what will happen.
💀
well i think all the senates are kinda leaving now, me and havoc loosing activeness, i hate the matchmaking here and the bad mechanic updates, narrow winner has left, you're barely even playing anymore, and uhh idk what drago's up to,uhh 70 is still doing fine, but that's all.
yea i haven't been on in a month
do you have an xbox or playstation or Nintendo so we can play on weekends or in the summer
aww, shucks, i only get to play on a relative's Switch on saturdays. I can play SSBU, but i have no idea how to play it online and have never played online.
ok
delete it hurry up
i got an xbox
oh well, i don't have that.
you said relative if they live with you ask them can you download Fortnite or fall guys since those are the only games I got that's online that is on Switch.
all the games I play are Fortnite, halo infinite, star wars battlefront 2, Minecraft, forza horizon 5, rec room
hoho, my relative does play fortnite on a ps5, but i don't think that's gonna happen for me anytime soon. at least you have my email.
Ooof, goodbye, Narrow Winner. We will miss you!
yes, now im sad :(((((((((((((((((( Crying: NO!!!!! NARROW WINNER DONT GO, ILL MISS U SO MUCH AND I MIGHT KILL MYSELF!!!! PLEASE DONT GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Yeah! ;((((((((((((((((
:)
can u play rn?
ye, code?
WQWQ
havoc? hello?
Goodbye, Narrow Winner. I hope you comeback on day.
I'd love to see a veteran player come back!
bbye
DRX4
Where are all the eggs ????
i know
The men I created at the beginning of time... My greatest achievement is... The carrot.
lol
lol
When u turn off your internet in the middle of a game:
Breh
u know where eggs are?
if u do join 439W
xd
one Moreeeee egggggggg ahhhhhh where seeee Issssss itttttttt
hi
Hello
Why don’t we find the Easter eggs together?
breh
ok
-_-
LMPV is alive
yup still aliv
was*
Well, I wrote it 3 hours before you wrote that
LMPV
yyyyy sooooooo man yyyyy Eggggggssssssss.i clone 7 of myself.and the rabbit still don't Commeeeeee outttttt
is there any egg on island?
no there is 8 eggs not seven
Is there any egg on the fruit island
hey pelican why are the oof sounds so quiet?!?!
heh?
idk the hurts sounds have been nerfed which sucks cuz i play damage by ear
i have a bit of time, i was wondering if anyone above my skill level can fight, bc i need to restore some skill
https://narrow.one/#VZW3
nvm i left