Chop suey (/ˈtʃɒpˈsuːi/) is a dish in American Chinese cuisineand other forms of overseas Chinese cuisine, consisting of meat (usually chicken, pork, beef, shrimp or fish) and eggs, cooked quickly with vegetables such as bean sprouts, cabbage, and celery and bound in a starch-thickened sauce. It is typically served with rice but can become the Chinese-American form of chow mein with the substitution of stir-fried noodles for rice.
One account claims that it was invented by Chinese American cooks working on the transcontinental railroad in the 19th century. Another tale is that it was created during Qing Dynasty premier Li Hongzhang's visit to the United States in 1896 by his chef, who tried to create a meal suitable for both Chinese and American palates. Another story is that Li wandered to a local Chinese restaurant after the hotel kitchen had closed, where the chef, embarrassed that he had nothing ready to offer, came up with the new dish using scraps of leftovers. Yet recent research by the scholar Renqui Yu led him to conclude that "no evidence can be found in available historical records to support the story that Li Hung Chang ate chop suey in the United States." Li brought three Chinese chefs with him, and would not have needed to eat in local restaurants or invent new dishes in any case. Yu speculates that shrewd Chinese American restaurant owners took advantage of the publicity surrounding his visit to promote chop suey as Li's favorite.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-5" ]<5]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-5" ]<5]<="" a="">
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Restaurants like this are now rare, but were once a common sight in the United States. Coincidentally, both restaurants are now named Far East Café.
Another myth is that, in the 1860s, a Chinese restaurant cook in San Francisco was forced to serve something to drunken miners after hours, when he had no fresh food. To avoid a beating, the cook threw leftover meat and vegetables into a wok and served it to the miners, who loved it and asked what dish it was—he replied "chopped sui".<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-6" ]<6]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-6" ]<6]<="" a=""> There is no good evidence for any of these stories.</a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-7" ]<7]<="" a="">
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-14" ]<14]<="" a="">In earlier periods of Chinese history, chop suey or chap sui in Cantonese, and za sui, in Mandarin, has the different meaning of cooked animal offal or entrails. For example, in the classic novel </a>Journey to the West(circa 1590), Sun Wukong tells a lion-monster in chapter 75: "When I passed through Guangzhou, I bought a pot for cooking za sui – so I'll savour your liver, entrails, and lungs."<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-15" ]<15]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-15" ]<15]<="" a=""> The term za sui (杂碎) is found in newer Chinese-English dictionaries with both meanings listed: cooked entrails, and chop suey in the Western sense.[</a>citation needed]
The music video was the band's first collaboration with the acclaimed director Marcos Siega, and is set in the parking lot of the Oak Tree Inn motel in Los Angeles, hometown of the band. The members are performing the song on stage, surrounded by approximately 1,500 fans. Editing devices are used to create the effect of the band members "walking through" one another and teleporting on and off the stage, an effect similar to one used in the Red Hot Chili Peppers video "Around the World". One scene briefly shows Tankian eating chop suey with some fans, the only reference to the title dish in either the song or the video. The video makes use of the SnorriCam technique, in which an actor will have a camera attached to them with a harness, making it appear as though the background is moving and the actor is stationary. In the middle of the video the Flag of Armenia can be seen. The video has been viewed over one billion times on YouTube, making it the first metal music video to do so (shortly followed by "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica).
As of 2023, the video currently has over 1.2 billion views on YouTube, making it one of the most viewed rock videos on the platform, ranked at tenth place.
The 1920 United States elections was held on November 2. In the aftermath of World War I, the Republican Party re-established the dominant position it lost in the 1910 and 1912 elections. This was the first election after the ratification of the 19th Amendment, which granted women the constitutional right to vote.
Tell that to the people who said to kill myself when I post that Madaras dead lmao! Cant take a joke can they, They said they are peaceful people who don't insult people for being toxic just being nice how great.
Today i got shot by this guest... I can't imagine how this player, looking so innocent, could do such a nasty and horrible thing. I can't express my emotions enough to explain this incident... i was just playing n1... just playing in the castles, and then this player came right by, i thought he would just dont notice me - but no... no! He aimed on me, and... shot me. Right in my torso. I can't explain how i felt at that moment. I was just sitting at my desk, filled with a bunch of thoughts and feelings... how he could do that... how??? And this scoundrel even had the audacity to take my flag!! You imagine??? Take flag of my team! I don't understand why n1 can be so peaceful, yet so cruel...
NO WAY! bruh I hate this game everyday more and more. I enter a game my team trash. Everything is so expensive and laggy. My PC is ten dollars I swear. Literally all the other team does is rush flags so I can’t even grab. Bro my home internet is worst than McDonald internet. My average ping is 250 and my fps is 32. DUMB GAME!
Calm down. I play on mobile. I have 1200 ping and 12 fps all the time. I can enjoy playing! It happens that sometimes my games bug and BIG NOOBS kill me... But that's the game... And I love the new updates.
But you're right, there are players who try the flag to have king or fearless pieces. It's boring....
Also, what is incredibly fascinating about discord users is that when they make an argument, they send a message on DC to request upvotes for their comment. Hilarious photos, lol:
Ah, the itch.io community, a gathering of game developers, enthusiasts, and players alike. But among the various activities that go on in this vibrant ecosystem, there is one that stands out: users writing essays.
Let’s talk about itch.io essays in general, so the itch narrowers don’t get offended:
Yes, you read that right. It's not just about playing games, making games, or chatting with fellow itch.io users. Some of them have a serious itch (pun intended) for writing long-form pieces on games, game development, and gaming culture. And as someone who has read a fair share of these essays, I can tell you that they can be both insightful and hilarious.
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But it's not just the style of writing that's entertaining. It's the content as well. You'll find essays on itch.io that cover a wide range of topics, from the intricacies of game design to the social dynamics of online gaming. And then there are the essays that are just plain weird, like the one that argues that "Animal Crossing" is a metaphor for capitalism or the one that imagines a world where "Pac-Man" is a character in "Game of Thrones."
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Of course, as with any online community, there are also some itch.io essays that are just plain bad. There are the ones that are filled with typos and grammatical errors, the ones that make no sense, and the ones that are just plain offensive. But even these essays have their own charm. There's something endearing about someone who's so excited about a game or a topic that they're willing to put their thoughts out there, warts and all.
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well, that doesn't always work. I've 1v1ed a tryhard one 60 fps before and their power is nothing but in a pub match they were able to kill me several times because bad pc
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Chop suey (/ˈtʃɒpˈsuːi/) is a dish in American Chinese cuisineand other forms of overseas Chinese cuisine, consisting of meat (usually chicken, pork, beef, shrimp or fish) and eggs, cooked quickly with vegetables such as bean sprouts, cabbage, and celery and bound in a starch-thickened sauce. It is typically served with rice but can become the Chinese-American form of chow mein with the substitution of stir-fried noodles for rice.
Chop sui has become a prominent part of American Chinese cuisine, Filipino cuisine, Canadian Chinese cuisine, German Chinese cuisine, Indian Chinese cuisine, and Polynesian cuisine. In Chinese Indonesian cuisine/Dutch Chinese Indonesian cuisine it is known as cap cai (tjap tjoi) (雜菜, "mixed vegetables") and mainly consists of vegetables.
Origins[edit]
Chop suey is widely believed to have been developed in the U.S. by Chinese Americans, but the anthropologist E. N. Anderson, a scholar of Chinese food, traces the dish to tsap seui (杂碎, "miscellaneous leftovers"), common in Taishan (Toisan), a county in Guangdong province, the home of many early Chinese immigrants to the United States.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-1" ]<1]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-1" ]<1]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-2" ]<2]<="" a=""> Hong Kong doctor </a>Li Shu-fan likewise reported that he knew it in Toisan in the 1890s.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-3" ]<3]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-3" ]<3]<="" a=""> </a>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-3" ]<3]<="" a="">The long list of conflicting stories about the origin of chop suey is, in the words of food historian Alan Davidson, "a prime example of culinary mythology" and typical of popular foods.</a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-4" ]<4]<="" a=""> </a>
Filipino chop suey, introduced during the American colonial period of the Philippines
One account claims that it was invented by Chinese American cooks working on the transcontinental railroad in the 19th century. Another tale is that it was created during Qing Dynasty premier Li Hongzhang's visit to the United States in 1896 by his chef, who tried to create a meal suitable for both Chinese and American palates. Another story is that Li wandered to a local Chinese restaurant after the hotel kitchen had closed, where the chef, embarrassed that he had nothing ready to offer, came up with the new dish using scraps of leftovers. Yet recent research by the scholar Renqui Yu led him to conclude that "no evidence can be found in available historical records to support the story that Li Hung Chang ate chop suey in the United States." Li brought three Chinese chefs with him, and would not have needed to eat in local restaurants or invent new dishes in any case. Yu speculates that shrewd Chinese American restaurant owners took advantage of the publicity surrounding his visit to promote chop suey as Li's favorite.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-5" ]<5]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-5" ]<5]<="" a=""> </a>
Looking north on Grant Avenue in Chinatown, San Francisco (1952)
Far East Chop Suey restaurant in Little Tokyo, Los Angeles
Restaurants like this are now rare, but were once a common sight in the United States. Coincidentally, both restaurants are now named Far East Café.
Another myth is that, in the 1860s, a Chinese restaurant cook in San Francisco was forced to serve something to drunken miners after hours, when he had no fresh food. To avoid a beating, the cook threw leftover meat and vegetables into a wok and served it to the miners, who loved it and asked what dish it was—he replied "chopped sui".<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-6" ]<6]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-6" ]<6]<="" a=""> There is no good evidence for any of these stories.</a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-7" ]<7]<="" a=""> </a>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-7" ]<7]<="" a="">Chop suey appears in an 1884 article in the Brooklyn Eagle, by </a>Wong Chin Foo, "Chinese Cooking", which he says "may justly be so-called the 'national dish of China'."<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-8" ]<8]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-8" ]<8]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-9" ]<9]<="" a=""> An 1888 description states it was a "staple dish for the Chinese gourmand is chow chop svey [</a>sic], a mixture of chickens' livers and gizzards, fungi, bamboo buds, pigs' tripe, and bean sprouts stewed with spices."<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-10" ]<10]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-10" ]<10]<="" a=""> An 1896 newspaper report states: "Chow chop suey is a sort of stew made of chicken's livers and gizzards, calves' tripe, bean sprouts, celery and 'meu', which is a sort of Chinese first cousin to macaroni".</a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-11" ]<11]<="" a=""> An article in </a>The Illustrated American on Chinese cuisine in 1897, reproduces a menu from Ma Hung Low's restaurant on Mott Street in New York's Chinatownquarter which includes the dish "Beef Chop Suey with Bean Sprouts, Water Chestnuts and Boiled Rice." The dish itself, referred to as "the standard Chinese dish of chop suey," is described as "a stew of beef, chicken, or pork, with bean sprouts, mushrooms, water-lily roots, sprouted grain and unknown flavorings."<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-12" ]<12]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-12" ]<12]<="" a=""> In 1898, it is described as "A Hash of Pork, with Celery, Onions, Bean Sprouts, etc."</a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-beck-13" ]<13]<="" a=""> </a>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-beck-13" ]<13]<="" a="">During his travels in the United States, </a>Liang Qichao, a Guangdong (Canton) native, wrote in 1903 that there existed in the United States a food item called chop suey which was popularly served by Chinese restaurateurs, but which local Chinese people do not eat, because the cooking technique is "really awful".<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-14" ]<14]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-14" ]<14]<="" a=""> </a>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-14" ]<14]<="" a="">In earlier periods of Chinese history, chop suey or chap sui in Cantonese, and za sui, in Mandarin, has the different meaning of cooked animal offal or entrails. For example, in the classic novel </a>Journey to the West(circa 1590), Sun Wukong tells a lion-monster in chapter 75: "When I passed through Guangzhou, I bought a pot for cooking za sui – so I'll savour your liver, entrails, and lungs."<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-15" ]<15]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_suey#cite_note-15" ]<15]<="" a=""> The term za sui (杂碎) is found in newer Chinese-English dictionaries with both meanings listed: cooked entrails, and chop suey in the Western sense.[</a>citation needed]
nice
"Chop Suey!" is the first single from Armenian-American heavy metal band System of a Down's second album Toxicity. The single was released in August 13, 2001 and earned the band its first Grammy nomination in 2002 for Best Metal Performance. "Chop Suey!" is often seen as the band's signature song.
Overview[edit]
In an interview, Daron Malakian explained, "The song is about how we are regarded differently depending on how we pass. Everyone deserves to die. Like, if I were now to die from drug abuse, they might say I deserved it because I abused dangerous drugs. Hence the line, 'I cry when angels deserve to die.'"<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-5" ]<5]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-5" ]<5]<="" a=""> The lyrics for the midsection ("Father into your hands I commend my spirit") were randomly picked out by </a>Serj Tankianfrom Rick Rubin's book collection after Tankian was struggling for ideas.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-6" ]<6]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-6" ]<6]<="" a=""> Although it was not revealed what book the line was taken from, it is originally from </a>the Bible, appearing in Luke 23:46.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-7" ]<7]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-7" ]<7]<="" a=""> </a>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-7" ]<7]<="" a="">Song title[</a>edit]
The song was originally titled "Suicide" but Columbia Recordsforced the band to change it to avoid controversy.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-8" ]<8]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-8" ]<8]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-shavoLW-9" ]<9]<="" a=""> The song title is therefore a wordplay: "Suey" is "suicide", "chopped" in half.</a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-shavoLW-9" ]<9]<="" a=""> However, the band members claim this change was not caused by pressure from their record company; Odadjian said the band simply chose their battles carefully.</a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-shavoLW-9" ]<9]<="" a=""> Most pressings of the album include an intro to the track where lead singer </a>Serj Tankian can faintly be heard saying "we're rolling 'Suicide'" while drummer John Dolmayan is counting the band in.
Music video[edit]
The music video was the band's first collaboration with the acclaimed director Marcos Siega, and is set in the parking lot of the Oak Tree Inn motel in Los Angeles, hometown of the band. The members are performing the song on stage, surrounded by approximately 1,500 fans. Editing devices are used to create the effect of the band members "walking through" one another and teleporting on and off the stage, an effect similar to one used in the Red Hot Chili Peppers video "Around the World". One scene briefly shows Tankian eating chop suey with some fans, the only reference to the title dish in either the song or the video. The video makes use of the SnorriCam technique, in which an actor will have a camera attached to them with a harness, making it appear as though the background is moving and the actor is stationary. In the middle of the video the Flag of Armenia can be seen. The video has been viewed over one billion times on YouTube, making it the first metal music video to do so (shortly followed by "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica).
As of 2023, the video currently has over 1.2 billion views on YouTube, making it one of the most viewed rock videos on the platform, ranked at tenth place.
Reception[edit]
Loudwire included the song in its list of The Best Hard Rock Songs Of The 21st Century, where it was ranked at number one.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-10" ]<10]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-10" ]<10]<="" a=""> Loudwire and </a>Kerrang both named it as System of a Down's best song.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-11" ]<11]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-11" ]<11]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-12" ]<12]<="" a=""> In March 2023, </a>Rolling Stone ranked "Chop Suey!" at number 37 on their "100 Greatest Heavy Metal Songs of All Time" list.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-13" ]<13]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-13" ]<13]<="" a=""> </a>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-13" ]<13]<="" a="">Controversy[</a>edit]
"Chop Suey!" is the first single of Toxicity, an album that was number one on the charts during the week of the September 11, 2001 attacks. A controversy surrounding the popular single, especially the line '"I don't think you trust in my self-righteous suicide"', at the time led to Clear Channel Radio placing the song on a list of post-9/11 inappropriate titles. Although it was never actually banned completely from the air, Clear Channel Radio stations were advised against playing any of the songs on the list.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-14" ]<14]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-14" ]<14]<="" a=""> </a>
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_Suey!_(song)#cite_note-14" ]<14]<="" a="">
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oh noo
hell yes
i aint reading this either i've read 20,00000000+ books in my life
did y’all know octopus’s have 3 hearts
i thought it was 6 but ok
Nice
Ye I knew
octopi
hey havoc does TABS autosave progress? dunno how to save on console
uhhh
Nope, you have to manually save it.
uhh ok idk how to on switch cya
oof, ok. bye
the main reason i got into N1 is literally because I do archery irl i don't think ill stop doing archery in 2 years
(well, not that archery is a life skill nowadays)
ye
ok idrc
Sounds like a you problem.
Man don't take it serious. just a meme.
can't i explain why i pay N1?
Aw hell nah, you're back but cringier.
The 1920 United States elections was held on November 2. In the aftermath of World War I, the Republican Party re-established the dominant position it lost in the 1910 and 1912 elections. This was the first election after the ratification of the 19th Amendment, which granted women the constitutional right to vote.
In the presidential election, Republican Senator Warren G. Harding from Ohio defeated Democratic Governor James M. Cox of Ohio.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1920_United_States_elections#cite_note-1" ]<1]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1920_United_States_elections#cite_note-1" ]<1]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1920_United_States_elections#cite_note-congress1-2" ]<2]<="" a=""> Harding won a </a>landslide victory, taking every state outside the South and dominating the popular vote. Harding won the Republican nomination on the tenth ballot, defeating former Army Chief of Staff Leonard Wood, Illinois Governor Frank Lowden, California Senator Hiram Johnson, and several other candidates. Cox won the Democratic nomination on the 44th ballot over former Treasury Secretary William Gibbs McAdoo, Attorney General A. Mitchell Palmer, New York Governor Al Smith, and several other candidates. Future president Calvin Coolidge won the Republican nomination for vice president, while fellow future president Franklin D. Roosevelt won the Democratic nomination for vice president. Harding was the first sitting senator to be elected president.
The Republicans made large gains in the House and the Senate, strengthening their majority in both chambers. They picked up 63 seats in the House of Representatives, furthering their majority over the Democrats. The Republicans also strengthened their majority in the Senate, gaining ten seats.<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1920_United_States_elections#cite_note-congress1-2" ]<2]<="" a=""></a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1920_United_States_elections#cite_note-congress1-2" ]<2]<="" a=""> </a>
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WTFFFF
nice chatgpt essay
not even chatgpt
hmmmmmmmm
hello i am back gys any codes to chill in?
We need code alr. "7QVF new code."
just read i can't play today i have archery and laptop fixing/salvaging and other stuff cya on monday lol
yes my lord
I bless you my brother.
salammmmm
bruh starfall is chill put someone else
oh noooo.
Put TKPVN instead
itchies ☕
☕️
☕
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☕💅🏼
woah chill gamers take a salad 🥗
I literally play on a chromebook with no cooling
There is no need a war. just chill both of u guys. 💀
Tell that to the people who said to kill myself when I post that Madaras dead lmao! Cant take a joke can they, They said they are peaceful people who don't insult people for being toxic just being nice how great.
they're with reading essays, we can't ask more from itch
Who is said this idk but giving spoiler is a really bad thing for a new watcher naruto but ofc he has no right for doing this insult.
What? Bro whos side are you on?
wtf no one told you that
Yea bruh, oh sorry MrIgoteyeseverywere
It's ok.
Omg
yes I agree cuz this is pretty cringe
Really cringe...
I AGREE I GIT DC AND ITCH NO FING WAR!!!
Today i got shot by this guest... I can't imagine how this player, looking so innocent, could do such a nasty and horrible thing. I can't express my emotions enough to explain this incident... i was just playing n1... just playing in the castles, and then this player came right by, i thought he would just dont notice me - but no... no! He aimed on me, and... shot me. Right in my torso. I can't explain how i felt at that moment. I was just sitting at my desk, filled with a bunch of thoughts and feelings... how he could do that... how??? And this scoundrel even had the audacity to take my flag!! You imagine??? Take flag of my team! I don't understand why n1 can be so peaceful, yet so cruel...
NO WAY! bruh I hate this game everyday more and more. I enter a game my team trash. Everything is so expensive and laggy. My PC is ten dollars I swear. Literally all the other team does is rush flags so I can’t even grab. Bro my home internet is worst than McDonald internet. My average ping is 250 and my fps is 32. DUMB GAME!
Hate it?!
Sounds like some "you" problems if you ask me.
Also, you should ask bowboi about this, his situation is even worse!
D:
💀
And itchys says there the most calmest people that just love playing the game
your PC is $10?
mb $5
Rest in peace, Skyzess.
Calm down. I play on mobile. I have 1200 ping and 12 fps all the time. I can enjoy playing! It happens that sometimes my games bug and BIG NOOBS kill me... But that's the game... And I love the new updates.
But you're right, there are players who try the flag to have king or fearless pieces. It's boring....
Also, what is incredibly fascinating about discord users is that when they make an argument, they send a message on DC to request upvotes for their comment. Hilarious photos, lol:
Argument creator:
Their side:
our pov
xd
also, you got that game?
no i dont it's a game called shieldwall im just frickin obsessed with the game and the chubby guys
it's on steam
like chibi but war
yeyeye, looks cute, lol
lol, nice.
I just a saw baronvongames play it a bit.
yea yea yea you know Von Games too?
you guys are so cringe, why is there a "war"between to social media sides, we're part of the same community, chill out
ik but uhh it's my instinct when ppl from dc hop on here sry
literally no one did that
I’m looking at it rn
lol
it's literally a fricking rigged debate you guys have 300+ active users trying to get at two kids lol
but hey they left that means we won lol
not all of us are here
yeah debate is rigged on dc tho
Yep. But, at least they are attacking in a foreign land.
ye
Check the #reinforcments channel.
gg 😎
lol
gg 😎
fr
It’s pretty much the opposite but nice meme ig
Ah, the itch.io community, a gathering of game developers, enthusiasts, and players alike. But among the various activities that go on in this vibrant ecosystem, there is one that stands out: users writing essays.
Let’s talk about itch.io essays in general, so the itch narrowers don’t get offended:
Yes, you read that right. It's not just about playing games, making games, or chatting with fellow itch.io users. Some of them have a serious itch (pun intended) for writing long-form pieces on games, game development, and gaming culture. And as someone who has read a fair share of these essays, I can tell you that they can be both insightful and hilarious.
First, let's talk about the writing itself. It's not uncommon to find essays on itch.io that are longer than the games they're discussing. And unlike traditional essays that have a clear structure and argument, itch.io essays tend to take on a more meandering, stream-of-consciousness style. One minute, you're reading about the author's personal history with the game, the next you're being regaled with anecdotes from their childhood.
But it's not just the style of writing that's entertaining. It's the content as well. You'll find essays on itch.io that cover a wide range of topics, from the intricacies of game design to the social dynamics of online gaming. And then there are the essays that are just plain weird, like the one that argues that "Animal Crossing" is a metaphor for capitalism or the one that imagines a world where "Pac-Man" is a character in "Game of Thrones."
Perhaps the most amusing thing about itch.io essays is the sheer passion that the authors bring to their writing. These are not dispassionate analyses of games; they're love letters, rants, and pleas for developers to do better. You can feel the author's excitement or frustration seeping through every word, and it's infectious. Even if you don't agree with their opinions, you can't help but be swept up in their enthusiasm.
Of course, as with any online community, there are also some itch.io essays that are just plain bad. There are the ones that are filled with typos and grammatical errors, the ones that make no sense, and the ones that are just plain offensive. But even these essays have their own charm. There's something endearing about someone who's so excited about a game or a topic that they're willing to put their thoughts out there, warts and all.
In the end, I think that's what makes itch.io essays so special. They're not polished or refined, but they're full of heart. They're the product of a community that's passionate about games and about expressing themselves. And even if they're not always serious or scholarly, they're always entertaining. So the next time you're on itch.io, take a moment to read some of the essays. You might just find yourself laughing, crying, suffering, or learning something new.
I’m just saying.
Salute!
as a itch user i can confirm
Bruh, what luck.
I hope I can go without a form of drama for one day, and when itch finally calms down, Discord launches an attack on us 💀
which is funny
It is comical.
next devolving challenge is to build a hut out of twigs and elephant shid
Yep.
and then idk start moving out of them huts and become nomads n revert to neolithic tools
itch people be like: "what's wrong in being gay
"
It’s 7 now
SIR DUMB! YOU TRAITOR!
shut shut shut yo mouth
i didnt betray yall, i just made a vote
i would betray yall tho
:|
that wouldn't happen because i wouldn't trust you to the point of getting rid of you to be safe
this is actually freaking hilarious you can see how society is able to devolve so quickly
lol
make an essay about it
lmao
i will
sehr slay 💅
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sehr slay💅
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"Discord better than itch lmao lmao":
haha they can't stop me if i slander the entire discord with a single vid
lol
btw i found how to consistently have audio in vids and also how to shidpost edit
lol, nice
have u ever been on discord
actually yes
what’s ur name
I never made an acct i was basically watching over these ppl i never verified my acct
Yes and some of them toxic edgy teenager not all ofcourse..
ppl are toxic everywhere
then come
yo I love your makeup
lol
gg
GG
"stats only do a teeeeeeny weeeeeeeny bit"
- Ohio Guy (supposed dev)
ye
nice
itch, ew
discord is better
How dare you come onto my platform and insult it right in front of my face. Nobody comes on discord and states "dIsCorD?!/!?1 eW"
"iTcH iS bEttAr"
"eW, tHe sLuMs"
lol
lol
ew the karen 💀
yea you should stop looking at the mirror
she doesn't look at the mirror, the mirror looks at her
lmao. max discord player.
you own itch?
damn you must be rich fr
yesh
lol
what does lol mean?
use lmao
looks like something you would say
:|
First impressions
W mod
im glad he's not a mod here
glad he's a mod on dc ngl
Wow, after 154 days you make a return. Great.
great things take a long time ☕
she regrets it tho
fr
ok whatever
you don't know that tho
youll have a tag if you're a mod
Vine boom*
:|
W
W stands for why?!
W for working class, that what W REALLY means.
lol
y'all so intelligent
ok plebeian
I gave him my upvote, lol
lol nice
W
WC
fr
Jesters!
Hello! Welcome to the community, comrade!
Also, you know Jesters?!
rly dont mean to dissrespect them two but i can never remember who is who
same
Yup! Thank you for the welcome. He told me to hop on, but idk how to check online status or whatevs.
ohh ehh idk what status is here lol just chill place
ye
This Jesters! Yooo!!! Gengarflip....
GG B2DK
score?
I beat him 10-8
Wow... Gg
nice
how tho
if i am slighty more accurate n precise and a bit more cunning wouldn't I beat B2DK too if on a decent setup? sounds kinda weird lol
wut
welp ggs
ggs
gg
Wat gg u r very strong
yep.
new code?
I'm saving for the fearless head from now on! Day 0... I'm poor
Nice! I'm 93k for the helmet rn
Huhhhhh.... T_T
Me too
cool!
Yayy
GHXB
I. Am. Not. Able. To. Play. Opponents are killing me so fast and all my team PPL are noobs 🙄
Welcome to Narrow One!
Also, I don't recommend playing pubs, because all the tryhards with coins are better than everybody now.
I think you're right but without these ads we take more time to have cool items. I want to...
Well, prepare to enter hell :/
Yeah + stupid update that makes the game 💩
well in other words the update favor the majority and most of the majority are $5,000 rig
no life tryhard players.
stupid ass tryhards
well, no not really, skill can outplay items, so play, get better, earn coins, and buy the items :)
... you do have a point, lol
well, that doesn't always work. I've 1v1ed a tryhard one 60 fps before and their power is nothing but in a pub match they were able to kill me several times because bad pc
hm true, I lost to platon in the tournament cuz the guy had like 144 fps
dang he's lucky
welcome to hell
that's why ill only play in squad now so pros can beat tryhards
SECRET IN ARCH MAP!!! 🤯🤯🤯
Ye, I've done it before. but, nice.
GV97 ;)
WNZF
Back to spawn in Narrow One! 😯
whaAaaaaaa
Bruh.....
i love how saying secret gets oyu a buncha views
Is there a way to queue with a squad and play together? it always puts us on different teams
There is one. The squads...
but a lot of the time it splits my squad, I want to play on the same squad
GTG BYE
ugh crazy expensive
fr
fr
fr
Don't kill the innocent people. I will tell the guards!
lol
lol
lol, peace!
We buy some food
rp
gg
ggs
ggs
gg guys
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