My name is Havoc, pope of Griddism! I woke up today looking at Crusader Mantis and Noob Killer saying that my religion is phony, and I do not preach the true ways of God.
In response, I say, listen here, you little brats:
Griddism is a religion that I preach and follow. It was founded by the holy Time2Die (Griddy God) and THE Guest 70 (unholy griddy). I am only a pope, in this mix.
I do not work against Christianity, but with it. I hope that Griddism and Christianity can coexist peacefully together.
Therefor:
Crusader Mantis! You are a fake and a fraud, you hold a mere fraction of the power the crusaders had, and you should feel ashamed of yourself! You talk about the ways of God and of Jesus, when you yourself do not follow them! You paint a black stain over Christianity, and I hope that both The Griddy God and Jesus forgive you for your sins!
Noob Killer! Do not be blinded by your brother's dimwitted-ness. He may speak the way of God, but he does not follow it.
He may be bolder and braver than you are, but you have a true heart! Follow your instincts, and do not betray them.
With that said, I hope you cease this idiotic behavior at once.
But here there are several gods: Bowboi, Havoc, T2D (Griddy God), Starsket, Zephyr, Okinoma, and Maxwell ( itch)
Christ is the god of the world (for Christians). But Jesus Christ is not the god of narrow one!
(Allah for muslims, Jehovah for Jewish. You get the point)
2. Agent vs. Everyone else:
it seems like there is an imposter eagle (from what I have heard) and so I think eagle should say sorry for hurting zephyr and promise to not be mean again and those who blamed agent (including me) should apologise to him.
these kids, they frickin' rigged the art contest lol💀 ansy posted a gameboy with N1 (not saying he's bad)and skyzess came in the 2nd place with atlantis
Uchiha, it aint your fault. although he wasnt exactly the most convincing Agent, the people are plain stupid if thhet dont see the facts. Agent dont type like that, and im not sure many peoplenon here do. also, Agent is just plain a better person than to use racial slurs and make up lies. if the people dont come to soon, it aint AAgent or yout fault, its the peple being dumb.
ye i lied when i said that was the last i was gonna say lol
welp here's the problem: you're making problem bigger and you're providing more material for arguments and accusations. by sharing the screenshot, you made the kids hate eagle even more for no reason. kids don't think rationally instantly and think emotionally first so you better be careful :/ (also, you aren't avoiding the conflict, you're going right into it and making it bigger, not just "ignoring" it)
just frikin chill dude. Ur preaching about not making the situaton worse, meanwhile yoy seen to ahve no respect for Poor Uchihas emotions. so, as i siad, respectfully heck off, this aint your fight
welp if you think about it wouldn't be eagle based on the capitalized letter, and the last two phrases. also, eagle is 15 years old, from the last time he insulted someone online, he would have enough time to think rationally rather emotionally, and he'd definitely not insult again, becuase he knows ppl hate him more AND it's useless.
and how it all started with the stuff that zypher screenshotted, you can´t fake that, or its hard and way to mush effort just to start a war in N1 community
that's not agent. kids thses days always panic and never look at the small details. agent doesn't capitalize his first letters, and im pretty sure he doesn't use the last two lines of insult.
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Havoc's Pictures 5/2/2023
Me and my roommate ⬇
(One fatal fight later):
Myself
2 | 26 | 26
Some nice pics with fatalem and ninja!
nice
ninja not nice though
what are u saying
Is that because I kill u in normal round?! !!
To be honest you camp a lot..
yes but not much and who snip don’t go on the front to die then he camp to snip from far
than that's baddddd
ye, he camps with bow 3.
Very good.. I glad evil priest is not there. huh..
lol, me too.
very good pics :D
:D
what is this 🙀
llol
xd
In 4 days it is the coronation of King Charles III. I preshot the events. Thanks to me, the song "GOD SAVE THE KING" will make sense.
( It took me 20 minutes to find the "transparency" tab ) XD
lol
ok what lol
I apparently was invited to join, and my response was ‘Not my King!’
i think people ain't refering to you when the sing that song...
lol, nice
nice
join tqc4
What happened here? Anybody enlighten me?
impersonation problems
it’s uchiha join code 77XN (Uchiha only)
tqc4
OOF, Just let me know when you get in a squad with him, I'll whoop his ahh.
Oh, but I do. Whoever hurts my friends shall pay the heavy price.
:)
The evil guest
Courage my friend! Don't listen to him.
We love you all! You don't have to worry.
Yes! We know it is not you.
I believe u, u have been kind to everyone through out ur journey here.
Yeah!
Very kind 😆
why did you tell me that you faked me to defame me because i Insulted Zephyr. Explain Uchiha
ye
chill that's not what happened
we know it's not you
I don’t know who to believe at this point tbh
I believe you
thx
The guest, it is the guest.
yes
yes
civil wars for the 1,000th time?
Yep..
TBH, it's interesting to watch ppl have a war on some random impersonation. I better grab some popcorn.
jester did you stop making n1 times paper
I'm another jester, not the one u r referring to.
lol
that's jesters not jester
ah I get it I was away for so long where is jesters
here! I can make a couple new ones now that the lore has thickened. Welcome back!
while we merged others warred. The beauty of being a Jester. 🎭
Lol, true
):
it's true, i can confirm that there was a guest who talked just insults before eagle joined.
do you mean you believe agent
yea
i know
Uchicha did it? I cannot believe that.
Exactly! I support u in this matter.
me neither!
I can’t either
pp is here https://narrow.one/#TQC4
You failed to mention it was a discord code..
yea ik
had to go bc boring ahh work
ye.
hello
Is here any squad I am bored
hr8n
nobody there.
Good Morning, friends and foes!
My name is Havoc, pope of Griddism! I woke up today looking at Crusader Mantis and Noob Killer saying that my religion is phony, and I do not preach the true ways of God.
In response, I say, listen here, you little brats:
Griddism is a religion that I preach and follow. It was founded by the holy Time2Die (Griddy God) and THE Guest 70 (unholy griddy). I am only a pope, in this mix.
I do not work against Christianity, but with it. I hope that Griddism and Christianity can coexist peacefully together.
Therefor:
Crusader Mantis! You are a fake and a fraud, you hold a mere fraction of the power the crusaders had, and you should feel ashamed of yourself! You talk about the ways of God and of Jesus, when you yourself do not follow them! You paint a black stain over Christianity, and I hope that both The Griddy God and Jesus forgive you for your sins!
Noob Killer! Do not be blinded by your brother's dimwitted-ness. He may speak the way of God, but he does not follow it.
He may be bolder and braver than you are, but you have a true heart! Follow your instincts, and do not betray them.
With that said, I hope you cease this idiotic behavior at once.
Goodbye.
long live pope of Griddism Havoc and T2die the God of griddism
-Bishop of Griddism (Okinoma)
lol, thank you.
And sorry in advance for the essay, lol.
lol no worries
Amen.
Hmm.. interesting..
lol
I am an atheist, I hope I am still allowed to peacfully exist here, xDD
XD, I am also an atheist (But religion is fun, lol)
That doesn't make sense to me , but whatever...
xd
Let there be peace in n1
Ayyyy, that's me!
It was the day we met. Thanks to our meeting you discovered itch! ^^
POG edits, btw
lol
jesters, did you stop the N1 times paper after I went for a break
I did. I had a whole line up ready but the stories were few and far between. Months later let’s just say the N1 Times will be making a comeback.
*LONG LIVE BOWBOI WHO GAVE THE WISE ANSWERS TO THE DIFFICULT QUESTIONS*
Bro, I actually replied first and gave as much as answers he did.
have you stopped making n1 times paper
true
join with fatalem and ninja
https://narrow.one/#3GNV
Yep. He planned all of this...
Oh no! THE EVIL POPE!
How do you make the edge of the image have a "torn" effect?
Which website do you use?
I'm one of the few who voted for bowboi... And look at his "work of art"... 🤣
yes lol
XD
Timestamp Vote: got #1!
Gotta love spreadsheets.
zyp8
it’s not working
Does not exist
AGENTEAGLE I AM SORRY FOR FALSELY ACCUSING YOU OF HURTING OTHERS WITH NO EVIDENCE.
i accept apology. thank you. can we be friends again
sure…
it's fine. since ancient times shid like this happens lol
ye and thanks bowboi for suing your big brain to solve this mystery
delete
Lol, it's okay.
LETS FINISH THESE BEEFS ON N1:
1. griddism vs Jesus:
what zephyr said:
.The only god is KIJU 🙏( Discord)
But here there are several gods: Bowboi, Havoc, T2D (Griddy God), Starsket, Zephyr, Okinoma, and Maxwell ( itch)
Christ is the god of the world (for Christians). But Jesus Christ is not the god of narrow one!
(Allah for muslims, Jehovah for Jewish. You get the point)
2. Agent vs. Everyone else:
it seems like there is an imposter eagle (from what I have heard) and so I think eagle should say sorry for hurting zephyr and promise to not be mean again and those who blamed agent (including me) should apologise to him.
i am sorry agent for accusing you for stuff you didn´t do, you are no longer blocked
Well, may I correct a bit?
The true gods of N1 are Bowboi, Havoc, T2D (Griddy God), Starsket, Zephyr, you, and Maxwell
I’ll correct it sorry for the mistake
who is ‘you’
You, okinoma!
Me , am I a god? When there was me in the text I wrote it reffered to zephyr cause he wrote it. But am I a god?
Of course!
these kids, they frickin' rigged the art contest lol💀 ansy posted a gameboy with N1 (not saying he's bad)and skyzess came in the 2nd place with atlantis
well to be true he did put a lot of effort into the gameboy
hmm ok welp im saying it's litttttttttttle bit unfair
yeah but others did too
👏👏👏
Yes... I saw
anyone got a fresh, clean, happy coin-grinding squad code? no reply in 5 min and ill make a cod
3GNV :)
thx dude
Uchiha, it aint your fault. although he wasnt exactly the most convincing Agent, the people are plain stupid if thhet dont see the facts. Agent dont type like that, and im not sure many peoplenon here do. also, Agent is just plain a better person than to use racial slurs and make up lies. if the people dont come to soon, it aint AAgent or yout fault, its the peple being dumb.
ye i lied when i said that was the last i was gonna say lol
fr you can't verify anyone can fake eagle
welp here's the problem: you're making problem bigger and you're providing more material for arguments and accusations. by sharing the screenshot, you made the kids hate eagle even more for no reason. kids don't think rationally instantly and think emotionally first so you better be careful :/ (also, you aren't avoiding the conflict, you're going right into it and making it bigger, not just "ignoring" it)
welp you're lucky this is a childish insult you got you haven't seen anything yet you'd better buckle up bc there's alot more
bowboi, this is with all due respect-
just frikin chill dude. Ur preaching about not making the situaton worse, meanwhile yoy seen to ahve no respect for Poor Uchihas emotions. so, as i siad, respectfully heck off, this aint your fight
ehh, uchicha doesn't seem to respect the aspects of the game either :/
second of all the moment she posted abt this it's the entire itch's fight
But, bowboi is right, all in all.
If she thinks that is shocking, she will drop over dead at the sight of some other insults..
don't worry Uchiha!! it doesn't really matter what other people say! be agent or not, you gotta learn to ignore them and just keep living your life!
btw, I'm sorry for whatever that guy was saying to ya... just ignore'im
thx :D
:D
Don't hurt yourself over it! I have seen many-a insult in my time, and trust me, I have seen some nasty crap.
It'll go away eventually, as long as you don't react explosively :)
ok we need to get rid of these two beefs:
griddism vs jesus (and stop the "death threats")
agent vs like everyone wtf
agent did nothing, it was an impersonater, and that is the lastt i will say on the matter. i dont know much about t
the no skin that uchiha posted could have been an impersonater, but the stuff he said befor is enough reason tho hate him... just sain
welp if you think about it wouldn't be eagle based on the capitalized letter, and the last two phrases. also, eagle is 15 years old, from the last time he insulted someone online, he would have enough time to think rationally rather emotionally, and he'd definitely not insult again, becuase he knows ppl hate him more AND it's useless.
i anyways can´t tell anymore whats the thruth and whats not
and how it all started with the stuff that zypher screenshotted, you can´t fake that, or its hard and way to mush effort just to start a war in N1 community
you can just inspect element or edit a photo to fake it. i could fake you saying something mean on itch, right now.
yes, ahte the impersonater, a nameless guest that i am unaware of a way to trap. itis not right to hate Agent for something he didnt do
the threats are in narrow one.... nothing about real life
lol
why do you call us beefs?? are we animals or what??
beef just means conflict online (often emotionally started, and not from rational arguments)
ohhh
As the Griddism pope, I feel as though it should be my right to know when I'm fighting Christianity!
lol. I started it but didn’t except people to get so furious over it
Me neither :(
What’s agent? What happened what did he do?
who are u?
The picture does not appear
did you try copy and paste if you did that won’t work. Upload from photos directly
its work
I believe u
not him
good luck reading all of it
omg I’m so sorry for u. I hate agent. Remember you said why I hate him. This is why
You were right about it
might not be him
that aint ok-
prolly not him
WHAT I DIDNT DO THAT I SWEAR. IT WASNT ME IT WAS PROB SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE ME!!!
Don’t lie agent we had enough of your silly lies. I have reported you btw. It’s obvious it’s you no one else does that
bruh, you can't verify it's him just yet.
Bro, there is no clear evidence
btw you should say sorry to agent... he did NOTHING wrong...
fr
Bruh, there is no evidence!
this is true, a guest was lauging about tricking people, this was not agent. have a nice day gullibles :D
i belive u
Sorry agent
This looks kinda SUS, looks like somebody setting up eagle, I don’t think anyone would like to de fame them selves more than they have
yea the vocab is also different i don't think eagle uses "you don't have parents" and "c*nt*
maybe but no one else is that mean
There r a lot of ppl like him, trust me, and somebody can easily be impersonating him
nah there's a lot MEANER. see the ppl on discord
Yeah
This comment has a lot of grey area to it, there is not enough evidence to blame eagle
frfr even that background is gray
GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT THIS WAS A GUEST PRETENDING TO BE AGENT THIS WAS NOT AGENT THE GUEST WHO DID IT GUYST CONFESSED ON XB3
that's not agent. kids thses days always panic and never look at the small details. agent doesn't capitalize his first letters, and im pretty sure he doesn't use the last two lines of insult.
btw if you wanna avoid conflict than stop posting abt it. but you proved my claim that it was the human nature to walk into conflict
lol go back to school agent
bruh that's not the point the point is he doesn't speak like this
Bro, chill, he didn’t do any thing wrong this time
fr it's not even him
3GNV, I want to 1v1 a couple of ppl, pls join
join this code XB3M
nice
omw
MLDK
Okinoma! Calm down!
Griddism is the religion created by our wise and venerable friend, Havoc!
And Zephyrism is a religion inspired by the collaboration between the gods of NARROW ONE: Havoc, Maxwell, me and starsket.
It's a very cool religion. Who transmits peace, joy and justice on this world, on narrow one.
You have become a radical far-right fanatic! Return to the path of reason my friend.
The god Zephyr.
For those who still haven't understood... Griddism and Zephyrism are religions in their own right, like Christianity and Islam.
Griddism is not there to replace Christ. We are his faithful companions.
The religion of narrow one.
Griddism and Zephyrism. These are the religions that are revered in the churches of n1.
therefore, I crusader mantis proclaim a new religion: Cristiamithy. God is theonly God and he also is now in the Narrowone comunity!
No. The only god is KIJU 🙏( Discord)
But here there are several gods: havoc, me and maxwell. ( itch)
Christ is the god of the world (for Christians). But Jesus Christ is not the god of narrow one!
i bet he's the God of everything, that's why Me and Noob Killer are crusaders
i don't believe in jesus
any askers?
same.
nobody cares
Oh, please no, let's not involve real religions!
This'll lead to conflict and hatred and war, may we please just stick to fake ones?
so crusades are WORTHLESS?
Who is Maxwell?
maxwell the cat
why you delete all your coments????
u mean... you belive in christ?
Well... I didn't invent Griddism, it was created by the true Griddy God, Time2Die.
And it's creation was heavily aided by Guest70, I am but a pope.
6ZPX
can't play sorry
i wish i could...
gridistrict pope:
true pope:
i just exposed your entire religion, LOOOOOOOOOO
bruh... you're entering cringe-ville
FR, kidz these days
Do you know who Clint Barton is?
Yes, I do
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
I bet you're crying all over your laptop loooooooool
what
who wrote this then?
That's a direct insult to me, y'know!
Plus, the true pope doesn't know the power of the griddy!
he is but a mere mortal
Yessir
Holy smokes you're so corrupted
yep u gotta believe in the bible the true religion or else... you will die in the hell!!! >:(
wait what
what do you mean you got 2 religions?????
that's literaly an image of the true pope instead that you photoshopped your way into it and you put havoc's face over him... lol
Either way they are fake
Wdym
btw, i'm calling him "impostor heretic sus pope" from now onwards
Bruh, you shall pay for your evil deeds against the religion of Griddism!
Jesus shall never forgive thy soul!
FIFGHT MEEEEEE
I WILL! AS WELL AS TIME 2 DIE, GUEST 70, AND OTHERS!
that seems very unfair, sus pope