"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle."
- Sun Tzu
good thing we know the enemy lol, but they don't know us but know themselves, so their victory comes with a cost unlike ours.
After the Battle of Howl, Pope Havoc of Griddism came to see the ashes and ruins of the once peaceful town, El Alome.
Knowing that the Evil Pope was heavily weakened after the stunning defeat of Discord, he knew what he must do to end this once and for all.
After arriving on the icy, cold dock of the Griddy Monastery, he walked into the large building, knowing full well the weight on his shoulders.
The Monastery had long since been abandoned and left alone to chill in the icy blast outside. But Pope Havoc knew it contained a vital piece of information he would need in order to fulfil his quest.
On the main desk lie a few notes and a map... a map of a holy artifact forgotten in time, that could easily end the Evil Pope, once and for all.
It could remove his immortality and end him where he stood.
After taking the map and the notes, Pope Havoc hit the griddy on his boat, bidding the Monastery farewell as he left...
I came to discord, looking for a squad to join, then I randomly was put to war, and yet, I fought to the bitter end, with all of my power, all my skill, and helped win the war for Itch.io, and helped make Itch look like a powerful smartass warrior
Griddies won in this war.. Havoc and General Bowboi strikes to enemy in the Battle of Howl.. He spamming flag but even this Griddy Chuch won this battle against Discord and Evil Priest..
Priest trying to gathering more people but he really mad about Havoc and his friends. Griddy people's quest is killing Aussua the Paladin.
What should Evil Cult after this defeat we don't know either..
Oh, I didn't die 60 times for NOTHING! It created a diversion for the front to advance via a distraction, creating a strong offense, making a good defense.
With tensions at an all-time high, Howl's Attack took place in the squad JYMY.
With both sides angry and thirsty for blood, the Discord Soldier, Howl, struck first. This triggered an entire battle that was bloody, and intense, until it's end.
The soldiers from both sides, Itch.io and Discord, fought valiantly for their home platforms, but in the end, itch.io won with an ingenious tactic, thought up by military general, General Bowboi.
General Bowboi led his entire team to victory with his quick orders, and staggering command, and without his tactics, perhaps itch.io could never show it's face again in the world stage.
But, Itch.io could never have won without the valiant and brave Discord soldiers, who could see reason and peace and not just blood and glory.
To the big, fat, Ws out there, Kerrial, Goldgamer and AAAM
Bro imagine being number 1 on red and not getting enough kills as me omg such L the red team is. Lol guess they didnt want to take the spot light away from me the one who made it first
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squad?
XVRT
It's life, nothing is fair and nothing is not fair, it just happens
yea
wah wahh wahhhhhhh.
lol
any code ?
anyone up for a too vee one
Idk.
ok
9F4F JOINNN NOWWWW
c98k
ofc the one day I go to bed early sighs*
Lol, Discord ate dirt for dinner.
3RNQ
I am inactive 1 day and I see that the evil priest is still enlisting members for his cult!
Even havoc is in favor of it!
WHERE IS THE WORLD GOING?
The world is going the wrong way..
WHAT?!?!?
CVNJ
tf happened while i was sleeping
haahaha
war (and also me using strategy in a goofy game for the 23,394th time).
Itch.io VS Discord.
War never changes, lol.
"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle."
- Sun Tzu
good thing we know the enemy lol, but they don't know us but know themselves, so their victory comes with a cost unlike ours.
Yep.
4VLC
Why am I alone
ಥ_ಥ
https://narrow.one/#4VLC
https://narrow.one/#6TZW
Some cool pictures with the Good Priest and Gang! 5/3/2023
ill write i FULL article/report tmmrw.
lol
can't wait
should i contain the tactical details?
Uhh, sure. Just don't go too in-depth.
we can laugh at discord?? PFFT bro has the inferior discord stfu 273
lol, 273 is a W
You cannot win a battle if you are simply too weak to accept a defeat.
-
lol
true.
Moon Tzu
why everyone always quoting my brothers?
:O
Discord looks at deaths and kills the most
Itchy looks at flags the most
so win win for both of us, yet you people dont want that lmao
lol it's a win win
never said you guys didn't win i just said itch won strategically/tactically and territorially
ok you didn't have to damn can't talk without you people getting offended 😘
wat.
OOOO IS THERE A BOUNTY ON ME TOOO!!!?!?!!?
💀💀💀
Howl = 💀
fr
😂 w
xdd
After the Battle of Howl...
After the Battle of Howl, Pope Havoc of Griddism came to see the ashes and ruins of the once peaceful town, El Alome.
Knowing that the Evil Pope was heavily weakened after the stunning defeat of Discord, he knew what he must do to end this once and for all.
After arriving on the icy, cold dock of the Griddy Monastery, he walked into the large building, knowing full well the weight on his shoulders.
The Monastery had long since been abandoned and left alone to chill in the icy blast outside. But Pope Havoc knew it contained a vital piece of information he would need in order to fulfil his quest.
On the main desk lie a few notes and a map... a map of a holy artifact forgotten in time, that could easily end the Evil Pope, once and for all.
It could remove his immortality and end him where he stood.
After taking the map and the notes, Pope Havoc hit the griddy on his boat, bidding the Monastery farewell as he left...
Who knows what would happen next?
WCNV for photos with good priest.
ok
Oh no.. we should burned them all.. 💀
Dun dun dunnnnnn
A Request from Griddy Priest.
Attention all of the griddies.
CAN YOU MAKE ONE OF THE BATTLE PLEASEEEEE I WANT A NEWS PAPER THAT SAYS BATTLE OF HOWL LIKE THE OLD TIMES
b r u h
nice idea.
ay W poster
Cool poster! But I think Pope Havoc has something else in mind for defeating the Evil Priest...
10-0ing me is almost impossible
Not almost impossible, IS impossible without hacks and stuff.
ye
No it’s I’m possible
Yeah lol
nice lol
Nice art ngl
I came to discord, looking for a squad to join, then I randomly was put to war, and yet, I fought to the bitter end, with all of my power, all my skill, and helped win the war for Itch.io, and helped make Itch look like a powerful smartass warrior
💀
Hey let them have it its gonna be there only thing they win a computer game
Lmao
True, you are a hero, lol
gtg bye guys
bye bye gn
good night!
THE LAST Choice..
Griddies won in this war.. Havoc and General Bowboi strikes to enemy in the Battle of Howl.. He spamming flag but even this Griddy Chuch won this battle against Discord and Evil Priest..
Priest trying to gathering more people but he really mad about Havoc and his friends. Griddy people's quest is killing Aussua the Paladin.
What should Evil Cult after this defeat we don't know either..
ooooh. Mystery.
Congrats Sergeant Havoc sir...
Thank you!
yo im in a pic
When I first saw myself in a picture, I can clearly recall, speaking in my mind, "I'm famous!!!"
lol
LONG LIVE THE BATTLE OF HOWL IT MAKES A GROWN MAN CRY GETTING A BATTLE NAMED AFTER YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!
lol, the only reason it was named after you is because you were a buffoon the whole time.
lol np
lol
well I’m late
That sucks
Yep.
And for that, you have earned our respect, GG.
You fought valiantly and bravely. You have been awarded the Medalion of the Cats.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol
bruh i think we earned complaining rights
True, true.
yep
We fought hard, but smarts won it all, thx to our team's efforts, we proved superior against the strongest players. GG to all
gg (@ _@)
GG goldgamer, you are a true W in itch.io's grand army.
Salute!
gg >:)
and I am glad to do so, may itch live to be the superior chatting-place, lol
lol
lol
YEAAAAA o7
wikipedia style entry
Belligerents:
Itch io army, Discord rebels, and Discord army.
Itch commanders: Discord commanders:
Guest70 HerrBert
Fatalem Aussua
Bowboi Howl
Havoc Kitsune
2g4u
Strength (calculated by kills):
Itch Discord
218 451
Casualties and losses:
Itch Discord
300+ 229
Result: Itch.io decisive strategical tactical victory
Yep, this is true.
w-why am i not a leader?
if you can pls edit it and make me a part of the leaders
pretty please with a chary on top
ok
thx for recognitions
self note
dc strength 451
dc losses 229
itch strength 220
itch losses 317
it looks like discord rekt u
Oh, I didn't die 60 times for NOTHING! It created a diversion for the front to advance via a distraction, creating a strong offense, making a good defense.
ye ye ye
ye but compare kds u guys had too flag loop
yeah, had to "fLaG lo0p" to get 60 deaths
your "kd win" is what is a called a phyrric victory.
Long Live Itch.io! Long Live the NU!
long live it be long live
Long live, long live!
4.05.2023itch.io vs discord
like i wise player you will have to have war bit this one
was different why? because the best of the best players have joined it
hertberd aussua sc fatalem bowboi havoc guest 70 and many more
4.05.2023 itch.io won the battle this time but next time who knows..
noice.
like bowboi sed
dc is strong but foolish, itch is weak yet wise
Yes. This is true.
Howl's Attack
5/3/2023
With tensions at an all-time high, Howl's Attack took place in the squad JYMY.
With both sides angry and thirsty for blood, the Discord Soldier, Howl, struck first. This triggered an entire battle that was bloody, and intense, until it's end.
The soldiers from both sides, Itch.io and Discord, fought valiantly for their home platforms, but in the end, itch.io won with an ingenious tactic, thought up by military general, General Bowboi.
General Bowboi led his entire team to victory with his quick orders, and staggering command, and without his tactics, perhaps itch.io could never show it's face again in the world stage.
But, Itch.io could never have won without the valiant and brave Discord soldiers, who could see reason and peace and not just blood and glory.
To the big, fat, Ws out there, Kerrial, Goldgamer and AAAM
Credits to Fatalem for image:
Now, the Itchy Cats wait and prepare for the next attack, whether it be by Discord, or themselves....
Evil Priest really sad after this battle ig.
Very sad.
btw add goldgamer to the Ws cuz he was from discord
Ah yes, I almost forgot.
I gave him + 1k social credit he's basically havoc but discord version
lol
Lol
💀💀
😂🤣
GG, kitss
gg
gg
4.05.2023
The biggest war in Narrow One. History books will write this legendary battle..
Itch.IO vs Discord
Itch side has won this battle.
What would griddies do.. It is really a mystery..
Huzzah! Huzzah! Long live itch.io!
HUZZAH HUZZAH
*itch/discord vs discord
ye.
HUZZAAHH!! HUZZAAAH!!!! ITCH IS BETTER THAN DISCORD DOO DOO!!!!
pls take a good ole look at those kds
itch was so inferior that they relied on flag looping the timer
it was a good tactic!
Not only did we rush your flag, but we put you on the heavy defensive.
true it was too overwhelming
bowboi's art of narrow one moment
(to be safe, i will NOT explain my strategies here.)
lol
gg tho it was fun
Very fun, lol
Big GG to you, aussua.
gg
also im pretty sure its the 3rd? or just in my time?
Bro imagine being number 1 on red and not getting enough kills as me omg such L the red team is. Lol guess they didnt want to take the spot light away from me the one who made it first
XD, go sit in the corner and cry, howl.
Bruh, i started late and absolutely blue powerful team than red.
go cry loser
Huzzah! To the ITCHY CATS & Maxwell!
evacuation squad
https://narrow.one/#JYMY
im sorry lol
i did only have 3.5 braincells left so🤷♀️
you did great.
Evacuation squad? More like all-out war.
ye
https://narrow.one/#43XK
Not a single code in 3 hours so 9LT8