oh no now jester jesters havoc and the rest are going to roast and insult you, you will fail your end year, get downvoted by 192 people, a furry will rail you, you will get cancer and die at the young age of 57
Ah, the internet—a place where dreams are born, friendships are forged, and cats reign supreme. It's a magical realm where we can share our thoughts, engage in discussions, and occasionally stumble upon the bewildering phenomenon known as the downvote. Yes, my dear reader, today I shall regale you with the woeful tale of how a single downvote transformed me into a melodramatic mess. Prepare yourself for a journey through the treacherous lands of virtual popularity, where even the mightiest warriors can be felled by a simple arrow of disapproval. The Innocent Post: Once upon a time, in the kingdom of the Internet, I posted a seemingly harmless observation. It was a witty comment about the peculiar habits of squirrels collecting acorns, which I thought would spark laughter and bring joy to the masses. Alas, little did I know that an unseen adversary lurked in the shadows, ready to strike. As I refreshed my browser, eagerly anticipating a flurry of likes, I was instead greeted by a single downvote—an arrow aimed straight at my fragile heart. In that moment, my world turned topsy-turvy. I questioned my existence, my purpose, and most importantly, my comedic prowess. How could someone not appreciate the sheer genius of my squirrel-themed humor? Oh, the depths of sorrow I plummeted into! I sought solace in a tub of ice cream, using a spoon as my only companion in this cruel world. I composed woeful poems, shedding tears on my keyboard as my sorrowful sonnets met the unforgiving backspace key. The skies darkened, my laughter turned to sobs, and even my cat abandoned me, sensing the dire state of affairs. The Quest for Answers: In my desperation, I embarked on a quest to uncover the enigma of the downvote. I traversed the forums, consulted the wise elders of the internet, and delved into the ancient texts of online etiquette. The answers were as elusive as a cat chasing a laser pointer. Some claimed it was an accidental click, while others believed it to be the work of nefarious trolls. Perhaps the downvoter was a squirrel sympathizer, offended by my humorous portrayal of their nut-hoarding antics? In my darkest hour, a ray of hope pierced through the gloom. A kind stranger appeared, offering comforting words and virtual hugs. They reminded me that the worth of a post is not determined by a mere downvote, but by the joy it brings to those who appreciate it. They urged me to rise above the virtual negativity and embrace the laughter that my words had ignited in others. With renewed vigor, I wiped away my tears and prepared to face the online world once more.
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personally I wouldn't have it
oh no now jester jesters havoc and the rest are going to roast and insult you, you will fail your end year, get downvoted by 192 people, a furry will rail you, you will get cancer and die at the young age of 57
I won't
NOOOO ! ! !
Ah, the internet—a place where dreams are born, friendships are forged, and cats reign supreme. It's a magical realm where we can share our thoughts, engage in discussions, and occasionally stumble upon the bewildering phenomenon known as the downvote. Yes, my dear reader, today I shall regale you with the woeful tale of how a single downvote transformed me into a melodramatic mess. Prepare yourself for a journey through the treacherous lands of virtual popularity, where even the mightiest warriors can be felled by a simple arrow of disapproval. The Innocent Post: Once upon a time, in the kingdom of the Internet, I posted a seemingly harmless observation. It was a witty comment about the peculiar habits of squirrels collecting acorns, which I thought would spark laughter and bring joy to the masses. Alas, little did I know that an unseen adversary lurked in the shadows, ready to strike. As I refreshed my browser, eagerly anticipating a flurry of likes, I was instead greeted by a single downvote—an arrow aimed straight at my fragile heart. In that moment, my world turned topsy-turvy. I questioned my existence, my purpose, and most importantly, my comedic prowess. How could someone not appreciate the sheer genius of my squirrel-themed humor? Oh, the depths of sorrow I plummeted into! I sought solace in a tub of ice cream, using a spoon as my only companion in this cruel world. I composed woeful poems, shedding tears on my keyboard as my sorrowful sonnets met the unforgiving backspace key. The skies darkened, my laughter turned to sobs, and even my cat abandoned me, sensing the dire state of affairs. The Quest for Answers: In my desperation, I embarked on a quest to uncover the enigma of the downvote. I traversed the forums, consulted the wise elders of the internet, and delved into the ancient texts of online etiquette. The answers were as elusive as a cat chasing a laser pointer. Some claimed it was an accidental click, while others believed it to be the work of nefarious trolls. Perhaps the downvoter was a squirrel sympathizer, offended by my humorous portrayal of their nut-hoarding antics? In my darkest hour, a ray of hope pierced through the gloom. A kind stranger appeared, offering comforting words and virtual hugs. They reminded me that the worth of a post is not determined by a mere downvote, but by the joy it brings to those who appreciate it. They urged me to rise above the virtual negativity and embrace the laughter that my words had ignited in others. With renewed vigor, I wiped away my tears and prepared to face the online world once more.
ong fr bro speakin fax u W
wtf is this, a novel xd
Bro is using the Internet and AI for a comeback, LMBO.
LMBO why should I waste my time writing to kids who don't understand shit
Expected me to read the whole thing? Nah, I don’t waste time on ur trash paragraphs.
Lol what's this
That was eye opening i have also recently encountered this bewildering phenomenon and is in the process os recovering
This was all I needed today
Omg, got so me so good, I’m gonna cry in a corner forever.
But Fr, grow up.
"grow up" btw no emojies in this app?
Bro, learn how to make an offense first, then speak.
teach me how to make an offense then sir
so ur saying to us that we need to be an asshole
disord
he did that on purpose
Omg, got so me so good, I’m gonna cry in a corner forever.
But Fr, grow up.
grow up? pfft tough talk for a fella with a small cock
rip
Imagine upvoting ur own post, lol.
sure sure I have 2 accounts
Boko imagine DOWNVOTING
Wasn’t me, bro.
dc ppl r also nice jester 😃
well it's not a hard decision like you think it is
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dang y'all so weak jehehehe. 1 meme to rule them all. better check your gender
oh im sorry... coffee
narrow one has glitched again.
aight lemme check digitalocean
nope its fine
XDD
:(
😭 ohhh noooo that meme destroyed us so badly buhuhu 😭😭😭
made you use itch heheh
buhuhuuuuuuu how sad 😭
Doctor, I think he needs his happysauce. He's using itch again.
lol, head on back to gey lund
ye
Are u undercover? I can't see u in squads.
I jump in and play a couple and then jump back out under another name yea
bro you talk in a game comment section tf you mean "worldwide" community
bro bro
bro internet connects people from around the world bro bro
ok, it connects people from around the world, but itch isnt a community, its a COMMENT SECTION
Cant have a 3 year old comment section still active without a COMMUNITY
comment section turned community ig
damn bro i am gonna cry so badly because i saw this boohoo
bro bro bro bro bro
bro
QWM8
Wait..it's not active dont join
NEW DESERT FRUIT SPEEDRUN
I trying to break my old speedrun record in this video..Enjoy! 🧙♂️🐲
bruh i don't have that desert screen closing effect thing is that just editing?
also it took me 57 attempts in total (without trolling) to find purple path
Nice.
If u waiting longer in effect u will die.
ik
im gonna speedrun from spawn to make my run harder
Yes that is good
Really amazing!!!
thx sasuuke
np narutoo :D
Noice!
Wow thats fast!
Hi Everyone
Hi Havoc for Rome
Hiii
hello
Hello, Madara!
FOR ROMEEEE
can u pls do the 1v1 with me in the vid august u said u would pls can u
Play bloon td battle 2 :)))
Played just one round so far, but had a lot of fun.
it tis great enjoy! Join Squad M8M6 for some group play!
It still works?
oh yeah
I'm starting to get bored of playing..not like before
Cool~ Here's the official Discord server if you would like to join: https://discord.gg/pelican-party-519477170964267008
We host tournaments, minigames, art contests and more!
There's plenty of nice people too ;)
I wish I could join
Chat GPT made a board game right after Havoc joined Discord...
XDD
lol
M8M6 :)))
:)))) best code lol
lol
Desert Froot Squad 5/29/2023
ft. Guest 70, TEH GRIDDY GOD, Allah, and Havoc
*Click* Noice
Futuristic Havoc!
70 and Hav Portrait.
The Griddy Gang
Syria
nice
Did u mean with Syria that he have clothes from Syria
Yep.
looks fun! I squaded it yesterday no pics :(
sad :*(
Cool!
How is it possible to cross this orange path..I was thinking of jumping quickly, but I did not try to play today to do it :(
gotta love missing out 💀
Sad, the last part of the Griddy Gang is the Griddy Monk :(((
Joinnn nowwww ( desert)
ZJQK
pls someone help me find desert fruit code:PZPF
Did you manage to find it or do you still need help?
I already found it thx anyway ;)
"famouser"
Lol
arrow has been unsubscribed to 300 times
lol
Who is arrow?
an over the top 1 v 1 er who loses most of his matches and if he wins ... beware sore loser.
K
he retarb 💯
yep.
He seems arrogant
Very.
F6C6
x67v
where to enter:/bruh all of u know
do u need help?
yeeeeaaahhh
x67v
I join
nice
thx
Where is that
Desert map fruit
noice
nice
nice vid
a speedrun shouyld start from spawn ngl
Nothing to see here,
just putting out the rubbish ;)
RIP
lol
may the Itch community RIP
Good night >:)
Hehehehe
Lol
does someone wanna 1v1 me cus i will win
I can 1v1 u, but I’m not sure u will win.
kn4t
yes
Anyone wanna play
Are we meant to be able to get here or no?
bro wtf did you do
Drive on the ladder
Lol
hAcKeR
you can break the arena limits with poosting not 70 did it yesterday
HACKS! I CALL CHEATS!
super soldier preset v2
Op and...you have 35 presets???
send me each a pic of each piece pls
yes
I only have 11 presets
Yay!
kn4t
Join?
help me to the furit
I don’t know where it is
Wanna try find it together
NKNJ
mzhq
ple
ple
DESERT FRUIT RUSH 🏜️🏜️
Best fruit in narrow one. How can i finish fastly? Hm... 🧙♂️
Trying to speedrun!
DTNX