SHUT YO SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE GOOGLECHROME METRONOME DIMMADOME NO HOME FLIP PHONE GARDEN GNOME FULL BLOWN GENOME INDIANA JONES OVERGROWN X AND Y HORMONE U GOT BEGGAR ZONED SYLVESTER STALLONE PROFFESIONALLY SENN PATRON SMALL DICK ASS UP
nah this is actually good roast u should learn to pack. SHUT YO DIRTY ASS UP BITCH FATHER ABUSES YOU WITH HIS PICKLE INBRED DONALD DRUMP PEPERIONI FACE. DICK SO TINY HAD TO USE BONE MEAL TO MAKE IT VISIBLE. YOU TAKE FCK YOURSELF TOO LITTERALLY LIKE BRUH TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WEAEL A PJO FAN! NOICE I LOVE PJO TOO! YOU'RE SO FCKING POOR YOU USE YOUR PC AS AN AIR CONDITIONER IN THE SUMMER. I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOUR PARENT COMBINED. NAH BRUHH BRUHH YOU MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS BRUHH SHUT YOUR DIRTY ASS UP BRUH. BITCH YOU DIRTY ASS HELL BRUH BRO HAD TO USE AI* AI***, HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL YOU'RE UGLY YOU'RE SMALL NO ONE LOVES YOU. JUST A DUDE NAMED PERCY NO ONE LOVES YOU GET TF OUTTA HERE!
BOY, IF YOU DON’T GET YO GOOFY, UNCULTURED, UNSEASONED, UNWASHED, UNPAID, UNEMPLOYED, UNLOVED, UNSUCCESSFUL, UNREQUESTED, UNSUPPORTED, UNSUBSCRIBED, UNSTABLE, UNIDENTIFIED, AND UNDESIRABLE HEADASS OUTTA MY FACE! BOY, YOU BUILT LIKE A DORITO WITH A DREAM. YO HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE A GOOGLE MAPS ROUTE TO FAILURE. YOU SO BROKE, WHEN YOU CHECK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IT SAYS 'ERROR 404: FUNDS NOT FOUND.' YO DRIP SO DRY EVEN CACTUSES LOOK AT YOU LIKE, "DAMN, HE NEEDS SOME MOISTURE!" BOY, YOU SO UGLY, EVEN MIRRORS REFUSE TO REFLECT YOU—THEY FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER!
BRO, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU TYPE WITH YOUR INDEX FINGERS ONLY. YOU BUILT LIKE AN OFF-BRAND ACTION FIGURE FROM A GAS STATION DUMPSTER SALE. YO BREATH SMELL LIKE YOU BEEN CHEWING ON HOT DOG WATER AND REGRET. BOY, YOU SO SHORT, YOU GOTTA JUMP TO REACH ROCK BOTTOM. YOUR SHIRT SO TIGHT, I CAN SEE YOUR FUTURE THROUGH IT—AND IT AIN’T LOOKING TOO BRIGHT! BRO, YOU SO SLOW, YOU MAKE SNAILS LOOK LIKE THEY GOT TURBO BOOST. EVEN GOOGLE CAN’T FIND WHO ASKED FOR YOU TO BE HERE. YOU OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE THE BEFORE PICTURE IN EVERY GYM COMMERCIAL EVER MADE!
AND DON’T THINK I DIDN’T NOTICE THEM FAKE CHAINS YOU GOT ON—BOY, THAT AIN’T NO GOLD, THAT’S MUSTARD STAINS. YO SHOES SO DUSTY, EVEN ROACHES DON’T WANNA BE SEEN NEXT TO YOU. YOU WALK LIKE YOU LOST A BET WITH GRAVITY. BOY, YOU SO IRRELEVANT, EVEN YOUR SHADOW LEFT YOU ON 'SEEN.' YO MOMMA PROBABLY TRIED TO RETURN YOU TO THE HOSPITAL, BUT THEY SAID 'NO REFUNDS!'
NOW GO AHEAD AND LOG OFF, RESET YOUR LIFE, AND TRY AGAIN NEXT UPDATE, BECAUSE THIS AIN’T IT, NOOB
right my lil bro was doin his art homework on stopping racism so just wanted to check with the itch artists here . What should he add ? (ps he says he isn’t that good at art)
I mean yeah cuz he used to play on the fam computer and I occasionally hop on when I’m doing homework . But seriously he does play I got into N1 cuz of him ngl. Cuz we used to just scroll through free games we could play as CHIKDREN as we wouldn’t be KET to play video games otherwise lol
I have a genuine question does killer even use itch ? And also you lot got banned once no ? So how did U tell killer ? Cuz he would have wanted to know why the acc got banned right ? And even if u can still use an acc if it’s banned on itch bee why did u make it new acc kk3acc cuz it ain’t an acc now is it ? Next time we all report I just make an acc for u and U only everyone already knows ur bee so why bother . Orrrrrrrr is it cuz when we Harv FC u got banned so many times with the term bee sumin sumin u just can’t I use ur doin name an any more for itch?
Get rid if Santa he mad ugly plus try to add more red like the king gear is a good use but it may look slightly bulky for ur b4 one thing UVE learnt is that skins in this game can change the gurth and width or overall look of ur avatar dramatically so I’d say
- add more red (cuz it looks nice or add more of the colour that the majority of ur skins already have) for each skin so not like one certain gear thats only one colour the add if extra gear with the same colour or tones can give it a nice and fine look.
- make ur b4 skin less bulky looking ( try to give it a sly/agile look)
-oh and just don’t use full skin sets like Santa it makes the presets worse NGL
hey man um… since it’s ugh a war ? Yeah what do u want ur stick man guy to do? Exactly? Just for the sake of it ya know make it creative (no offnese OFC)
erm...it depends, if its good pvper AND well known then Clownpierce or Flamefrags, maybe manepear..otherwise like Theobaldeagle or wathever his name is
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guys hydro loves little kids!!!!!!!
Shut ur ass up ( bigger roast later)
heehhehehee
Hi! do u like little kids like hydro
SHUT YO SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE GOOGLECHROME METRONOME DIMMADOME NO HOME FLIP PHONE GARDEN GNOME FULL BLOWN GENOME INDIANA JONES OVERGROWN X AND Y HORMONE U GOT BEGGAR ZONED SYLVESTER STALLONE PROFFESIONALLY SENN PATRON SMALL DICK ASS UP
nigga i've literally heard that roast on yt shorts before, do better
i changed it a bit
u aint pack god lil bro
bro is not him💀💀🙏
nah this is actually good roast u should learn to pack. SHUT YO DIRTY ASS UP BITCH FATHER ABUSES YOU WITH HIS PICKLE INBRED DONALD DRUMP PEPERIONI FACE. DICK SO TINY HAD TO USE BONE MEAL TO MAKE IT VISIBLE. YOU TAKE FCK YOURSELF TOO LITTERALLY LIKE BRUH TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WEAEL A PJO FAN! NOICE I LOVE PJO TOO! YOU'RE SO FCKING POOR YOU USE YOUR PC AS AN AIR CONDITIONER IN THE SUMMER. I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOUR PARENT COMBINED. NAH BRUHH BRUHH YOU MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS BRUHH SHUT YOUR DIRTY ASS UP BRUH. BITCH YOU DIRTY ASS HELL BRUH BRO HAD TO USE AI* AI***, HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL YOU'RE UGLY YOU'RE SMALL NO ONE LOVES YOU. JUST A DUDE NAMED PERCY NO ONE LOVES YOU GET TF OUTTA HERE!
ohh wowwww bro really cooked 🤯
BOY, IF YOU DON’T GET YO GOOFY, UNCULTURED, UNSEASONED, UNWASHED, UNPAID, UNEMPLOYED, UNLOVED, UNSUCCESSFUL, UNREQUESTED, UNSUPPORTED, UNSUBSCRIBED, UNSTABLE, UNIDENTIFIED, AND UNDESIRABLE HEADASS OUTTA MY FACE! BOY, YOU BUILT LIKE A DORITO WITH A DREAM. YO HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE A GOOGLE MAPS ROUTE TO FAILURE. YOU SO BROKE, WHEN YOU CHECK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IT SAYS 'ERROR 404: FUNDS NOT FOUND.' YO DRIP SO DRY EVEN CACTUSES LOOK AT YOU LIKE, "DAMN, HE NEEDS SOME MOISTURE!" BOY, YOU SO UGLY, EVEN MIRRORS REFUSE TO REFLECT YOU—THEY FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER!
BRO, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU TYPE WITH YOUR INDEX FINGERS ONLY. YOU BUILT LIKE AN OFF-BRAND ACTION FIGURE FROM A GAS STATION DUMPSTER SALE. YO BREATH SMELL LIKE YOU BEEN CHEWING ON HOT DOG WATER AND REGRET. BOY, YOU SO SHORT, YOU GOTTA JUMP TO REACH ROCK BOTTOM. YOUR SHIRT SO TIGHT, I CAN SEE YOUR FUTURE THROUGH IT—AND IT AIN’T LOOKING TOO BRIGHT! BRO, YOU SO SLOW, YOU MAKE SNAILS LOOK LIKE THEY GOT TURBO BOOST. EVEN GOOGLE CAN’T FIND WHO ASKED FOR YOU TO BE HERE. YOU OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE THE BEFORE PICTURE IN EVERY GYM COMMERCIAL EVER MADE!
AND DON’T THINK I DIDN’T NOTICE THEM FAKE CHAINS YOU GOT ON—BOY, THAT AIN’T NO GOLD, THAT’S MUSTARD STAINS. YO SHOES SO DUSTY, EVEN ROACHES DON’T WANNA BE SEEN NEXT TO YOU. YOU WALK LIKE YOU LOST A BET WITH GRAVITY. BOY, YOU SO IRRELEVANT, EVEN YOUR SHADOW LEFT YOU ON 'SEEN.' YO MOMMA PROBABLY TRIED TO RETURN YOU TO THE HOSPITAL, BUT THEY SAID 'NO REFUNDS!'
NOW GO AHEAD AND LOG OFF, RESET YOUR LIFE, AND TRY AGAIN NEXT UPDATE, BECAUSE THIS AIN’T IT, NOOB
oh he’s back with his so called “roasts”
me toooooo
beestorm do us all a favor and gtfo
omg then if he likes lil kids he must like you?!?!?!???!??!?!??!!
Ragebait ahh bitch
chat, pls stop asking me for n-word passes 😭
"i feel like she shouldn't have to be using it" - a friend of mine when another said i should have pass when they tried to get one
i got infinite soooooo im done
W
mine got temporarily revoked :(
ask ur pookie
right my lil bro was doin his art homework on stopping racism so just wanted to check with the itch artists here . What should he add ? (ps he says he isn’t that good at art)
Make a black lives matter drawing in there
make a guy discriminating a pujabi guy and the punjabi just pulls out a gun and bang cuz why not
racism🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
noice kanon
It wasn’t me bruh
It was khan yo my lil man
ik khan the dude who pretendeds to be you when u played on a guest acc
I mean yeah cuz he used to play on the fam computer and I occasionally hop on when I’m doing homework . But seriously he does play I got into N1 cuz of him ngl. Cuz we used to just scroll through free games we could play as CHIKDREN as we wouldn’t be KET to play video games otherwise lol
Best anime in history my opinion is one piece or dragon ball z
One piece, solo levelinv and attCk on titans
Ngl all of those are good
ikr I'm not even a anime fan
my little sister can’t be this cute
Oh nahhh
Bro. Out of all animes in existence, THAT'S your favorite?
i have "you are my special" seared into my skull. (jjk)
Lol
I was cleaning out the back of my TV tday……. Guess what I found ?
….THIS ABSALOUTE GEM (yes I did clean the gunk of it ) I’ll sell to one if u if u wanna lol .
Basically a British dunkaroo stick
From memory I think it’s this
It ain't expired?
Definitely is but……..I mean 5 year rule
Nah you're wrong it's the 50 years rule
fallout shelter food ahh
xD
lol XD
give.
LMFAO
:o i spy a rabbit
Rabbs can u draw a lil goofy monster boi pwease?
sure
ofc the British have smth called a dunkaroo stick
Wild 💀
itchy balls
Itchy balls
Hah ... wait who r u ?
lightmare,can you not read?
I can read wattle I meant who is the dude
2s member 💀
…….
I’m following lol
yes, i can read
Ayo
HAHAHAA LIGHTMARE 😭🙏 also hai :>
HAIIIIII
ligmare ballls ha
LIIIIIGHTTTTTYYYYMARRRREEEYYYY OMGGGGG
GRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MOMGGGGGGGGGGGWHGGWHVB
Bee ur just getting cooked and deep fried at this point, genuinely thought You’d change man. I was wrong
🤦♂️
Lmfao fr
hydro loves little kids!
hydro likes men
its funny looking at ur comments just seeing u tryna roast ppl.
u prolly searched roast generator😹😹
You're really good at making an embarrassment to yourself
Ur dad likes men
I have a genuine question does killer even use itch ? And also you lot got banned once no ? So how did U tell killer ? Cuz he would have wanted to know why the acc got banned right ? And even if u can still use an acc if it’s banned on itch bee why did u make it new acc kk3acc cuz it ain’t an acc now is it ? Next time we all report I just make an acc for u and U only everyone already knows ur bee so why bother . Orrrrrrrr is it cuz when we Harv FC u got banned so many times with the term bee sumin sumin u just can’t I use ur doin name an any more for itch?
hydro likes men!
so what?? HOMOPHOBE???
Yo
Yo sharp
sup
wsp
shart!
IDC GOOFY
huh
Wdym ?
HI
Bro ur ass is NOT getting a hi back💀💀🙏
HAHAHAHAHA Fartlands what did you do
Wow
mb for spam I can’t put multiple images in one post for some reason
Jesus christ,bro. Do they have a life?
nah, peestorm is a lifeless as a pebble
Fr
True my man true
Ps: can I get an m word pass ? Pls
nigga get yo hoe ass outta here, nobody in hell is gonna say hi back
EWWWW,the bigot's here. Embarassing.
mate fuck off won’t you pls
bro 😭
Nah at this point just kys
Gang,be real with me. Am I tuff or nah?
How is that NOT cool? I'm a very multi-faceted girl. Can be cool and quirky.
Well, I’m just a simple Kit who tries to feel real sometimes…
Nah you chill
prolly was mentally harassed or abused by parents so decided to just run away from home orrrrrrr 2 he’s just a dumb@ss child lol
what gave u that impression bro 😭
no, sammie is A. not potato and B. one of my best friends
Ms 🥧 why are you here smh I thought you hated
yea but i love my pookie so HERE WE ARE.. its a struggle, truly
im so srry ur here lmao
Damn
damn thats...wow
new skins since the last time i posted abt them, what should i keep/change
Get rid if Santa he mad ugly plus try to add more red like the king gear is a good use but it may look slightly bulky for ur b4 one thing UVE learnt is that skins in this game can change the gurth and width or overall look of ur avatar dramatically so I’d say
- add more red (cuz it looks nice or add more of the colour that the majority of ur skins already have) for each skin so not like one certain gear thats only one colour the add if extra gear with the same colour or tones can give it a nice and fine look.
- make ur b4 skin less bulky looking ( try to give it a sly/agile look)
-oh and just don’t use full skin sets like Santa it makes the presets worse NGL
alr bet, santa skin was a joke so i would've changed it soon anyway
thank you so much , someone who actually listens to me on here lol XD
:D
Also me
looks like u don’t care abt stats so
B2: 8/10
B3:6/10
B4:7/10
B5: 2/10
B6: 9/10
ye stats only mean so much as long as i have decent speed and regen, it's all skill from there (not like i have any)
change all 💀💀💀💀
why tho ;-;
lol k
Make your bow1 preset to be the worst skin of human kind
hydro sucks! guys hydro sucks! hydro sucks! he likes men guys!
*cough* um ok ?
Your mom sucks
And? We dont give af lil bro
GGs Starchad..i think ur on itch sometimes
Lmao btw what u playing on is it a phone ?
no, it's pc, but the whole other team rq
if anyone would like to draw a goofy lik boi for this paper war here it’ll be really appreciated
this dude u drew has been put into the PAPER WAR !!!
RIGHT !! here ya go Starcast here’s ya
” human munch munch boi “
can iparticipate?
sure bud knock yourself out just reply to this comment with your goofy lil monstor boiyo
kk
gooood morning chat :D
G’day gavna!! 👋. How’s the woife n koids doin!?
lol good ig
Gutentag
*sniff*
*sniff*
*Snort*
*snorts ten line of cocai-* coca cola
AYE EVERYONE CROW IS A KEEEEPERRRR!!!
*snorts another 17 lines*
I typed it
if u type one more comment u gotta listen to baby shark(10 hour) and watch cocomelon while ur parents watching
.
stfu
Yes
If u guys stop hating me I'll listen to baby shark for 1hour
lmao i have 702k coins, ur defo a noob
What's ur highscore?
Mine 1.08m
1.56 mil
Noice my sister has 2.smth
id beat u then in my prime (2016)
lol my prime was 2023, when i still had no life
Ye I'm noob
wait people like actually unironically still play subway surfers with their own free will??
Ye
very rarely, like when i literally have nothing else to do
Me too
Why Not 3-?
I'll suggest not to buy it,buy a board which have swift drift (somthing like that I forget the name)
Smooth drift?
I have the jingle dingle
This one good I usually using this not this boat but this smooth drift
Is this good too?
And yeah try to get those star thingy 👍
w
meet me in my swordmasters ppl thing
didnt sleep
Update on the Paper war art PEICE !!!!
hey man um… since it’s ugh a war ? Yeah what do u want ur stick man guy to do? Exactly? Just for the sake of it ya know make it creative (no offnese OFC)
On it lol
i already did
It's called juijutsu
wahhh
Hello guys
hello hru :D
hi redking
bonjour
Haiii
A masterclass, that mrpingus finished
nice
fr
he still got 192 coins with multiplier
Nice 🔥
thx
I do drawing
but i cant say im an artist
I AM NOT A MORON
哇还有惠特利
uhhh
Who wants a fight?
depends on what kinda fight ur talking abt
lmfao
j63b
try again it got weird my connection broke
WHITE HAIRED RABBIT !! and any other itch artists
I Challenge U TO A PAPER WAR basically we all try to make our silly lil characters fight on THIS PEICE OF PAPER (just for funnzies)
I have started y’all off and I’ll join back in aswell also REMEMBER PUT YR GAME NAMES ON OR NEAR UR ART
Im drawing
your not lemon
u odn't make sense
do I not make sense.? Or is it ender?
Oohh.. fuck I didn’t see this I’ll add mine soon
I WILL JOIN SHARTLY I MEAN SHORTLY
I almost never use imojis only really 🗿 moai
this is way better ^
WAIT I CANT USE GIF FU-
I cant download gifs anymore :-(
Who is the best pvper in minecraft
TECHNOBLADE
techno never dies
100%
technoblade never dies… that quotes for sure nevva gonna die
mmhhh
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
YES COMRADE
Soviet Union anthem plays.
ryu meet in my sword masters ppl thing
What where
in my topic
for once ima have to agree with percy, long live techno
:D
Yes
umm idk much abt the top mc players but from what I know it’s itzrealme or marlow
Who's marlow
erm...it depends, if its good pvper AND well known then Clownpierce or Flamefrags, maybe manepear..otherwise like Theobaldeagle or wathever his name is
Finally another flamefrags enthusiast
lol...i follow lifesteal stuff, some ppl say they like mc but they don't even know clownpierce..they just know dream and techno (and mr beast)
Ikr
gn gang
gn twin :D
pls tell me ur actually goin to sleep
nnnnnnnope its four in the morning im so cooked tmrw.
Good evening
meme alt account XD
my autistic ass couldn’t come back and remember which browser had which account
Now time to do this in discord sometime
........
....?