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New gen minecraft YouTubers : PVP , 100 days hardcore, modded SMP, and other stuff

Old gen minecraft YouTubers : Let's play, mods review, stampylonghead, popular mmo, no dramas, no dream mental breakdown, and other nostalgic stuff

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.;... i think imma stick to maizen

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bruh noob L L L L L L

the only mc youtubers i can tolerate are sb737 and wifies, all the other ppl make vids for 3 year olds

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Sb737πŸ’€

Ngl if u need other mc creators u need to go to the technical side

whats wrong with sb

If u have a not shit pc, 

Distant horizons

Iris

Indium

Sodium

Bliss shaders

Terralith 

Tectonic

U get

-shaders

-better terrain

-4k block render distance

New biomes

What

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Well that's new for me 

including this one

I rarely get a good game 

JERRY SPOT (I think he fake tho oh and WHY DO THEY HAVE SUCH A ASS K:D like the both of em (Jerry and the king woman )


If a player that was really dogshit and a player that was a spammer had a kid it would be that woman

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Ima try to type my name eyes closed

raiv

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and you wonder why people dont take nicely to you

hi pelican

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Shut up and go back to ur dog cave (discord

Ok

average autistic behavior

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Hi

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I

bruh why did that take me so long πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ 

Hi

ho

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Jingle bells

Ho

ho

Almost got a heart attack because I almost lost my itch account

Bro same

Wait ryu  PP didn’t reset our accs right ? 

Mine didn't

Finish the song :

🎡Past lives....

 Hydrocholorostorine

Nah

We're fish

nah im good

Continue this

Do not go gentle into that good night

.... uh 

Interrstellar

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I played with Platon :D

u could say he plays a ton

wdym? like he's fat?

he only has 300 hours. thats not a lot for cs. 

bro doesn’t get the pun πŸ’€ 

Fr

oh shoot i get it now haha

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*Badum tsssst * that’s a good one  aha aha AHA

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:P

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im reporting this post for off topic 

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🎡 Past lives....

OH MY GOD YES 

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Idk

w song

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:D

=/

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idk why I made this

o_O NO CARROTS?!?!?!?!!?!?!? How dare you

lol

Hahahahahha😈😈😈😈

tut tut aiya you NEED carrots

NO CARROTS FOR YOU MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

i stole all of em >:)

Yes my friend steal all of them for our evil plan MUAAHAHAHAHHAπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ‘ΉπŸ‘ΉπŸ‘Ή

dont worry i eated them all upπŸ‘Œ

Hey zilla u forgot the lil fat curry muncher ( MEEE) We eated them all actually 

—Hydrocholorostorine

ARE YOU STARVING RABBIT? YOU MEANNIEEEEEE

Nah we ain’t mean we just fat lol 

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘Ή

here is one

Carrot-Waterflame

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XD

Lol

i love this

Yes

Innit eated carrots of a carrot muncher is like stealing chicken curry from a 16 year old ..... wait that’s not how it goes ...(.-.)

What

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o i a u  o i a u i  o i u a  o i u a   

frfr

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooo dooo dooo

please get the reference istg..

BATMAAAAN

NO

What is it then bruh 

subscribe

Wtf potato friend

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huh

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guys can any1 make a song on deathscore rap

πŸ’€ sorry what

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deathscores rap on bs

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of course! 

i shall start making a song on deathscore rap this very moment! πŸ€₯

Tf

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Ft

FtTf

tfft

Hydro  can i have ur email

What the why? 

unc came back with the no skill unbalanced 0 aim 0 bitches noob bowπŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ”₯

Who?

Bowboi

Ok

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y’all remember when this chat was 

Narrow one

And not

Peestorm

Sword masters

Random ass poki games

Paragraph long yapp- I mean roasting

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:( I remember that and ngl I joined during the end of that era

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everyones gone bro πŸ˜­

codes with a ton of people just chilling 

A ton of the OG's in here chatting chilling and having fun

i wish i was around during that time

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yeah codes every 30 minutes and narrow one related comments

remember the time before m8m6

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fun fact: theres no need to write a whole paragraph to "roast" someone. thats called incoherence.

thats called yapping

yapping can be productive. incoherence cannot. theres a difference between screaming off in all caps, and being a good guy like xeltalliv

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bee vs percy  are just 2 retards who think they're packgod fighting rn, best to ignore

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ur litteraly the same

Couldn't agree more

how so lmao

LMFAO

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u finally changed ur name

i did

lol

tru

Who the hell are you

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Hey beestorm, you wanted to do a lil rap battle? Well here you go

Bitch you a liar and I can’t complain, taped my mouth shut and you tryna fill me with shame, always have been the same way, same game, now you attacking the girls but we aint letting you frame this dame, we gonna set you aflame, next time just come at me and call out my name, i aint scared, i already did my prayer, aw, do you need your mommy or are you just playing, in the name of humanity, you dont deserve to live life on the mortal heaven, this world is too good for you, this transcending feeling, hate raining down at you, i hope you perish, you think you’re a sacred little bitch, well we don’t vanish, oh, look at this crowd, you look like a circus clown now, tell me, what are you on about, still trying to get girls but you’re still with your head in the clouds, feels like you should get help now, i wanna say some shit to you but you dont deserve advice, you’re hopeless and you can’t spell rice, she’s not Russian, she’s living in a paradise, until you invaded, the privacy of the women and girls had faded, what can we do, you’re filled with jealousy, try to drown me but i can still breathe, next time show up armed and dangerous, at least, if you’ll ever have a good comeback at us, i wish you a horrible life, probably gonna get a teen pregnant and later slap your wife.

You’re dead, we gonna keep reporting you

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bro made a whole ahh song 😭

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ds is actually talented at rapping

Idk if I should say but I feel like scrap(wattle) is a less toxic version of MOMO’s MAD ( does anyone remember him? ) 

lmaoo i remember him

bro fuck that momo negro

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darling, this is not the way to deal with idiots

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Hi discord people!!

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erm ok chwonwyx

Wsp chrony

why did jesper add this bot bro

no clue

why is the bot responding to me ew

LMFAO

yessirrrrr

pls do percy next πŸ™

Damn I was sleeping on a rap song

ds on itch before gta 6 is wild

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hellosniper

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code is F7D66F

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wait nvm he left but im there

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bruh no one plays roblox in 2025 only gamers pay fortnite and cod and rainbow six seige and n1

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this isnt even roblox

What game is it then . ?

swordmasters

:skull: playing an indie game in 2025 is crazy bro L

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literally played roblox today skull

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.

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Unc why did ya die to a melee spamming noob 

HAAAAAIYAAAAAA

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mf turn off land head bob

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To the indians out there, should I buy this?

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Also, this ain't AI, I swear. 

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Beestorm ima end ur career 😈


BRO, PEESTORM, HOW YOU OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE A FAILED SCIENCE EXPERIMENT WITH A GLITCHED NAME? YOU WENT FROM "BEE-STORM" TO "PEE-STORM" LIKE A WHOLE DOWNGRADE PATCH. **YOU A WALKING BUG FIX THAT NEVER GOT FIXED.


BRO, YOUR DRIP SO DRY, EVEN DESERTS FEEL BAD FOR YOU. YOU BUILT LIKE A USED Q-TIP WITH TRUST ISSUES. EVERY TIME YOU WALK INTO A ROOM, THE LIGHTS DIM OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT. YOUR HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE IT’S BEEN PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK SINCE BIRTH—AND IT'S WINNING!


NAH, BUT REAL TALK—YOU'RE SO IRRELEVANT, EVEN GOOGLE STRUGGLES TO REMEMBER YOU EXIST. YOUR PRESENCE GOT LESS IMPACT THAN A MUTED MIC. YOU REALLY WALKING AROUND THINKING YOU A THREAT, BUT EVEN NPCs GET MORE SCREEN TIME THAN YOU.


BRO, JUST LOG OFF, GO BACK TO THE LOADING SCREEN, AND PRAY FOR A CHARACTER UPGRADE—CAUSE PEESTORM, THIS AIN’T IT!

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just quitπŸ™

POOOSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Why?

POOOOOOSTIIIIIEEE guess what it’s ur fav mysterious liquid HYDROOOOOOOOOOOOO

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"yo chat gpt create a cool roast for a guy named beestorm"

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Read above post I didn't use AI

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you yap to much lil bro

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stfu lil dude

look whos talking lil bro

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you look

Nah you

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yo u have discord cuz little percy here needs to see what a pro packer really is

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stfu u one year old

so you get more screen time than him?

Just why like just ignor fucking peestorm bruh like tf

What's ya'll's fav movie? Mine's Whiplash,straight up.

life action: interstellar

Animated:spider verse 1

Bro same

The wild robot

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Hello

What

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CAUGHT U IN 11 SECS

Caught you in 20 hours

either twisters, interstellar or now you see me 2

In the line of fire

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πŸ€“ 

# This is the monthly narrow one recap for February 2025:



## Monthly news


Infurness ban:

On the 2nd a lot of accounts called Flower and who all had the same pfp joined the server.

Infurness then spammed dms of his friends on those accounts, Jesper saw this and banned his main account, this caused lots of outrage as many people didn't think it was a valid reason.

Infurness was then unbanned the following day.


Modding:

On the 3rd February Intdgy released an insane mod with 3 features, the main one being a spectator mod, this was significant because no spectator mod was released publicly before.


Suggestions:

Snadows bow 7 suggestion and the Roxy suggestion both surpassed 100 upvotes.


Esports:

Esports received sort of a revival this month with 3 gold and 2 platinum cups being hosted by Snadow and Mustard gas.


Narrow news:

Journalist applications were reopened and the devs added a command with which the news owner can directly give people the journalist role.

The news post surpassed 36k messages.

A skin repository website was made.


N1 SMP 8:

On the 17th Alphin started the eigth season of the narrow one smp.


## Pelican party updates


King of the hill was added.

Hills alt was released.

They changed the way chat filtering works.


## Strikes


There were 79 strikes during January.

41 for 10 minutes

20 for 1 hour

11 for 1 day

7 for 1 week


## Monthly messages


Pelican Party - 120'135 ⬆️

2 Shots - 14'110 ⬆️

Wholesome gc - 14'666 ⬇️

Narrow One Esports - 2'351 ⬆️

Elite force - 7'938 ⬇️

Royal kingdom - 22'448 ⬆️


## Monthly awards


### Person


1 - Alphin - 11

2 - Grim - 9

3 - Lolopano - 4


### Player


1 - Skullislandking - 16

2 - Snadow - 8

3 - Zayfox - 1


### Youtuber


1 - Narrow one Gameplays - 13

2 - N1 edits - 7

3 - Diegotiger - 2


## Message leaderboards


1 - Grim - 8'393

2 - Howl - 6'779

3 - Alphin - 6'256

4 - Scrap - 5'268

5 - Snadow - 4'301

6 - Chronyx - 4'299

7 - Infurness - 3'696

8 - Farlands - 3'466

9 - Liya - 3'460

10 - Ping 18 - 3'336


This was the monthly narrow one recap see you in one month.

Newzzz

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y’all don’t know who 3/4 of these ppl are

How did you know

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Cuz I’m on discord and most of y’all aren’t 

Me definitely :P

the ancient ones here know u too

No I meant how did you know that I dont know 3/4 of the ppl in there

because you're stuck in this itchy hole

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i know then

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What is n1 smp is it a minecraft server?

yes

Wow cool is it a pvp server or a peaceful server

well me and limits wanted peace but snadow is snadow

Lol so anarchy server then

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yey im in msg leaderboard!!

Guys,what songs do you associate with me? 

uhhh idk

Fair,kind of a vague question. Rephrase, what songs would you give to my persona? Based off vibes entirely.

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Ok,then. What's your answer?

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idk u that well so i rly cant give a clear answe

Hell I know

That's k.

shit i know u

i see u a lot in n1

Yeah,I play pretty much all the time.

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look closer in my pfp

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guys hydro loves little kids!!!!!!!

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Shut ur ass up ( bigger roast later)

heehhehehee

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Hi! do u like little kids like hydro

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SHUT YO  SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE GOOGLECHROME METRONOME DIMMADOME NO HOME FLIP PHONE GARDEN GNOME FULL BLOWN GENOME INDIANA JONES OVERGROWN X AND Y  HORMONE U GOT BEGGAR ZONED SYLVESTER STALLONE PROFFESIONALLY SENN PATRON SMALL DICK ASS UP

nigga i've literally heard that roast on yt shorts before, do better

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i changed it a bit

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u aint pack god lil bro

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bro is not himπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ™

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nah this is actually good roast u should learn to  pack. SHUT YO DIRTY ASS UP BITCH FATHER ABUSES YOU WITH HIS PICKLE INBRED DONALD DRUMP PEPERIONI FACE. DICK SO TINY HAD TO USE BONE MEAL TO MAKE IT VISIBLE. YOU TAKE FCK YOURSELF TOO LITTERALLY LIKE BRUH TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WEAEL A PJO FAN! NOICE I LOVE PJO TOO! YOU'RE SO FCKING POOR YOU USE YOUR PC AS AN AIR CONDITIONER IN THE SUMMER. I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOUR PARENT COMBINED. NAH BRUHH BRUHH YOU MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS BRUHH SHUT YOUR DIRTY ASS UP BRUH. BITCH YOU DIRTY ASS HELL BRUH BRO HAD TO USE AI* AI***, HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL YOU'RE UGLY YOU'RE SMALL NO ONE LOVES YOU. JUST A DUDE NAMED PERCY NO ONE LOVES YOU GET TF OUTTA HERE!

ohh wowwww bro really cooked 🀯

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BOY, IF YOU DON’T GET YO GOOFY, UNCULTURED, UNSEASONED, UNWASHED, UNPAID, UNEMPLOYED, UNLOVED, UNSUCCESSFUL, UNREQUESTED, UNSUPPORTED, UNSUBSCRIBED, UNSTABLE, UNIDENTIFIED, AND UNDESIRABLE HEADASS OUTTA MY FACE! BOY, YOU BUILT LIKE A DORITO WITH A DREAM. YO HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE A GOOGLE MAPS ROUTE TO FAILURE. YOU SO BROKE, WHEN YOU CHECK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IT SAYS 'ERROR 404: FUNDS NOT FOUND.' YO DRIP SO DRY EVEN CACTUSES LOOK AT YOU LIKE, "DAMN, HE NEEDS SOME MOISTURE!" BOY, YOU SO UGLY, EVEN MIRRORS REFUSE TO REFLECT YOU—THEY FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER!  


BRO, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU TYPE WITH YOUR INDEX FINGERS ONLY. YOU BUILT LIKE AN OFF-BRAND ACTION FIGURE FROM A GAS STATION DUMPSTER SALE. YO BREATH SMELL LIKE YOU BEEN CHEWING ON HOT DOG WATER AND REGRET. BOY, YOU SO SHORT, YOU GOTTA JUMP TO REACH ROCK BOTTOM. YOUR SHIRT SO TIGHT, I CAN SEE YOUR FUTURE THROUGH IT—AND IT AIN’T LOOKING TOO BRIGHT! BRO, YOU SO SLOW, YOU MAKE SNAILS LOOK LIKE THEY GOT TURBO BOOST. EVEN GOOGLE CAN’T FIND WHO ASKED FOR YOU TO BE HERE. YOU OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE THE BEFORE PICTURE IN EVERY GYM COMMERCIAL EVER MADE!  


AND DON’T THINK I DIDN’T NOTICE THEM FAKE CHAINS YOU GOT ON—BOY, THAT AIN’T NO GOLD, THAT’S MUSTARD STAINS. YO SHOES SO DUSTY, EVEN ROACHES DON’T WANNA BE SEEN NEXT TO YOU. YOU WALK LIKE YOU LOST A BET WITH GRAVITY. BOY, YOU SO IRRELEVANT, EVEN YOUR SHADOW LEFT YOU ON 'SEEN.' YO MOMMA PROBABLY TRIED TO RETURN YOU TO THE HOSPITAL, BUT THEY SAID 'NO REFUNDS!'  


NOW GO AHEAD AND LOG OFF, RESET YOUR LIFE, AND TRY AGAIN NEXT UPDATE, BECAUSE THIS AIN’T IT, NOOB

oh he’s back with his so called β€œroasts”

me toooooo

beestorm do us all a favor and gtfo

omg then if he likes lil kids he must like you?!?!?!???!??!?!??!!

Ragebait ahh bitch

chat, pls stop asking me for n-word passes 😭

"i feel like she shouldn't have to be using it" - a friend of mine when another said i should have pass when they tried to get one

i got infinite soooooo im done

W

mine got temporarily revoked :(

ask ur pookie

right my lil bro was doin his art homework on stopping racism so just wanted to check with the itch artists here . What should he add ? (ps he says he isn’t that good at art)


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Make a black lives matter drawing in there

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make a guy discriminating a pujabi guy and the punjabi just pulls out a gun and bang cuz why not

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racismπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

noice kanon

It wasn’t me bruh 

It was khan yo my lil man 

ik khan the dude who pretendeds to be you when u played on a guest acc

I mean yeah cuz he used to play on the fam computer and I occasionally hop on when I’m doing homework  . But seriously he does play I got into N1 cuz of him ngl. Cuz we used to just scroll through free games we could play as CHIKDREN as we wouldn’t be KET to play video games otherwise lol

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Best anime in history my opinion is one piece or dragon ball z

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One piece, solo levelinv and attCk on titans

Ngl all of those are good

ikr I'm not even a anime fan

my little sister can’t be this cute

Oh nahhh

Bro. Out of all animes in existence, THAT'S your favorite?

i have "you are my special" seared into my skull. (jjk)

Lol

I was cleaning out the back of my TV tday……. Guess what I found ?


….THIS ABSALOUTE GEM  (yes I did clean the gunk of it ) I’ll sell to one if u if u wanna lol .

Basically a British dunkaroo stick 

From memory I think it’s this 

It ain't expired?

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Definitely is but……..I mean 5 year rule 

Nah you're wrong it's the 50 years rule

fallout shelter food ahh

xD 

lol XD

give.

LMFAO

:o i spy a rabbit

Rabbs can u draw a lil goofy monster boi pwease?

sure

pucky boi 

ofc the British have smth called a dunkaroo stick

Wild πŸ’€ 

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itchy balls

Itchy balls

 Hah ... wait who r u ? 

lightmare,can you not read?

I can read wattle I meant who is the dude 

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2s member πŸ’€ 

…….


I’m following lol 

yes, i can read 

Ayo

HAHAHAA LIGHTMARE πŸ˜­πŸ™ also hai :>

HAIIIIII

ligmare ballls ha

LIIIIIGHTTTTTYYYYMARRRREEEYYYY OMGGGGG

GRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MOMGGGGGGGGGGGWHGGWHVB

Bee ur just getting cooked and deep fried at this point, genuinely thought You’d change man. I was wrong

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ 

—Hydrocholorostorine  

Lmfao fr

hydro loves little kids!

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