Hey Fu, I wanna ask you something. I kinda wanna quit Itch. Youโre the only person here I consider in this choice though. I want you to help me decide, Iโm still gonna play n1 and stuff, but likeโฆthis place isnโt for me. I can give you my alt email address or stuff, but consider it pls. Edit: Ohh, and sorry if this bothers you somewhat.
Hey beestorm, you wanted to do a lil rap battle? Well here you go
Bitch you a liar and I canโt complain, taped my mouth shut and you tryna fill me with shame, always have been the same way, same game, now you attacking the girls but we aint letting you frame this dame, we gonna set you aflame, next time just come at me and call out my name, i aint scared, i already did my prayer, aw, do you need your mommy or are you just playing, in the name of humanity, you dont deserve to live life on the mortal heaven, this world is too good for you, this transcending feeling, hate raining down at you, i hope you perish, you think youโre a sacred little bitch, well we donโt vanish, oh, look at this crowd, you look like a circus clown now, tell me, what are you on about, still trying to get girls but youโre still with your head in the clouds, feels like you should get help now, i wanna say some shit to you but you dont deserve advice, youโre hopeless and you canโt spell rice, sheโs not Russian, sheโs living in a paradise, until you invaded, the privacy of the women and girls had faded, what can we do, youโre filled with jealousy, try to drown me but i can still breathe, next time show up armed and dangerous, at least, if youโll ever have a good comeback at us, i wish you a horrible life, probably gonna get a teen pregnant and later slap your wife.
BRO, PEESTORM, HOW YOU OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE A FAILED SCIENCE EXPERIMENT WITH A GLITCHED NAME? YOU WENT FROM "BEE-STORM" TO "PEE-STORM" LIKE A WHOLE DOWNGRADE PATCH. **YOU A WALKING BUG FIX THAT NEVER GOT FIXED.
BRO, YOUR DRIP SO DRY, EVEN DESERTS FEEL BAD FOR YOU. YOU BUILT LIKE A USED Q-TIP WITH TRUST ISSUES. EVERY TIME YOU WALK INTO A ROOM, THE LIGHTS DIM OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT. YOUR HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE ITโS BEEN PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK SINCE BIRTH—AND IT'S WINNING!
NAH, BUT REAL TALK—YOU'RE SO IRRELEVANT, EVEN GOOGLE STRUGGLES TO REMEMBER YOU EXIST. YOUR PRESENCE GOT LESS IMPACT THAN A MUTED MIC. YOU REALLY WALKING AROUND THINKING YOU A THREAT, BUT EVEN NPCs GET MORE SCREEN TIME THAN YOU.
BRO, JUST LOG OFF, GO BACK TO THE LOADING SCREEN, AND PRAY FOR A CHARACTER UPGRADE—CAUSE PEESTORM, THIS AINโT IT!
# This is the monthly narrow one recap for February 2025:
## Monthly news
Infurness ban:
On the 2nd a lot of accounts called Flower and who all had the same pfp joined the server.
Infurness then spammed dms of his friends on those accounts, Jesper saw this and banned his main account, this caused lots of outrage as many people didn't think it was a valid reason.
Infurness was then unbanned the following day.
Modding:
On the 3rd February Intdgy released an insane mod with 3 features, the main one being a spectator mod, this was significant because no spectator mod was released publicly before.
Suggestions:
Snadows bow 7 suggestion and the Roxy suggestion both surpassed 100 upvotes.
Esports:
Esports received sort of a revival this month with 3 gold and 2 platinum cups being hosted by Snadow and Mustard gas.
Narrow news:
Journalist applications were reopened and the devs added a command with which the news owner can directly give people the journalist role.
The news post surpassed 36k messages.
A skin repository website was made.
N1 SMP 8:
On the 17th Alphin started the eigth season of the narrow one smp.
## Pelican party updates
King of the hill was added.
Hills alt was released.
They changed the way chat filtering works.
## Strikes
There were 79 strikes during January.
41 for 10 minutes
20 for 1 hour
11 for 1 day
7 for 1 week
## Monthly messages
Pelican Party - 120'135 โฌ๏ธ
2 Shots - 14'110 โฌ๏ธ
Wholesome gc - 14'666 โฌ๏ธ
Narrow One Esports - 2'351 โฌ๏ธ
Elite force - 7'938 โฌ๏ธ
Royal kingdom - 22'448 โฌ๏ธ
## Monthly awards
### Person
1 - Alphin - 11
2 - Grim - 9
3 - Lolopano - 4
### Player
1 - Skullislandking - 16
2 - Snadow - 8
3 - Zayfox - 1
### Youtuber
1 - Narrow one Gameplays - 13
2 - N1 edits - 7
3 - Diegotiger - 2
## Message leaderboards
1 - Grim - 8'393
2 - Howl - 6'779
3 - Alphin - 6'256
4 - Scrap - 5'268
5 - Snadow - 4'301
6 - Chronyx - 4'299
7 - Infurness - 3'696
8 - Farlands - 3'466
9 - Liya - 3'460
10 - Ping 18 - 3'336
This was the monthly narrow one recap see you in one month.
SHUT YO SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE GOOGLECHROME METRONOME DIMMADOME NO HOME FLIP PHONE GARDEN GNOME FULL BLOWN GENOME INDIANA JONES OVERGROWN X AND Y HORMONE U GOT BEGGAR ZONED SYLVESTER STALLONE PROFFESIONALLY SENN PATRON SMALL DICK ASS UP
nah this is actually good roast u should learn to pack. SHUT YO DIRTY ASS UP BITCH FATHER ABUSES YOU WITH HIS PICKLE INBRED DONALD DRUMP PEPERIONI FACE. DICK SO TINY HAD TO USE BONE MEAL TO MAKE IT VISIBLE. YOU TAKE FCK YOURSELF TOO LITTERALLY LIKE BRUH TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WEAEL A PJO FAN! NOICE I LOVE PJO TOO! YOU'RE SO FCKING POOR YOU USE YOUR PC AS AN AIR CONDITIONER IN THE SUMMER. I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOUR PARENT COMBINED. NAH BRUHH BRUHH YOU MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS BRUHH SHUT YOUR DIRTY ASS UP BRUH. BITCH YOU DIRTY ASS HELL BRUH BRO HAD TO USE AI* AI***, HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL YOU'RE UGLY YOU'RE SMALL NO ONE LOVES YOU. JUST A DUDE NAMED PERCY NO ONE LOVES YOU GET TF OUTTA HERE!
BOY, IF YOU DONโT GET YO GOOFY, UNCULTURED, UNSEASONED, UNWASHED, UNPAID, UNEMPLOYED, UNLOVED, UNSUCCESSFUL, UNREQUESTED, UNSUPPORTED, UNSUBSCRIBED, UNSTABLE, UNIDENTIFIED, AND UNDESIRABLE HEADASS OUTTA MY FACE! BOY, YOU BUILT LIKE A DORITO WITH A DREAM. YO HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE A GOOGLE MAPS ROUTE TO FAILURE. YOU SO BROKE, WHEN YOU CHECK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IT SAYS 'ERROR 404: FUNDS NOT FOUND.' YO DRIP SO DRY EVEN CACTUSES LOOK AT YOU LIKE, "DAMN, HE NEEDS SOME MOISTURE!" BOY, YOU SO UGLY, EVEN MIRRORS REFUSE TO REFLECT YOU—THEY FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER!
BRO, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU TYPE WITH YOUR INDEX FINGERS ONLY. YOU BUILT LIKE AN OFF-BRAND ACTION FIGURE FROM A GAS STATION DUMPSTER SALE. YO BREATH SMELL LIKE YOU BEEN CHEWING ON HOT DOG WATER AND REGRET. BOY, YOU SO SHORT, YOU GOTTA JUMP TO REACH ROCK BOTTOM. YOUR SHIRT SO TIGHT, I CAN SEE YOUR FUTURE THROUGH IT—AND IT AINโT LOOKING TOO BRIGHT! BRO, YOU SO SLOW, YOU MAKE SNAILS LOOK LIKE THEY GOT TURBO BOOST. EVEN GOOGLE CANโT FIND WHO ASKED FOR YOU TO BE HERE. YOU OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE THE BEFORE PICTURE IN EVERY GYM COMMERCIAL EVER MADE!
AND DONโT THINK I DIDNโT NOTICE THEM FAKE CHAINS YOU GOT ON—BOY, THAT AINโT NO GOLD, THATโS MUSTARD STAINS. YO SHOES SO DUSTY, EVEN ROACHES DONโT WANNA BE SEEN NEXT TO YOU. YOU WALK LIKE YOU LOST A BET WITH GRAVITY. BOY, YOU SO IRRELEVANT, EVEN YOUR SHADOW LEFT YOU ON 'SEEN.' YO MOMMA PROBABLY TRIED TO RETURN YOU TO THE HOSPITAL, BUT THEY SAID 'NO REFUNDS!'
NOW GO AHEAD AND LOG OFF, RESET YOUR LIFE, AND TRY AGAIN NEXT UPDATE, BECAUSE THIS AINโT IT, NOOB
โ Return to game
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Bro Iโve got so much damn art backed up CAUSE OF THIS STUPID 3mb cap
Okok Ty ๐ซก (frick you file cap)
Carrots for everyone!
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Take before whitehairedrabbit takes em
๐
I hate carrots and Iโm going to shove each and every one of them up your arsehole
shut up pee
no
weekly match,cn was b2 spamming like crazy and barty switched teams xd
u shldve sent a code to discord frfr
i sent it to limits but he was offline
bro send to SC server. hell even pp
that would be chaos
if I was in that lobby:
"i quit fr this time" -wattle
okay zesty dover,use your main account at least ๐
barty rage quit on me in castles and i made that cn ragequit in halls
Time to lock in
hi
okay sleeky alt
are you by any chance 16 and do you enjoy talking to 13yo?
Nop
What mu said
idk man you seem a lil sus
Chipi chipi chapa chapa sussy sussy baka baka
sybau too
sybau
there should seriously be a tournament in this game
sorry to break it to you but there will never be such a thing mg
https://youtube.com/@n1esportstv?si=y8j7ghifjlhPNs-s
There already is
oiiaioiiiai
haiiii
Oops, I deleted that post, but hi.
o.0
Hey Fu, I wanna ask you something. I kinda wanna quit Itch. Youโre the only person here I consider in this choice though. I want you to help me decide, Iโm still gonna play n1 and stuff, but likeโฆthis place isnโt for me. I can give you my alt email address or stuff, but consider it pls. Edit: Ohh, and sorry if this bothers you somewhat.
New gen minecraft YouTubers : PVP , 100 days hardcore, modded SMP, and other stuff
Old gen minecraft YouTubers : Let's play, mods review, stampylonghead, popular mmo, no dramas, no dream mental breakdown, and other nostalgic stuff
.;... i think imma stick to maizen
bruh noob L L L L L L
the only mc youtubers i can tolerate are sb737 and wifies, all the other ppl make vids for 3 year olds
Sb737๐
Ngl if u need other mc creators u need to go to the technical side
whats wrong with sb
If u have a not shit pc,
Distant horizons
Iris
Indium
Sodium
Bliss shaders
Terralith
Tectonic
U get
-shaders
-better terrain
-4k block render distance
New biomes
What
Well that's new for me
including this one
I rarely get a good game
JERRY SPOT (I think he fake tho oh and WHY DO THEY HAVE SUCH A ASS K:D like the both of em (Jerry and the king woman )
If a player that was really dogshit and a player that was a spammer had a kid it would be that woman
Ima try to type my name eyes closed
raiv
and you wonder why people dont take nicely to you
hi pelican
Shut up and go back to ur dog cave (discord
Ok
average autistic behavior
Hi
I
bruh why did that take me so long ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Hi
ho
Jingle bells
Ho
ho
Almost got a heart attack because I almost lost my itch account
Bro same
Wait ryu PP didnโt reset our accs right ?
Mine didn't
Finish the song :
๐ตPast lives....
Nah
We're fish
nah im good
Continue this
Do not go gentle into that good night
.... uh
Interrstellar
I played with Platon :D
u could say he plays a ton
wdym? like he's fat?
he only has 300 hours. thats not a lot for cs.
bro doesnโt get the pun ๐
Fr
oh shoot i get it now haha
*Badum tsssst * thatโs a good one aha aha AHA
:P
im reporting this post for off topic
๐
๐ต Past lives....
OH MY GOD YES
Idk
w song
:D
=/
idk why I made this
o_O NO CARROTS?!?!?!?!!?!?!? How dare you
lol
Hahahahahha๐๐๐๐
tut tut aiya you NEED carrots
NO CARROTS FOR YOU MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
i stole all of em >:)
Yes my friend steal all of them for our evil plan MUAAHAHAHAHHA๐๐๐๐๐๐น๐น๐น๐น
dont worry i eated them all up๐
Hey zilla u forgot the lil fat curry muncher ( MEEE) We eated them all actually
—Hydrocholorostorine
ARE YOU STARVING RABBIT? YOU MEANNIEEEEEE
Nah we ainโt mean we just fat lol
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น๐๐น
here is one
Carrot-Waterflame
XD
Lol
i love this
Yes
Innit eated carrots of a carrot muncher is like stealing chicken curry from a 16 year old ..... wait thatโs not how it goes ...(.-.)
What
o i a u o i a u i o i u a o i u a
frfr
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooo dooo dooo
please get the reference istg..
BATMAAAAN
NO
What is it then bruh
Wtf potato friend
huh
guys can any1 make a song on deathscore rap
๐ sorry what
deathscores rap on bs
of course!
i shall start making a song on deathscore rap this very moment! ๐คฅ
Tf
Ft
FtTf
tfft
Hydro can i have ur email
What the why?
unc came back with the no skill unbalanced 0 aim 0 bitches noob bow๐๐ญ๐๐ฅ
Who?
Bowboi
Ok
yโall remember when this chat was
Narrow one
And not
Peestorm
Sword masters
Random ass poki games
Paragraph long yapp- I mean roasting
:( I remember that and ngl I joined during the end of that era
everyones gone bro ๐ญ
codes with a ton of people just chilling
A ton of the OG's in here chatting chilling and having fun
i wish i was around during that time
yeah codes every 30 minutes and narrow one related comments
remember the time before m8m6
fun fact: theres no need to write a whole paragraph to "roast" someone. thats called incoherence.
thats called yapping
yapping can be productive. incoherence cannot. theres a difference between screaming off in all caps, and being a good guy like xeltalliv
bee vs percy are just 2 retards who think they're packgod fighting rn, best to ignore
ur litteraly the same
Couldn't agree more
how so lmao
LMFAO
u finally changed ur name
i did
lol
tru
Who the hell are you
Hey beestorm, you wanted to do a lil rap battle? Well here you go
Bitch you a liar and I canโt complain, taped my mouth shut and you tryna fill me with shame, always have been the same way, same game, now you attacking the girls but we aint letting you frame this dame, we gonna set you aflame, next time just come at me and call out my name, i aint scared, i already did my prayer, aw, do you need your mommy or are you just playing, in the name of humanity, you dont deserve to live life on the mortal heaven, this world is too good for you, this transcending feeling, hate raining down at you, i hope you perish, you think youโre a sacred little bitch, well we donโt vanish, oh, look at this crowd, you look like a circus clown now, tell me, what are you on about, still trying to get girls but youโre still with your head in the clouds, feels like you should get help now, i wanna say some shit to you but you dont deserve advice, youโre hopeless and you canโt spell rice, sheโs not Russian, sheโs living in a paradise, until you invaded, the privacy of the women and girls had faded, what can we do, youโre filled with jealousy, try to drown me but i can still breathe, next time show up armed and dangerous, at least, if youโll ever have a good comeback at us, i wish you a horrible life, probably gonna get a teen pregnant and later slap your wife.
Youโre dead, we gonna keep reporting you
bro made a whole ahh song ๐ญ
ds is actually talented at rapping
Idk if I should say but I feel like scrap(wattle) is a less toxic version of MOMOโs MAD ( does anyone remember him? )
lmaoo i remember him
bro fuck that momo negro
darling, this is not the way to deal with idiots
Hi discord people!!
erm ok chwonwyx
Wsp chrony
why did jesper add this bot bro
no clue
why is the bot responding to me ew
LMFAO
yessirrrrr
pls do percy next ๐
Damn I was sleeping on a rap song
ds on itch before gta 6 is wild
hellosniper
code is F7D66F
wait nvm he left but im there
bruh no one plays roblox in 2025 only gamers pay fortnite and cod and rainbow six seige and n1
this isnt even roblox
What game is it then . ?
swordmasters
:skull: playing an indie game in 2025 is crazy bro L
literally played roblox today skull
.
Unc why did ya die to a melee spamming noob
HAAAAAIYAAAAAA
mf turn off land head bob
To the indians out there, should I buy this?
Also, this ain't AI, I swear.
Beestorm ima end ur career ๐
BRO, PEESTORM, HOW YOU OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE A FAILED SCIENCE EXPERIMENT WITH A GLITCHED NAME? YOU WENT FROM "BEE-STORM" TO "PEE-STORM" LIKE A WHOLE DOWNGRADE PATCH. **YOU A WALKING BUG FIX THAT NEVER GOT FIXED.
BRO, YOUR DRIP SO DRY, EVEN DESERTS FEEL BAD FOR YOU. YOU BUILT LIKE A USED Q-TIP WITH TRUST ISSUES. EVERY TIME YOU WALK INTO A ROOM, THE LIGHTS DIM OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT. YOUR HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE ITโS BEEN PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK SINCE BIRTH—AND IT'S WINNING!
NAH, BUT REAL TALK—YOU'RE SO IRRELEVANT, EVEN GOOGLE STRUGGLES TO REMEMBER YOU EXIST. YOUR PRESENCE GOT LESS IMPACT THAN A MUTED MIC. YOU REALLY WALKING AROUND THINKING YOU A THREAT, BUT EVEN NPCs GET MORE SCREEN TIME THAN YOU.
BRO, JUST LOG OFF, GO BACK TO THE LOADING SCREEN, AND PRAY FOR A CHARACTER UPGRADE—CAUSE PEESTORM, THIS AINโT IT!
just quit๐
POOOSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Why?
POOOOOOSTIIIIIEEE guess what itโs ur fav mysterious liquid HYDROOOOOOOOOOOOO
"yo chat gpt create a cool roast for a guy named beestorm"
Read above post I didn't use AI
you yap to much lil bro
stfu lil dude
look whos talking lil bro
you look
Nah you
yo u have discord cuz little percy here needs to see what a pro packer really is
stfu u one year old
so you get more screen time than him?
Just why like just ignor fucking peestorm bruh like tf
What's ya'll's fav movie? Mine's Whiplash,straight up.
life action: interstellar
Animated:spider verse 1
Bro same
The wild robot
Hello
What
CAUGHT U IN 11 SECS
Caught you in 20 hours
In the line of fire
๐ค
# This is the monthly narrow one recap for February 2025:
## Monthly news
Infurness ban:
On the 2nd a lot of accounts called Flower and who all had the same pfp joined the server.
Infurness then spammed dms of his friends on those accounts, Jesper saw this and banned his main account, this caused lots of outrage as many people didn't think it was a valid reason.
Infurness was then unbanned the following day.
Modding:
On the 3rd February Intdgy released an insane mod with 3 features, the main one being a spectator mod, this was significant because no spectator mod was released publicly before.
Suggestions:
Snadows bow 7 suggestion and the Roxy suggestion both surpassed 100 upvotes.
Esports:
Esports received sort of a revival this month with 3 gold and 2 platinum cups being hosted by Snadow and Mustard gas.
Narrow news:
Journalist applications were reopened and the devs added a command with which the news owner can directly give people the journalist role.
The news post surpassed 36k messages.
A skin repository website was made.
N1 SMP 8:
On the 17th Alphin started the eigth season of the narrow one smp.
## Pelican party updates
King of the hill was added.
Hills alt was released.
They changed the way chat filtering works.
## Strikes
There were 79 strikes during January.
41 for 10 minutes
20 for 1 hour
11 for 1 day
7 for 1 week
## Monthly messages
Pelican Party - 120'135 โฌ๏ธ
2 Shots - 14'110 โฌ๏ธ
Wholesome gc - 14'666 โฌ๏ธ
Narrow One Esports - 2'351 โฌ๏ธ
Elite force - 7'938 โฌ๏ธ
Royal kingdom - 22'448 โฌ๏ธ
## Monthly awards
### Person
1 - Alphin - 11
2 - Grim - 9
3 - Lolopano - 4
### Player
1 - Skullislandking - 16
2 - Snadow - 8
3 - Zayfox - 1
### Youtuber
1 - Narrow one Gameplays - 13
2 - N1 edits - 7
3 - Diegotiger - 2
## Message leaderboards
1 - Grim - 8'393
2 - Howl - 6'779
3 - Alphin - 6'256
4 - Scrap - 5'268
5 - Snadow - 4'301
6 - Chronyx - 4'299
7 - Infurness - 3'696
8 - Farlands - 3'466
9 - Liya - 3'460
10 - Ping 18 - 3'336
This was the monthly narrow one recap see you in one month.
Newzzz
6
yโall donโt know who 3/4 of these ppl are
How did you know
Cuz Iโm on discord and most of yโall arenโt
Me definitely :P
the ancient ones here know u too
No I meant how did you know that I dont know 3/4 of the ppl in there
because you're stuck in this itchy hole
i know then
What is n1 smp is it a minecraft server?
yes
Wow cool is it a pvp server or a peaceful server
well me and limits wanted peace but snadow is snadow
Lol so anarchy server then
yey im in msg leaderboard!!
Guys,what songs do you associate with me?
uhhh idk
Fair,kind of a vague question. Rephrase, what songs would you give to my persona? Based off vibes entirely.
Ok,then. What's your answer?
idk u that well so i rly cant give a clear answe
Hell I know
That's k.
shit i know u
i see u a lot in n1
Yeah,I play pretty much all the time.
look closer in my pfp
guys hydro loves little kids!!!!!!!
Shut ur ass up ( bigger roast later)
heehhehehee
Hi! do u like little kids like hydro
SHUT YO SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE GOOGLECHROME METRONOME DIMMADOME NO HOME FLIP PHONE GARDEN GNOME FULL BLOWN GENOME INDIANA JONES OVERGROWN X AND Y HORMONE U GOT BEGGAR ZONED SYLVESTER STALLONE PROFFESIONALLY SENN PATRON SMALL DICK ASS UP
nigga i've literally heard that roast on yt shorts before, do better
i changed it a bit
u aint pack god lil bro
bro is not him๐๐๐
nah this is actually good roast u should learn to pack. SHUT YO DIRTY ASS UP BITCH FATHER ABUSES YOU WITH HIS PICKLE INBRED DONALD DRUMP PEPERIONI FACE. DICK SO TINY HAD TO USE BONE MEAL TO MAKE IT VISIBLE. YOU TAKE FCK YOURSELF TOO LITTERALLY LIKE BRUH TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WEAEL A PJO FAN! NOICE I LOVE PJO TOO! YOU'RE SO FCKING POOR YOU USE YOUR PC AS AN AIR CONDITIONER IN THE SUMMER. I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOUR PARENT COMBINED. NAH BRUHH BRUHH YOU MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS BRUHH SHUT YOUR DIRTY ASS UP BRUH. BITCH YOU DIRTY ASS HELL BRUH BRO HAD TO USE AI* AI***, HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL YOU'RE UGLY YOU'RE SMALL NO ONE LOVES YOU. JUST A DUDE NAMED PERCY NO ONE LOVES YOU GET TF OUTTA HERE!
ohh wowwww bro really cooked ๐คฏ
BOY, IF YOU DONโT GET YO GOOFY, UNCULTURED, UNSEASONED, UNWASHED, UNPAID, UNEMPLOYED, UNLOVED, UNSUCCESSFUL, UNREQUESTED, UNSUPPORTED, UNSUBSCRIBED, UNSTABLE, UNIDENTIFIED, AND UNDESIRABLE HEADASS OUTTA MY FACE! BOY, YOU BUILT LIKE A DORITO WITH A DREAM. YO HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE A GOOGLE MAPS ROUTE TO FAILURE. YOU SO BROKE, WHEN YOU CHECK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IT SAYS 'ERROR 404: FUNDS NOT FOUND.' YO DRIP SO DRY EVEN CACTUSES LOOK AT YOU LIKE, "DAMN, HE NEEDS SOME MOISTURE!" BOY, YOU SO UGLY, EVEN MIRRORS REFUSE TO REFLECT YOU—THEY FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER!
BRO, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU TYPE WITH YOUR INDEX FINGERS ONLY. YOU BUILT LIKE AN OFF-BRAND ACTION FIGURE FROM A GAS STATION DUMPSTER SALE. YO BREATH SMELL LIKE YOU BEEN CHEWING ON HOT DOG WATER AND REGRET. BOY, YOU SO SHORT, YOU GOTTA JUMP TO REACH ROCK BOTTOM. YOUR SHIRT SO TIGHT, I CAN SEE YOUR FUTURE THROUGH IT—AND IT AINโT LOOKING TOO BRIGHT! BRO, YOU SO SLOW, YOU MAKE SNAILS LOOK LIKE THEY GOT TURBO BOOST. EVEN GOOGLE CANโT FIND WHO ASKED FOR YOU TO BE HERE. YOU OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE THE BEFORE PICTURE IN EVERY GYM COMMERCIAL EVER MADE!
AND DONโT THINK I DIDNโT NOTICE THEM FAKE CHAINS YOU GOT ON—BOY, THAT AINโT NO GOLD, THATโS MUSTARD STAINS. YO SHOES SO DUSTY, EVEN ROACHES DONโT WANNA BE SEEN NEXT TO YOU. YOU WALK LIKE YOU LOST A BET WITH GRAVITY. BOY, YOU SO IRRELEVANT, EVEN YOUR SHADOW LEFT YOU ON 'SEEN.' YO MOMMA PROBABLY TRIED TO RETURN YOU TO THE HOSPITAL, BUT THEY SAID 'NO REFUNDS!'
NOW GO AHEAD AND LOG OFF, RESET YOUR LIFE, AND TRY AGAIN NEXT UPDATE, BECAUSE THIS AINโT IT, NOOB
oh heโs back with his so called โroastsโ
me toooooo
beestorm do us all a favor and gtfo
omg then if he likes lil kids he must like you?!?!?!???!??!?!??!!
Ragebait ahh bitch